Cristiano Ronaldo | Signs for United! Fcuk City

[crossy1686]

Ole will have to do some mental gymnastics sorting out shirt numbers.

Does he? "Listen lads, it's Ronaldo. If he wants your shirt number or your girlfriend, he's taking them"

 

[SirAnderson]

Last man standing

 

[Tony247]

Do it do it do it ffs do it

 

[SirAF]

 

[RDCR07]

 

[MUFC OK]

Who broke Ronaldo to United in here earlier? I was reading around lunch time and someone popped in to say we were in the mix. Give that person a gold star or something

It was Rio before anyone.

 

[Tom Van Persie]

Bruno!

 

[Droid_Repairs]

Bet Tevez and Hargreaves were texting him about City.

The rest pushing him towards United.

Yes, I would bet Carrick, Rio and Evra have been on the phone to him!

 

[Bratt]

 

[KiD MoYeS]

VIVA RONALDO!

 

[crossy1686]

Cavani has the 7.....hmmmm

Cavani might not be back until December so he's hardly going to miss it

 

[lex talionis]

A right-back as well to bring out the best in Sancho.

 

[Walters_19_MuFc]

A midfield.

Do we not create enough chances in the final third then?

 

[SirAnderson]

Spoiler: Excited

@RedRonaldo spare a thought for the sperm banks out there.

 

[FreakyJim]

Stick him upfront as a 9 and cross to him all day. All day. He'll get us goals.

I'm really giddy as nostalgia kicks in and common sense leaves!

 

[Deleted 112447]

Exactly

 

[tenpoless]

Cavani has the 7.....hmmmm

"52 because 5+2 = 7" - Michael Owen

 

[UnitedSofa]

 

[SirAF]

Cavani has the 7.....hmmmm

Not for long. I GUARANTEE you that 7 will be in Ron’s contract, and rightfully so.

 

[Based Adnan]

This was probably Mendes and Ronnies plan all along, can't think of anyone better for our young talent to learn from

 

[pratyush_utd]

Bruno!

Bruno is absolutely god send for us isn't he

 

[RUCK4444]

 

[Silas]

Do we not create enough chances in the final third then?

Not always. Can't control a game either, which is the main issue.

 

[Sultan]

Should give him the number 4 jersey for the craic.

Jones the superstar refused Varane.

 

[IhabX7]

Two year contract it seems?

 

[Dudu]

BRUNOOO

 

[Dr. Dwayne]

Return to 4-4-2?

Cavani Ronaldo
Rashford Pogba Bruno Sancho
Shaw Maguire Varane AWB
De Gea​

 

[Redlambs]

We have £600k a week to pay Ronaldo but cant find £40m to bid for Bissouma or Neves or Saul

Ok professor miserable, I'm sure you can use that big brain to work the figures as to why.

Let's just enjoy what we get, he's home! YAY!


(I'm just trying to feel the muppet rush, it's been a while)

 

[Alvaro Maestre]

Phil Jones is the only one responsible for Shirt numbers.

 

[tyunited]

We still need a fecking CM

Having a midfield is overrated

 

[kps88]

Bruno!

They'll have to rock paper scissors for penalty duty

 

[Sounds of the Aquarium]

just been out walking the dogs for the last hour. 30 extra pages have appeared.....!

 

[Mercurial]

And that money goes straight to PSG for Mbappe.. who hand that money over to Messi..

Messi can buy lot of Baguettes with that money.

 

[RooneyLegend]

Folks I'm weling up even thinking about it, Woody better not feck this up. He's coming home

 

[Sweet Square]

 

[SirAnderson]

 

[Red Shorts]

Oh this needs to be the first post of the performance thread

 

[Florida Man]

Get a second one. The shirt I mean.

 

[Judas]

This is bonkers

 

[RUCK4444]

Bruno!

This guy. Love him.