We’ve already signed Paul McShane
Cristiano Ronaldo | Signs for United! Fcuk City
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We’ve already signed Paul McShane
My head says this is a bad move but my heart says sod it...bring him home 
It's been happening for an hour now
Fizzer hath spoken
CAN HE PLAY VS WOLVES?!
LETS GOOOOOO
I still hope he goes PSG, just to see him line up alongside Messi and Neymar, before they rip city a new one
Hope youre right fella.
Does it matter I ask?
Even better.
Guys, where does today rank in caf muppet history? Might be #1. This fecking club!
Must be the same guy who programmed the De Gea fax machine
Imma fix Wolves
He won't get a chance to play as striker unfortunately.
PSG down from 16/1 to 7/2 on Sky.......
Some of those that work sources
Are the same that set oddses...
The moment this thread closes
Disappointed that we haven't hit 1000+ pages yet
Hope we don't pay a fee. Wages are bad enough
Can je play in a midfield 2?
Hell nah. It’s Penaldo time
My head says this is a bad move but my heart says sod it...bring him home
Tell your head it has a massive dick on it.
Your heart is a legend though!
Knew he wouldn't go to City. Would be over the moon if we get him. We need to add strength upfront
Is this just fantasy?
Whatever I said about him I take it back.
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#mufc are planning a medical for Ronaldo in Lisbon. Understand Ronaldo rejected City once United approached him
Muppets find a flight from turin to lisbon.
This is your moment!!!
Would be so hilarious if he gets City-fans hopes up, only to destroy them by resigning for us
No.
If he signs his debut would be at home v Newcastle next weekend.
In a non-televised 3pm Saturday game. Sky must be losing their minds.
Can you believe it! This is no time for any reason or logic!! Pure Football, bloody hell stuff only!Why is there the odd handful of people in here being all objective and stuff
Manchester is red
Terminate her contract and send her a one way ticket to Uruguay
The fecker can't even spell accepted
Wolves have stayed firm at 50/1, wouldnt rule out putting a fiver on them
I hope they fill Old Trafford for ab un
I bet money Cavani has his contract terminated through mutual consent.
Clearly wants to be back home to retire after the world Cup and this quarantine thing is huge to him.
I bet money Cavani has his contract terminated through mutual consent.
Clearly wants to be back home to retire after the world Cup and this quarantine thing is huge to him.
Can't say I don't have my reservations, but imagine the noise if they announce him on the pitch like Varane.
The Woodward oneTis time for redemption. I have suffered enough reading him joining City.
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