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2014-15 Performances


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6.0 Season Average Rating
Appearances
29
Clean sheets
8
Goals
4
Assists
0
Yellow cards
3
Red cards
1
O feck right off. Valencia to blame for the second?! Did he tell Smalling to launch himself in wildly like a twat through telepathy?!

No excuses for that challenge. He knew it as well, he's just an idiot.

Steady Johnny Bravo.

I'm right. This is unlike him. Stupid first yellow. The second one was also stupid, but the defending prior to it was utterly scandalous, as Sky Sports are dissecting right this second. As I said, a world of shit.

Smalling only has himself to blame but it was also a culmination of dangerous defending on the right side of the park.
 
That first one was not a yellow. The second was rather naive.
 
Terrible way to get those cards. The first one was just plain stupid.

It wasn't even subtle, or one he could pretend was accidental.

He'd simply put himself in the way on purpose.

Maybe he got a bit hyped up by the way the ref looked to be letting everything go.
 
FFS he was left exposed by Valencia, what did you expect him to do, let Milner get into the box?
He a good CB, these things happen and it doesn't help when you have idiots like Valencia playing as a RB. People need to stop over reacting. I'm disappointed that he will miss the next game, I wanted to see Smalling and Rojo partnership develop.
This forum is ridiculous at times, before his sending off he's the best CB we have and now not UTD quality again, you lot change faces every 2 mins. Calm down and stop the knee-jerking.
 
Both cards were fecking stupid. I don't know why people are defending the second card.

The only thing you can say is that it wasn't as stupid as the first. Terrible defending, but that sort of thing does sometimes happen. The first one is inexcusable, especially 20 minutes into the match.

He can feck off as far as I'm concerned - nowhere near good enough to excuse that sort of performance.
 
An outstandingly thick 39 minutes. Leaving his team in an outrageous position, don't think we'll see much more of him for a while.
 
How is blocking a keeper taking a kick like that not a booking?
It's a booking every single time.

Not every single time, Balotelli got away with it yesterday. In fact the ref let play go.

No excuse for Smalling though. Pathetic player.
 
The first yellow was bad enough - the fact that he continued playing as if he wasn't already on a yellow makes it 10 x as bad.
Exactly. There is no way you can defend either card, definitely not the second.
 
It wasn't even subtle, or one he could pretend was accidental.

He'd simply put himself in the way on purpose.

Maybe he got a bit hyped up by the way the ref looked to be letting everything go.

I can understand taking one for the team to prevent a counter if you are willing to have the concentration of a rock for the next 60 minutes against the likes of Aguero.
 
Anyone saying this a knee-jerk reaction clearly hasn't been watching this dick for the last couple of seasons.

He's not dependable in the slightest.

Last couple of seasons he didn't regularly play at CB and you're right he's terrible at RB

But his first season here and pretty much every time he's played at CB he's played well.

Most people reacting as though Vidic or Rio or any of our previous defenders never got a red card for us.
 
Reactionary posting from his red aside, could be a decent defender if he had a brain.

But he doesn't. Liability, poor on set pieces and... well, I was going to say "not United quality", but there is no such thing anymore as no defender we have currently fits that description.
 
That first one was not a yellow.

Have they changed the rules or something?You certainly can't stand in front of a keeper and raise your leg to try block a kick out, nailed on yellow every single time.

I wouldn't go as far as some are in this thread, but there's no defense for doing it.
 
The first yellow was bad enough - the fact that he continued playing as if he wasn't already on a yellow makes it 10 x as bad.

Exactly. The second one is even worse because he did that when already on a yellow card.
 
How is blocking a keeper taking a kick like that not a booking?
It's a booking every single time.

Agreed. Its always a booking and Smalling knew that.

Therefore anyone who thinks Smalling just decided to do that for no reason needs their head checked. He knew it would be a booking so that City dont break when we have the likes of Valencia on the halfway line instead of a defender.

For all we know he's been asked to break up play if our set pieces break down with our 2 CBs in the box
 
I can understand taking one for the team to prevent a counter if you are willing to have the concentration of a rock for the next 60 minutes against the likes of Aguero.

It wasn't even as if we had sh!Tloads of men caught out of position.

We had loads back, and it'd be one heck of a kick from Hart to put Aguero in.
Especially with no Dzeko to flick it on.

Utterly mental choice from Smalling. And to take Milner out, Milner! on the left wing.
What was Milner going to do, sprint away and put a perfect cross in?

It's Milner!
 
The only thing you can say is that it wasn't as stupid as the first. Terrible defending, but that sort of thing does sometimes happen. The first one is inexcusable, especially 20 minutes into the match.

He can feck off as far as I'm concerned - nowhere near good enough to excuse that sort of performance.
The second was far worse mate. Milner was headed wide, not into the box. Even if he was, you don't fecking dive in when you're already on a yellow. It's basic intelligence.
 
It's an open play the first one.. Absolutely nothing wrong about what Smalling is doing..
 
Deserves to be benched for a few games at least after that pathetic first yellow from Smalling followed by the sending off. You can't be giving away cheap yellows in a game of this magnitude.
 
Game just about sums him up really, talented, physical and completely thick.

Doesn't have the mentality to ever be a top class defender.
 
An outstandingly thick 39 minutes. Leaving his team in an outrageous position, don't think we'll see much more of him for a while.
The funny part is that it is true in EVERY WAY POSSIBLE. Defending? Naive. Mental game? Naive. Thick describes Smalling the best today.

Hopefully, this will be the spur to play Paddy McNair in every game from now on. Jones is too injury-prone. Smalling is thick. Evans... well he can be both injury-prone and thick. Deserves a second chance, but I'll put an intelligent and skilled youngster ahead three damaged goods.
 
It's an open play the first one.. Absolutely nothing wrong about what Smalling is doing..

You can't block the goalkeeper off. Everybody would just block the goalkeeper from kicking it every game if that was the case.
 
Agreed. Its always a booking and Smalling knew that.

Therefore anyone who thinks Smalling just decided to do that for no reason needs their head checked. He knew it would be a booking so that City dont break when we have the likes of Valencia on the halfway line instead of a defender.

For all we know he's been asked to break up play if our set pieces break down with our 2 CBs in the box

It's going to be a horrible second half.

Bad enough that we're already a bit sh!T at the moment.
Bad enough that it's 10men, meaning utterly backs against the walls job with a dodgy defence anyway.

But now we've lost one of our 2 excellent headers of the ball, meaning someone like Carrick is going to have to pick up a giant.
 
I say calmly that he should be punished in some way.

I don't want to see him in our shirt again also.
 
FFS he was left exposed by Valencia, what did you expect him to do, let Milner get into the box?
He a good CB, these things happen and it doesn't help when you have idiots like Valencia playing as a RB. People need to stop over reacting. I'm disappointed that he will miss the next game, I wanted to see Smalling and Rojo partnership develop.
This forum is ridiculous at times, before his sending off he's the best CB we have and now not UTD quality again, you lot change faces every 2 mins. Calm down and stop the knee-jerking.

1) I like how you have ignored the first yellow card which, to describe as stupid, would be too kind.

2) It would be better to go a goal down with the second half still to start than to go down to ten men. Again idiotic.

3) I hadn't realised that the forum, as a whole, had come to a consensus that Smalling is our best centre back. In actual fact, most of our defenders have received a lot of criticism so there is no knee jerking.
 
So is Smalling shit again now after having a week of being our best CB? It can be hard to keep up sometimes...
 
Incredibly stupid. Just underlines the fact we didn't sign a top defender in the summer.

Now a draw is what we can hope for, which I doubt.
 
An outstandingly thick 39 minutes. Leaving his team in an outrageous position, don't think we'll see much more of him for a while.

I think Van Gaal will have "buy top centre back" very firmly written in those notes.

he cannot for a moment be convinced that any of our current stable fit that description
 
I really hope Van Gaal lays into him in the post-match interview. Players being that stupid shouldn't be protected.

Throw him under the bus.

(Not literally.)
 
Typical isn't it. we were actually looking half decent at CB in this game and he goes and gets sent off. How many games does he miss now? Just 1 isn't it?
 
The second was far worse mate. Milner was headed wide, not into the box. Even if he was, you don't fecking dive in when you're already on a yellow. It's basic intelligence.

At least there was a reason for what he was doing, even if he was doing it very badly.

The first one he might as well have saved his energy and just politely requested that he start the game on a yellow card. He actually executed exactly what he was trying to, and the only possible outcome is a booking. There was no potential benefit.