feck me it’s depressing being a United fan right now, this bollocks hanging over the entire club, the passing of Sir Bobby Charlton, the problems in the team, every thread on the cafe is so grim it’s hard to look.
The Glazers have sucked the life and joy out of this club, someone said we’ve become like a zombie and that seems really apt, I hope Ratcliffe can destroy the brain of this monster but I fear it’ll be like the scene in Shaun of the dead where they’re throwing records at a zombie in the garden, pointless and futile but bloody funny for those fans of other clubs that are watching.
I’m going to the Winchester to have a nice cold pint and wait for all of this to blow over. How’s that for a slice of fried gold?