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duffer said:
The car pool lane (how could you miss that one!)
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That was the episode that got me hooked on the show. When he picks up the hooker just so he can use the car pool lane and then has to keep her with him because she can't get back from the stadium. Love the bit at the end where he brings her into court as a character witness to prove he isn't a racist.
 
Restaraunt Chef: [Larry hires a chef who has Tourette's Syndrome] feckhead shitface cocksucker asshole son of a bitch!
[the restaurant suddenly turns silent]
Larry David: [Remembering seeing some high school students support a kid with cancer] Maybe one day I'll get a chance to do something good for somebody like that.
Larry David: [Aloud] Scum-sucking motherfecking whore!
Jeff Greene: Cock! Cock! Jism! Grandma! Cock!
Michael York: Bum! feck, turd, fart... cnut, piss, shit, bugger and balls!
Restaurant Manager: Dammit... hell... crap... ssssssshit!
Cheryl: Ya goddamn motherfeckin' bitch!
Susie Greene: [Thinking Cheryl is yelling at her] feck you, you car wash cnut! I HAD A DENTAL APPOINTMENT!
Cheryl's Dad: Fellatio, cunnilingus, french kissing! Rimjob.
Richard Lewis: Pussy pig fecker!
Jeff Greene's Dad: Boy cock, girl cock, E-I-E-I-O! :lol:
 
Smith Cove said:
That was the episode that got me hooked on the show. When he picks up the hooker just so he can use the car pool lane and then has to keep her with him because she can't get back from the stadium. Love the bit at the end where he brings her into court as a character witness to prove he isn't a racist.
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They way he got out of jury duty was class as well.
 
Just watched tonight's epiosode and I realize I have been having platonic sex with my wife's best friend for the last eight years!!!!

Best lines:

Jeff to Larry and Ted Danson: "I didn't want to come back to the dinner table with an erection at Passover."

And anything that Jeff's wife said, in particular "You masturbate, you masterbate in this house."
 
Salvation said:
It pains me* that this gay place is infested with loads of Big Brother watching and My Name Is Earl loving bollocks while such finer shows aren't being appreciated. So to get the ball rolling to educate them and get them to see the light, I ask all you semi-tards to list your favourite Curb episodes...

Here mine...probably in no particular order

The Group
Porno Gill
The Doll
Krazee Eyez-Killah
Beloved Aunt
The Baptism
Trick or Treat
The Thong
Shaq
The Grand Opening
The 5 Wood
Larry David Sandwich


I may have missed a fair lot due to me not remembering them

Go...


*Not really
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My Name is Earl is mint....Curb is shite
 
Smith Cove said:
Just watched tonight's epiosode and I realize I have been having platonic sex with my wife's best friend for the last eight years!!!!

Best lines:

Jeff to Larry and Ted Danson: "I didn't want to come back to the dinner table with an erection at Passover."

And anything that Jeff's wife said, in particular "You masturbate, you masterbate in this house."
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Tonight was one of the best episodes I have seen in a years.better than any last season.
 
duffer said:
Restaraunt Chef: [Larry hires a chef who has Tourette's Syndrome] feckhead shitface cocksucker asshole son of a bitch!
[the restaurant suddenly turns silent]
Larry David: [Remembering seeing some high school students support a kid with cancer] Maybe one day I'll get a chance to do something good for somebody like that.
Larry David: [Aloud] Scum-sucking motherfecking whore!
Jeff Greene: Cock! Cock! Jism! Grandma! Cock!
Michael York: Bum! feck, turd, fart... cnut, piss, shit, bugger and balls!
Restaurant Manager: Dammit... hell... crap... ssssssshit!
Cheryl: Ya goddamn motherfeckin' bitch!
Susie Greene: [Thinking Cheryl is yelling at her] feck you, you car wash cnut! I HAD A DENTAL APPOINTMENT!
Cheryl's Dad: Fellatio, cunnilingus, french kissing! Rimjob.
Richard Lewis: Pussy pig fecker!
Jeff Greene's Dad: Boy cock, girl cock, E-I-E-I-O! :lol:
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classic!:lol:
 
Smith Cove said:
Just watched tonight's epiosode and I realize I have been having platonic sex with my wife's best friend for the last eight years!!!!

Best lines:

Jeff to Larry and Ted Danson: "I didn't want to come back to the dinner table with an erection at Passover."

And anything that Jeff's wife said, in particular "You masturbate, you masterbate in this house."
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:lol: That Susie bit was brilliant

njred said:
Tonight was one of the best episodes I have seen in a years.better than any last season.
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It was Ok-ish. Nothing much. A few things here and there were good like when Leon asks, "What kind of cum?" or how he addresses dry cleaning as an important issue to the senator :lol:
 
Smith Cove said:
That was the episode that got me hooked on the show.
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Same with me with Car Pool Lane.

Seen all of the first two series, going to have to buy season 3 & 4.

Didn't think that much of the Shaq episode, but the ending was genius, when he finally realises that Doctor was a complete nut job. :lol:
 
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