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Brett Favre in There's Something About Mary
Isn't that one of the last lines in the film, hearing him shouting off screen?
Yep, that is correct.
I love his line, I wouldnt let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass.
I love his line, I wouldnt let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass.
Robert Taylor as one of the other agents in The Matrix. Got shot in the head before coming back to die after Neo 'enters' him front-on
Neo entered Smith, not that guy.
Neo has entered a lot of men tbf
Grim Reaper - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey
Death himself. Collector of souls and a badass rapper. If you ever find yourself in a situation where you have to challenge the Reaper for your soul, challenge him at Twister. He might insist in a few rematches though, which is most heinous. Ultimately bested by Neo and the other one Death is forced to do their bidding, taking them on a brisk tour of Heaven to pick up a couple of naked Martians before joining their band Wyld Stallyns for the Battle of the Bands. Excellent. And remember:
"You might be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you dance with the reaper."
Death himself. Collector of souls and a badass rapper. If you ever find yourself in a situation where you have to challenge the Reaper for your soul, challenge him at Twister. He might insist in a few rematches though, which is most heinous. Ultimately bested by Neo and the other one Death is forced to do their bidding, taking them on a brisk tour of Heaven to pick up a couple of naked Martians before joining their band Wyld Stallyns for the Battle of the Bands. Excellent. And remember:
"You might be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you dance with the reaper."
Glenn Plummer as the Jaguar Owner in Speed
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Bobby Brown (Karate Kid)
Bobby is about to face Daniel in the semifinals]
Kreese: Bobby - I want him out of commission.
Bobby: But Sensei, I can beat this guy!
Kreese: I don't want him beaten.
Bobby: But I'll be disqualified!
Kreese: [icily] Out of commission
Bobby Brown (Karate Kid)
Bobby is about to face Daniel in the semifinals]
Kreese: Bobby - I want him out of commission.
Bobby: But Sensei, I can beat this guy!
Kreese: I don't want him beaten.
Bobby: But I'll be disqualified!
Kreese: [icily] Out of commission
Brett Favre in There's Something About Mary
Has to be Magda
Now that's what I call a class bird
Yep, but in the uncut dvd version Kevin gets a red bum from Buzz via the very classic knee under the stomach spanking move
Samuel L Jackson in Coming to America
Hilarious cameo by Samuel L. in Coming to America, where he goes to rob the Mc Dowell's and is stopped by Eddie Murphy and Arsenio Hall.
'Anybody move I'll blow yo fecking head off'
Hilarious cameo by Samuel L. in Coming to America, where he goes to rob the Mc Dowell's and is stopped by Eddie Murphy and Arsenio Hall.
'Anybody move I'll blow yo fecking head off'
Charles Dance as Benedict in The Last Action Hero
The nemesis of Arnie and hates bad grammar, has a God complex and is brilliantly over the top evil. He makes his way into the real world after stealing the ticket, kills a guy and then screams that he's done it and finds the bad guys can win over here.
"I can get King Kong! We'll have a nightmare with Freddy Krueger, have a surprize party for Adolf Hitler, Hannibal Lecter can do the catering, and then we'll have christening for Rosemary's Baby! All I have to do is snap my fingers and they'll be here. They're lining up to get here, and do you know why Jack? Should I tell you why? Hmm? Because here, in this world, the bad guys can win!"
"If God was a villain, he would have been me."
The nemesis of Arnie and hates bad grammar, has a God complex and is brilliantly over the top evil. He makes his way into the real world after stealing the ticket, kills a guy and then screams that he's done it and finds the bad guys can win over here.
"I can get King Kong! We'll have a nightmare with Freddy Krueger, have a surprize party for Adolf Hitler, Hannibal Lecter can do the catering, and then we'll have christening for Rosemary's Baby! All I have to do is snap my fingers and they'll be here. They're lining up to get here, and do you know why Jack? Should I tell you why? Hmm? Because here, in this world, the bad guys can win!"
"If God was a villain, he would have been me."
apols i cant be arsed to work out pics...
Wizard – Taxi Driver
Played by Peter Boyle, Wizard is the wisest taxi driver in scorseses’ masterpiece named after said profession. While DeNiro rightly receives the plaudits for his haunting portrayl of mentalist Travis, the Wizard stamps his character onto the film despite having no more than a few minutes screen time. His seminal moment being his attempt to counsel the increasingly-gaga Bickle with a rambling splurge of nonsensical NY drawl that receives the critique ‘the dumbest thing I ever heard’ from Travis, the Wizards response? But what do you want? I'm a cabbie. What do I know?
Scotty J – Boogie Nights
Phillip Seymour Hoffmann is basically the saddo fat kid that every gang of friends features all across the world. Except this fat kids friends are porn stars which makes me think that if he’d developed a side gang featuring other fat kid friends from other groups he’d almost certainly have been the coolest one and would’ve developed a higher self esteem as a result. Unfortunately no such group came about and Scotty J instead poured all his efforts into imitating his heavily hung heroes with flash clothes and cars. But that’s not all, Scotty J was also a bit bum friendly and thinking along the lines of ‘if you can’t beat them – let them bum you’ he makes a pass at the flicks main protagonist Dirk Diggler only to be cruelly rejected and left in a weeping pile of blubber.
Murray – Clueless
Playing one half of the token black couple in this nineties thick-chick-flick is Donald “Black Scrubs” Faison. With one flash of his braced grill the Murrayster single handedly delivers the ghetto fabulous but completely non-threatening image Paramount Pictures sought to instill into the minds of Americas impressionable youth. The plan was a massive success with gang members nationwide laying down their gats and nines and instead expanding their vocabularys and hooking up with frigid women. Within months 2pac was dead and Will Smiths ‘Big Willy Style’ was billboard no.1
Wizard – Taxi Driver
Played by Peter Boyle, Wizard is the wisest taxi driver in scorseses’ masterpiece named after said profession. While DeNiro rightly receives the plaudits for his haunting portrayl of mentalist Travis, the Wizard stamps his character onto the film despite having no more than a few minutes screen time. His seminal moment being his attempt to counsel the increasingly-gaga Bickle with a rambling splurge of nonsensical NY drawl that receives the critique ‘the dumbest thing I ever heard’ from Travis, the Wizards response? But what do you want? I'm a cabbie. What do I know?
Scotty J – Boogie Nights
Phillip Seymour Hoffmann is basically the saddo fat kid that every gang of friends features all across the world. Except this fat kids friends are porn stars which makes me think that if he’d developed a side gang featuring other fat kid friends from other groups he’d almost certainly have been the coolest one and would’ve developed a higher self esteem as a result. Unfortunately no such group came about and Scotty J instead poured all his efforts into imitating his heavily hung heroes with flash clothes and cars. But that’s not all, Scotty J was also a bit bum friendly and thinking along the lines of ‘if you can’t beat them – let them bum you’ he makes a pass at the flicks main protagonist Dirk Diggler only to be cruelly rejected and left in a weeping pile of blubber.
Murray – Clueless
Playing one half of the token black couple in this nineties thick-chick-flick is Donald “Black Scrubs” Faison. With one flash of his braced grill the Murrayster single handedly delivers the ghetto fabulous but completely non-threatening image Paramount Pictures sought to instill into the minds of Americas impressionable youth. The plan was a massive success with gang members nationwide laying down their gats and nines and instead expanding their vocabularys and hooking up with frigid women. Within months 2pac was dead and Will Smiths ‘Big Willy Style’ was billboard no.1
FBI Agent Alonzo Mosely:
From the movie Midnight Run, he gives Robert De Niro a hard time and ends up looking a bit silly as he gets constantly outwitted. He is excellent at stealing cigarettes and utilising a huge amount of police resources at a moments notice.
From the movie Midnight Run, he gives Robert De Niro a hard time and ends up looking a bit silly as he gets constantly outwitted. He is excellent at stealing cigarettes and utilising a huge amount of police resources at a moments notice.
The Robot from Rocky IV:
Rocky was penniless in Rocky V and part of the reason was due to spunking his money on Sports Cars and Robots in Rocky IV. This particular robot was Paulie's substitute girlfriend/slave and Rocky junior's babysitter. It happens to be one of the best actors in the movie, and it's no surprise that it joined James Brown on tour.
Below is a snippet from Wikipedia.
Rocky was penniless in Rocky V and part of the reason was due to spunking his money on Sports Cars and Robots in Rocky IV. This particular robot was Paulie's substitute girlfriend/slave and Rocky junior's babysitter. It happens to be one of the best actors in the movie, and it's no surprise that it joined James Brown on tour.
Below is a snippet from Wikipedia.
John Wark - Escape to Victory
Agents Johnson and Johnson (No Relation)
Agents Johnson and Johnson (No Relation)
Private Caparzo in Saving Private Ryan.
Nick Van Owen in The Lost World.
Bag Head #2 in Django Unchained.
Joe Lo Truglio in...every film he's in.
John Wark - Escape to Victory
Agents Johnson and Johnson (No Relation)
I love the agents Johnson. That reminds me, it's almost Christmas which means I have to watch Die Hard along with several other Christmas films.
For me it's Die Hard, Godfather trilogy, the Gremlins films and It's a wonderful life!
Die Hard. Elf, Muppets Christmas carol and Home Alone 1 & 2
Dr. Strangelove
Former Nazi scientist and now advisor to President Merkin Muffley (also played by Sellers). He is wheel-chair bound, can not control his right hand. He is prone to calling the President "Mein Fuhrer" While facing the complete destruction of mankind he comes up with the idea of moving select men (mostly politicians, generals, etc) and a large number of women chosen for the sexual attractiveness into deep mines to reproduce the human race. He sees the Soviet Doomsday device as a perfectly reasonable attempt at deterence. Totally mad, he is the perfect advisor for any President considering nuclear war.
Former Nazi scientist and now advisor to President Merkin Muffley (also played by Sellers). He is wheel-chair bound, can not control his right hand. He is prone to calling the President "Mein Fuhrer" While facing the complete destruction of mankind he comes up with the idea of moving select men (mostly politicians, generals, etc) and a large number of women chosen for the sexual attractiveness into deep mines to reproduce the human race. He sees the Soviet Doomsday device as a perfectly reasonable attempt at deterence. Totally mad, he is the perfect advisor for any President considering nuclear war.
Queens of the Stone Age in Hot Rod
Josh Homme, Joey Castillo and Alain Johannes appear as 'Gown' and perform the smash-hit 'Head Honcho'.
Josh Homme, Joey Castillo and Alain Johannes appear as 'Gown' and perform the smash-hit 'Head Honcho'.
Credited as College Boy #3, Geoffrey Arend gives is the stand out peripheral character in Super Troopers. His consumption of, like a hundred bucks worth of pot, and, like, 30 bucks worth of shrooms man, he's excellent in the opening scene. He pitches in in the final scene with his "I love acid" line and almost getting hit with a fire extinguisher.
Billy the blind Kid in Dumb and Dumber. He just thought Petey was quiet. It's been rumoured that after a 20 year sabbatical from the acting world, he is to return for the sequel next year.