India win big on awards night
So India didn't win anything at the ICC Awards? Think again
Quite sensibly, India's beleaguered cricket team didn't bother to attend the ICC Awards, thus continuing their almost unblemished record of not turning up on their tour of England. The reason? They were conducting their own private awards ceremony behind closed doors. And the winners are…
Portliest Player
One of the blue-riband categories, and a hotly contested one. Was scooped by Virender Sehwag, who won a sausage roll (later stolen by RP Singh).
Busiest Backroom Figure
Joint award to the physiotherapy and catering units.
Most Depressed Backroom Figure
Fielding maestro, Trevor Penney.
Pace Ace of the Year
Awarded to Vinay Kumar for a speed gun-shattering delivery at the Rose Bowl that touched 75 mph.
Coach of the Year
MS Dhoni, for appointing Duncan Fletcher.
Future Prospect Award
Promising youngster Rahul Dravid was told he "could become a key part of this team" - if he is prepared to knuckle down.
"Still Got It" Award
Presented to Harbhajan Singh for his rolling-back-the-years efforts in the first two Tests against England, where he scythed through the English batting with 2 for 287. Sadly Harbhajan was injured during his heroics and played no further part on the tour.
Fielder of the Year
One of the least hotly contested categories. After much discussion, the trophy was eventually handed to Sreesanth, who dropped it and stormed out in a huff.
Bravest Player Award
Amit Mishra, for batting on despite being hit really hard on the pad at The Oval.
Sachin Tendulkar Award
For being Sachin Tendulkar. Winner: Sachin Tendulkar. Highly commended: Sachin Tendulkar.
Spirit of Cricket Award
The Indian team, for graciously allowing themselves to be beaten by England and thus ensuring future interest in the sport of cricket.
he he he.