Cristiano Ronaldo | Signs for United! Fcuk City

[Real Name]

Jesus Chris almighty.

 

[Murder on Zidanes Floor]

 

[thepolice123]

Pinch me!

 

[Alek M]

Man United site crashing

 

[MattofManchester]

What's the salary per week?
Did we break our budget again or no?

 

[Klopper76]

That's completely insane.

This wasn't even a thing yesterday.

 

[Volumiza]

Jesus Christ. Fecking expensive. Wage structure shredded. Declining player. Mercenary. But … fecking exciting few hours of internet

Can’t even be arsed to resist being excited to watch him in our strip again.

Wrong but …

 

[Moston Red]

We need to keep him away from the steak pies. That’s the only reason he wants to come back.

 

[DSG]

HOLY FECK!!

Getting drunk and stoned tonight while sitting on Del Mar beach in celebration. California is the best. @Raoul, you’re welcome to join me!!!!!

 

[The Purley King]

This has to be the fastest deal in the history of deals? Literally a couple of hours from the doom of him signing for the shites to being confirmed for us.

I cannot believe today. What a fecking ride it has been. Greatest muppet day of all time.

This has been the best afternoon in the Transfer forum ever. I don't think it can ever be topped.

 

[Alek M]

Get feking in. Can we get Tevez too?

 

[BlackBen]

Here we fecking gooooooo

 

[OmarUnited4ever]

Oooohhhh yeaaaaaaah

 

[crossy1686]

Holy shit, I do not believe it

 

[Raoul]

@GifLord - Thoughts about our new signing ?

 

[Scarlett Dracarys]

I literally have goosebumps right now. This is insane !

 

[Nights]

Adidas website melting down

 

[Hugh Jass]

Brilliant.

 

[Noir]

Start buying those shirts lads, we need to fund a new DM

 

[lex talionis]

5 time Ballon d’Or winner. For some reason I thought it was only 4.

 

[tenpoless]

Now we are ready to face the mighty Young Boys in the CL!

 

[The Cat]

What's the salary per week?
Did we break our budget again or no?

I don't care!!!!!!!!!!


For a change.

 

[Lay]

Now bring Rooney back!

 

[Redlyn]

No effing way! Wasn't he city bound? What in the actual feck! I didn't particularly want him but now hes here you better believe I'm going to make the most of it !

Also today is clearly NOT April 1st right? Just checking.

 

[JTW95]

Quickest transfer I have ever seen done

 

[Bestielob]

I am almost in tears

I AM in tears, and not afraid to admit it.

 

[Raoul]

Can we bring Ando home as a mascot to keep him out of prison ?

 

[Andycoleno9]

Bloody hell. Fyi; my account was hijacked. So everything wrote about CR7 was written by someone else

 

[jymufc20]

Guys, Sancho Varane and Ronaldo in the same window!!!!!!

Don't forget Tom.

 

[justboy68]

This is just a magical, 'remember where you were' moment. Enjoy it lads.

 

[We need an rvn]

To recap

The fact you're posting this makes me think it might be on and a little excited!

I might even have to buy my first United shirt in years if this happens!

 

[Jon@thon]

Share price taking an elevator up!

 

[sewey89]

The official site crashes but the caf is still going strong.

Levels.

 

[lex talionis]

The boy has come home!

 

[Moston Red]

Feck it, let’s resign the team of ‘08 whilst we’re at it.

 

[gorky_utd]

I don't care how he performs, but for me the nostalgia, the legacy is everything. Welcome back Cristiano.

 

[JPRouve]

Now I need therapy in order to get over 12 years of bitterness.

 

[Himannv]

Unbelievable! What an amazingly quick deal that was. Stoked!

 

[buchansleftleg]

My Boy!

 

[RedRonaldo]

Yeeeessssssssss!