Sir A1ex
Full Member
Massive apologies if this has been done before, but the question came up in another thread of how our current squad, well known to be heavily lacking in several areas, compares to the famously bad 2004/05 squad.
So I've had a run through player vs player. I've tried to match up players as well as possible by position and the amount they play, though it's not always possible. That 2004 team was just full of dodgy midfielders and utility players. Obviously you could rig the result by who you pair up, so I've tried my best to pair as honestly as possible.
Anyway, I make it a 7-3 victory to Moyes' Boys. I've tried to explain the confused workings of my mind for each one... All opinions welcome!
Howard < David de Gea
No Brainer.
Carroll = Anders Lindegaard
Irrelevant, don't care.
G Neville = Rafael
Neville was the greater player over his career, but he's 30 at this point, whereas Rafael is 23, and I'd expect him to go on to become the better player.
P Neville < Phil Jones
People called Phil clearly rock, but they don't know their best position. But only one of them has three major religions devoted to him.
Heinze = Patrice Evra
Would love to give this to the better player, and better man, but the fact that his time is pretty much up, whereas cnut was about 25 at the time and looked set for greatness.
Silvestre < Chris Smalling
Full-back or centre-back? Who knows… but I reckon Smalling looks the better player.
Ferdinand > Nemanja Vidić
Rio was coming into his prime here, today's Vidic can't compete.
Brown = Jonny Evans
I'd say I hold Jonny in very similar regard to how I thought of Brown at this point.
Smith < Marouane Fellaini
Take a very succesful bruiser of a forward, and try and make him the new Roy Keane. What could possibly go wrong? I'll give Fellaini the benefit of the doubt - I'd still take him given the choice.
Kleberson < Anderson
There's a song to tell us the answer to this… and it's still true, just about.
Fletcher = Darren Fletcher
Young, unconcing Flecther vs legendary but unknown fitness Fletcher? Let's call it a draw.
Keane = Michael Carrick
A year or two earlier and it's no contest, but this was Keane right at the end of his time.
Carrick's no spring chicken, but we should get a couple more years out of him.
Giggs > Antonio Valencia
Another easy one.
Scholes > Tom Cleverley
Yawn.
Ronaldo = Adnan Januzaj
If anything, Adnan is showing more end product at an earlier age. But Ronaldo was turning 20 and starting to look the real deal.
Rooney = Wayne Rooney
A bit like the Fletch one this - Youthful phenomenon vs one-man-team. Maybe should go to the 2004 one, given the future and potential, but that would seem odd given how good he is now.
Saha = Danny Welbeck
Tempted to give this to Danny, but Saha was also quite a player and we had very high hopes for him at this point.
van Nistelrooy = Robin van Persie
Two ageing Dutch goalscoring legends… call it a draw.
Solskjaer = Javier Hernández
The little pea very nearly gets this on age… but he's nowhere near the legend Ole is, and it's far from certain he'll stay with us anyway.
Forlan < Shinji Kagawa
Different styles, but similar standing - fan's favourites, had a season or two without ever quite producing. But Diego's time was about up by this point, whereas Shinki will probably get a bit longer.
Djemba x2 < Nani
Total mis-match of positions, but they were kind of left over. No doubt who is better.
O'Shea = Ryan Giggs
Hardly like-for-like, but they probably contribute a similar amount as bit-part players.
Fortune = Ashley Young
Again, not the same role, but we just seemed to stock up on utility players instead of proper wingers in 2004. Young isn't a proper winger, mind, so I can't give it to him.
So I've had a run through player vs player. I've tried to match up players as well as possible by position and the amount they play, though it's not always possible. That 2004 team was just full of dodgy midfielders and utility players. Obviously you could rig the result by who you pair up, so I've tried my best to pair as honestly as possible.
Anyway, I make it a 7-3 victory to Moyes' Boys. I've tried to explain the confused workings of my mind for each one... All opinions welcome!
Howard < David de Gea
No Brainer.
Carroll = Anders Lindegaard
Irrelevant, don't care.
G Neville = Rafael
Neville was the greater player over his career, but he's 30 at this point, whereas Rafael is 23, and I'd expect him to go on to become the better player.
P Neville < Phil Jones
People called Phil clearly rock, but they don't know their best position. But only one of them has three major religions devoted to him.
Heinze = Patrice Evra
Would love to give this to the better player, and better man, but the fact that his time is pretty much up, whereas cnut was about 25 at the time and looked set for greatness.
Silvestre < Chris Smalling
Full-back or centre-back? Who knows… but I reckon Smalling looks the better player.
Ferdinand > Nemanja Vidić
Rio was coming into his prime here, today's Vidic can't compete.
Brown = Jonny Evans
I'd say I hold Jonny in very similar regard to how I thought of Brown at this point.
Smith < Marouane Fellaini
Take a very succesful bruiser of a forward, and try and make him the new Roy Keane. What could possibly go wrong? I'll give Fellaini the benefit of the doubt - I'd still take him given the choice.
Kleberson < Anderson
There's a song to tell us the answer to this… and it's still true, just about.
Fletcher = Darren Fletcher
Young, unconcing Flecther vs legendary but unknown fitness Fletcher? Let's call it a draw.
Keane = Michael Carrick
A year or two earlier and it's no contest, but this was Keane right at the end of his time.
Carrick's no spring chicken, but we should get a couple more years out of him.
Giggs > Antonio Valencia
Another easy one.
Scholes > Tom Cleverley
Yawn.
Ronaldo = Adnan Januzaj
If anything, Adnan is showing more end product at an earlier age. But Ronaldo was turning 20 and starting to look the real deal.
Rooney = Wayne Rooney
A bit like the Fletch one this - Youthful phenomenon vs one-man-team. Maybe should go to the 2004 one, given the future and potential, but that would seem odd given how good he is now.
Saha = Danny Welbeck
Tempted to give this to Danny, but Saha was also quite a player and we had very high hopes for him at this point.
van Nistelrooy = Robin van Persie
Two ageing Dutch goalscoring legends… call it a draw.
Solskjaer = Javier Hernández
The little pea very nearly gets this on age… but he's nowhere near the legend Ole is, and it's far from certain he'll stay with us anyway.
Forlan < Shinji Kagawa
Different styles, but similar standing - fan's favourites, had a season or two without ever quite producing. But Diego's time was about up by this point, whereas Shinki will probably get a bit longer.
Djemba x2 < Nani
Total mis-match of positions, but they were kind of left over. No doubt who is better.
O'Shea = Ryan Giggs
Hardly like-for-like, but they probably contribute a similar amount as bit-part players.
Fortune = Ashley Young
Again, not the same role, but we just seemed to stock up on utility players instead of proper wingers in 2004. Young isn't a proper winger, mind, so I can't give it to him.