‘Bald is Best’ Will, embrace it.
Coronation thread
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Getting our money's worth.
It is starting to drag a little bit, time to wrap it up.
They can't, moaners gotta moan
Not sure about awe. Maybe morbid curiosity.
Where have they disappeared off to?
Curiosity really. Cults are rather fascinating to witness.
Another guard fainted. They never used to faint before. I wonder what has changed in the last 2-3 years?
Woke culture.
Another guard fainted. They never used to faint before. I wonder what has changed in the last 2-3 years?
Aweful. Can’t believe so many are watching.
Yeah, it's not awe.
Medically overwhelmed by awe IMO
Exactly, I don’t get it, sit watching but constantly moan about it.
I don’t dislike or like them.
What you can’t deny is we do this shit so well, that’s why millions watch , 1000’s are lined up in the rain and there is a shit loads of foreign heads of state and diplomats planes at various airports around London.
To shed their skin and do the real ceremony
I'm getting really sick of these disappointing second-halves.
Next time I see some of you lot complaining about how United are doing in a game I'll refer you all to this thread and remind you to turn the game off, hand in your season tickets. Great concept that.
You can only complain about something if you don't know what's going on.
edit, btw I've not watched any of this sad sackloads of shit and I still think it's a waste of over £100mn.
You can only complain about something if you don't know what's going on.
edit, btw I've not watched any of this sad sackloads of shit and I still think it's a waste of over £100mn.
The archbishop is basically Emperor Palpatine
Every been into a matchday thread?
Oh yes , pretty much the same.
Is Charles Spencer not doing a speech this time? Now that was an epic moment in the Abbey "blood family" etc. 
I wish that Welsh twat would stick to reading the news, he's absolutely terrible at commentating on Royal stuff.
Kinell. It is still going.
One in 1953 was about four hours long I think so very small mercies this is over by 1pm and can get on with the football now.
I finally turned it off 15 minutes ago. I did imagine it would be at least a touch shorter and much more cinematic. All they've done is fecking pray!
Even dressed in a Morning Suit Boris looks like he has been dragged though a hedge backwards.
Are we there yet?
Lionel Richie knows how to dress for a fecking coronation. None of these wanky robes and crowns.
This generation are woke softies
Another guard fainted. They never used to faint before. I wonder what has changed in the last 2-3 years?
Difficult in fairness when our money goes to paying for it and them and its shoved down our throats at every occasion.
I can also assure you there is little to nothing we do anymore that the rest of the world watches in awe.
Of course the cnut has a gold carriage
This procession should be amazing now all the boring stuff is done
The cream of society. Wouldn't look right if he turned up in an Uber
Didnt faint. He wanted to take a nap because this whole pompous charade bored him to tears.
Another guard fainted. They never used to faint before. I wonder what has changed in the last 2-3 years?
Its more the "what the actual feck is this shit" sort of awe than the "wow" sort.
Amazing how they coordinate the procession.
I don't need your incorrect assurances.
Did you need the money thats gone to paying for the coronation and the family's general upkeep?