Cristiano Ronaldo | Signs for United! Fcuk City

[Utd heap]

People posting they dont want him might aswell give up on football.

It's a fantastic football romance story, who cares if it doesn't work out. Bring him home.

 

[Red Shorts]

I don't want him at City. But don't want him here as well because I don't see this working tactically.

Because he will break down our fluid, well organised attack?

 

[Dudu]

 

[Suv666]

Rio knew hours ago…

Yeah all that crap that Pep doesn't want him then the Ole comments its a done deal

 

[Sandikan]

No, because a 37year old Ronaldo will not play every game whether he likes it or not, and our other striking ptions include Martial and Greenwood, the former should be sold and the latter can play out wide effectively.

What about a 36 year old Ronaldo though?

 

[sullydnl]

 

[saivet]

I don't want him at City. But don't want him here as well because I don't see this working tactically.

Same but I think it will be fine tactically as he'd just play as a striker with him capable of interchanging with the wide players. The issue is we will have both Cavani and Martial on big wages and depending on the length of his contract I'd worry it will scupper our chances to get Haaland next summer.

 

[M Bison]

Like Jason Bourne - Time to Come In Soldier

 

[royboy16]

Green and Gold colours,its on

 

[Swedish_Plumber]

What number does he get if he comes here?

 

[Jazmodo]

Give Juventus Martial,
Cavani gets the Number 9 Shirt,
We regain CR7.

Or he fecks off to the States. He will be hated by many if he moves to any Prem rival, especially City.

Still hoping my prediction comes off

 

[Dan]

 

[Lyng]

Sanchez all over again. But it's Ronaldo. Hard to say no to getting him.

Whatever. Nothing will change until we get a proper CM.

Sorry to be the doom mongerer

Don't worry we will just use Lindelöf as a DM...

 

[mitchmouse]

If we did turn him down I would say there’s something right with our club. We’d be thinking long term rather than short term. He doesn’t press, his build up play is no non existent and he would take over free kicks and pens from Bruno. However it’s Ronaldo and it would be amazing to have him back for a season.

we've been "looking to the long term" for three years now - the result" f@ck all!

 

[mu4c_20le]

I would shit my pants if this happens

Make sure you put it on TikTok for the clout

 

[Paxi]

Rio knew hours ago…

Well I’d wait for something more concrete before going full muppet. We must be interested but doesn’t mean that he’ll definitely come back here.

 

[RDCR07]

Damn just think of OT and the fans bouncing during his first game back!!

 

[mariachi-19]

I would shit my pants if this happens

Noted

 

[El Zoido]

I don’t care what happens, I’m just loving the drama. Done feck all work today.

 

[Drainy]

Is anyone else in a state of shock?! I just can't process this transfer window at all

Its been dramatic for sure

 

[RedSky]

Sanchez all over again. But it's Ronaldo. Hard to say no to getting him.

Whatever. Nothing will change until we get a proper CM.

Sorry to be the doom mongerer

Sanchez managed 5 goals for us, pretty sure Ronaldo will manage more than that. It's also Ronaldo for fecks sake, one of the best footballers on the planet for the last 10 years. As a United fan i'm buzzing at the prospect of him coming home. Old Trafford will explode.

 

[Samid]

 

[Offside]

Wait so we are signing him now?

 

[Tom Cato]

Signing Ronaldo only to have him warm the bench with Donny would be the biggest chad move in football

 

[Spoony]

Oh knows. Please go to Citeh.

 

[mu4c_20le]

There goes the Trippier money

 

[Strats]

I need moons and fecking Jamaican delegations

 

[SirAF]

Is anyone else in a state of shock?! I just can't process this transfer window at all

I’m feeling naughty!!

 

[mariachi-19]

Buy Lingard you cnut

 

[bosnian_red]

Still hoping my prediction comes off

Mines much simpler. Cavani wants to play for Uruguay and not quarantine all year - so let him go, #7 is available and a spot as the main striker.

 

[Delano]

Athletic going on it now. It's on.

Ball's firmly in his court it seems, if he goes to City, he's turned us down.

 

[Pexbo]

Right that’s it. I’m all in. This is going to happen. Let’s go.

BIG DAY TODAY

 

[MUFC OK]

Please be true, I cannot take the disappointment.

 

[villain]

I don’t care what happens, I’m just loving the drama. Done feck all work today.

 

[Dobba]

If he comes back he's going to go a Tony Valencia and be our back up right back.

 

[MikeUpNorth]

Wasnt that Park ?

Looks like it, yeah.

 

[Judge Red]

No way are we falling into the Sanchez trap twice… right?

 

[Tom Cato]

On a related note, I just cancelled a meeting and postponed it until Monday since I got the transfer fever. Let the employees do the work, I'm reloading a football forum

 

[villain]

I’m feeling naughty!!

I bet you are! SIUUUUUUUU

 

[spiriticon]

There goes the Trippier money

Err yeah well if there's a choice between Trippier or Ronaldo for the same money, is that even a decision?