Cristiano Ronaldo | Signs for United! Fcuk City

[devilo]

Does anyone have the flight tracking link!?

https://www.flightradar24.com/LWG3071/28eec47a

 

[Real Name]

Could we possibly send Cavani the other way? He’s very much surplus to requirements if Ronaldo joins.

How's that? I mean he's a good cover.

 

[Sandikan]

Nope, City deal is done. Don't make yourself look silly.

This aged well

 

[Slevs]

No problem, just give me 2mins

@shamans

 

[horsechoker]

Could we possibly send Cavani the other way? He’s very much surplus to requirements if Ronaldo joins.

I don't know but I imagine the decision was influenced by Cavani having limited game time

 

[Dr. Dwayne]

If Ronaldo comes to United I will name my yet to be conceived second child after him, the wife isn't keen on us re-naming our first born.

The obvious solution is to get a new wife. Preferably one who is Portugese and named Cristina.

 

[::sonny::]

 

[TheGame]

Presuming he will play up top for us.

 

[United Hobbit]

Can't say I don't have my reservations, but imagine the noise if they announce him on the pitch like Varane.

You've just given me Goosebumps it will be incredible

 

[Isotope]

Tis time for redemption. I have suffered enough reading him joining City.

Dman, man. If you made these yourself, this post deserve a Caf award.

 

[Dr. Dwayne]

My Mrs showed me this before, a local artist she follows on IG took a selfie apparently today with Bruno at Manchester Airport.

No mask. feck off infecting our Bruno, you cnut.

 

[Ondrej]

If this ain't the reveal song, I don't want one!

I think I would actually cry.

 

[manuchamp88]

You are right. Juve want no players in exchange.

Shame. Golden opportunity to bin Martial.

 

[KirkDuyt]

So city says no thanks as soon as we show interest? I got a bridge to sell you..

No no, I didn't conclude anything. Dutch media are simply reporting that "City decided against it". I was asking.

Tell me more about this bridge though. Is it hot?

 

[tenpoless]

Could we possibly send Cavani the other way? He’s very much surplus to requirements if Ronaldo joins.

Send Martial. He can resurrect his form there ala Lukaku. Win win.

 

[Mr Smith]

My miiind is telling me no... but my body, my bodyyy is telling me yeeessssss!

 

[::sonny::]

You are right. Juve want no players in exchange.

phil jones

 

[reelworld]

To those who don't agree with this:

Ronaldo movement in the box and heading ability is still there. Imagine having him there snatching on those half chances that we didn't score last season because Martial was outside the penalty box or Cavani didn't react quick enough.
This make sense on a footballing level as well

 

[horsechoker]

My Mrs showed me this before, a local artist she follows on IG took a selfie apparently today with Bruno at Manchester Airport.

"Hi Ronnie, you want picking up in the morning pal?"

 

[TMDaines]

I missed Leeds because of norovirus and will now miss Ronaldo against Newcastle, as I am flying to Ukraine for my son to meet grandparents for first time…

 

[scream]

Does anyone have the flight tracking link!?

https://www.flightradar24.com/LWG3071/28eec47a

 

[RedRonaldo]

That's why I tagged you in that thread yesterday. I wanted you to see what they were saying about your boy.

Thanks I did read all that. Such a great day to be Man Utd fans and Ronaldo fans

 

[villain]

Sorry, but I think we are second choice after he couldn’t extort the money out of City. Hope I’m wrong and perhaps SAF called him and bollocked him. Still, we may get a season out of him in one half cameo’s. Also still believe the salary will cause unrest in the dressing room. Just hope he doesn’t make a fool of himself.

What's even the point of following football if you think as foolishly as this?

 

[Interval]

We should offer a loan with an option to buy with payment spread over 6 years

 

[Sandikan]

Hold me

There will be much man love going on in the streets around Manchester tonight.

 

[bond19821982]

Funny how both Real Madrid and Manchester United are having the last word against oil clubs.faith in football restored.

Exactly this and I'm loving it

 

[paulscholes18]

What the hell is happening I go do some work for a few hours and suddenly we're signing Ronaldo?

There’s the mistake you made

 

[Member 109952]

We really have no need for him and it's going to be a pain watching him not track back but feck it as long as he doesn't go to City let's goooo

 

[Yorkeontop]

Can't we just overpay Pogba instead.

 

[Raw]

To those who don't agree with this:

Ronaldo movement in the box and heading ability is still there. Imagine having him there snatching on those half chances that we didn't score last season because Martial was outside the penalty box or Cavani didn't react quick enough.
This make sense on a footballing level as well

Imagine all the runs he'll make with Pogba and Bruno behind picking him out.

We've seen the improvement made when we played Cavani, now we've got someone even better.

 

[The Cat]

So a transfer window of Varane, Sancho and Ronaldo. Can’t remember us ever signing such quality in one window?

It would go down in history

 

[Yagami]

If he comes, he needs a Varane style entrance - in his full kit if he's playing - with Sir Alex introducing him.

 

[Real Name]

Can we throw in Lingard for Juve for free?

 

[Redlambs]

I missed Leeds because of norovirus and will now miss Ronaldo against Newcastle, as I am flying to Ukraine for my son to meet grandparents for first time…

You have no priorities mate.

 

[Lay]

Don Sir Alex. The greatest of all time

 

[SirAF]

Sorry, but I think we are second choice after he couldn’t extort the money out of City. Hope I’m wrong and perhaps SAF called him and bollocked him. Still, we may get a season out of him in one half cameo’s. Also still believe the salary will cause unrest in the dressing room. Just hope he doesn’t make a fool of himself.

No chance. The others should and will be honored to play with him.

 

[Wednesday at Stoke]

FFS

 

[fergies coat]

Is this just fantasy?

Caught in a landslide

 

[pratyush_utd]

 

[hungrywing]

I'm just happy for Fergie to be honest. I can picture him doing his little jig and showing Cathy his phone every 5 minutes with some new update.

Don Sir Alex. The greatest of all time

Years from now it'll come out that SAF texted Ronaldo one word and that was it.