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Cristiano Ronaldo
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Hold on to your butts...
We should get Welbeck to change his name to C. Ronaldo by deed poll for the weekend. Then when the team sheets are announced, there will be lots of fun.
I feel much better today, its rON! Its fecking rON like donkey kong!!
Imagine Scooby Doo saying Donkey Kong.
Even he has bought into Ronaldo coming home.
Scooby Doo that is, not Donkey Kong.
Even he has bought into Ronaldo coming home.
Scooby Doo that is, not Donkey Kong.
Actually, I'd go as far as saying Donkey Kong is a Chelsea fan, because he's huge and a bell end. Most Chelsea fans are huge bell ends.
3 more days, then we can have our #7 back 
He just doesn't look happy, it's obvious to see. Didn't celebrate at all for Isco's goal, muted for his goal. He doesn't look like he will move tomorrow, this much is certain. But a move next summer (or even January?) could very well happen. Ancelotti has to be extremely careful handling the imminent arrival of Bale, because if he shows him out to be the slightest bit more important than Ronaldo, he will ask for that move quicker than you can bat an eyelid.
I'm beginning to think he might not be coming.
Did he celebrate his own goal that much?, maybe we cut a deal for January and he want this summer, just paying that much for him should make him worth double as his stats proved double of whatever Bale achieved, maybe thats really miffed him off
Don't understand why he is suppose to be not happy. He is at his 'dream club' arguably the biggest in the world, at a club that has recently been regularly getting to the the semis of the CL in the last 3 years, he is the first name on the team sheet, he is and will be playing with the likes of Isco, Ozil, Bale, Modric, Benzema ect,has a great manager,he's on a lot of money ,in a great city. Am I missing something?
Maybe cause they just paid more for a player that is half as good as him. Maybe he has that much ego.
Then he would be a cnut. He should grateful that his club are trying to do what they can in trying to close the gap to Barca in La liga and trying to win the CL........that's of course if it is a ego thing.
Maybe he doesn't want to lose out on new tax laws. I suspect it's about moneyz.
Yeah that sounds about right. Or he is pissed because there's a player arriving that has an even girlier dresscode than him. This would make a good thread.
Who will take FKs at Real Madrid ? I'd love to see some fights between him and Bale over them.
The way Bale is copying Ronaldo's style the only way to distinguish them when one's taking a freekick is the size of their ears.
Bale has moved.
IT IS TIME.
IT IS NOW OFFICIALLY ON.
IT IS TIME.
IT IS NOW OFFICIALLY ON.
Oh, Madrid played this morning? Obviously so our Ron has enough time to get a shower, fly here, and have his medical in the morning before finalising the deal at 10:59pm. Sweet.
#BringRonaldoHome
The deal was already drawn up and signed, all that was left was for Bale to agree to a hair gel allowance of only €120 a week rather than the €200 his agent was demanding. Once they backed down on that, the transfer was done and now the floodgates open up...
Heard rumours that CR7 has signed a new world record contract at RMadrid, but both parties want the Bale drama to end first before announcing. NOOOOO!
You haven't so much pissed on everyone's chips, rather shit all over a four course meal.
maybe we are waiting for CR7 to head off our new record breaking Nike Deal, weren;t we supposed to have renewed. Now Bale's gone, Woody get the truckload of Banana's to cover Ronaldo's Transfer fee.
Good old Don I hear ya...I hope it is utter bullshit and he comes back for a romantic return home #BELIEVE
Where is iSparky to keep the faith?
I'm pretty sure Ronaldo isn't earning £300,000 a week.
How does it feel Ronaldo, not only are you not the most expensive player in the world now, you are now the 2nd highest earner at your club...
Fancy coming to us and feel loved again?
How does it feel Ronaldo, not only are you not the most expensive player in the world now, you are now the 2nd highest earner at your club...
Fancy coming to us and feel loved again?
It's going to happen I'm telling you
Keep that shite out of here, please.
Which shite
Tweet from one of those crap 'ITK' accounts saying that his 'sources' tell him Suarez is going to Real Madrid and wearing #7
Oh yeah just saw that in the twitter thread, that should just stay out of this forum generally
SPARKY, SPARKY IT'S feckING BACK ON!!!!!!!
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