With this (featuring
@didz)
Fairytale of Ten Hag
It was Christmas Eve Jim,
Down at Carrington,
Murtagh says to me, we won’t see another one.
And then he sang a song,
You’re getting sacked tomorrow,
I turned my face away, and dreamed of the Eredivise..
Got on a lucky one,
Lost by two goals to one,
I’ve got a feeling, this year we’ll be top four,
So happy Christmas,
I love you Jimmy
I can see a better time
When all our dreams come true..
They've got pace, they've got Sheikhs, dodgy rivers I'm told,
And the teams pass right through, it's no place for the old,
When you first came along to the Premier League,
You promised me glory was waiting for me.
You were handsome, you were pretty
King of Amsterdam City
When de Jong finished playing they’d be howling for more,
Fletcher was grinning and Murtough was singing
Arnold watched on from his local bar..
The boys of the New York Stock Exchange are chasing a payday,
And the bells are ringing out for the close of trade.
The boys in the MUFC squad are downing tools again,
And the fans keep turning up,
For groundhog day..