Chants for Zirkzee

Or is it me?
it’s where the Dutch belong
It isn’t at City
Liverpool’s where they’re signing on
In my Zirkzee paradise
 
Name starts with zed
He's off his head
Zirkzee, Zirkzee.

He's fecking tall
Ten Hag is bald
Zirkzee Zirkzee

We're fecking shite
We'll sing all night
Till Gareth Southgate's made a Knight

Joshua Zirkzee, United's Number 7.
 
To the tune of "your mum's yer dad"

Zirkzee's from Holland
Holjund's from Denmark
Ten Hag cannot fit
them both in the line up
 
Oh Zirkzee
I hope you score a goal or three
Cos would be really good,
But let's not get things misunderstood
Because we're not putting pressure on you
Quite the opposite actually, it's true
Either way, hope your having a nice time
I'm sure it'll work out fine,
Greggs is worth a visit should you wish to bolster,
Your understanding of British food culture
 
dale a tu cuerpo alegría zirkzee-a
que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena
dale a tu cuerpo alegría, zirkzee-a
hey zirkzee-a, ay
 
(Liberty X tune)

Zirkzee…
Everything about you so Zirkzee…
You don’t even know what you got
The biggest c—t was called Klopp
 
Bored and was wanting to learn how to do this, I decided to use a few of these as guinea pigs and bring them to life if that's allowed? Just a bit of siliness. Something tells me they're not going to make it to the terraces!
Redplane said:
Oh, King Zirkzee, ruler of the game,
With every goal you score, we chant your name,
From Sparta to Persia, they all know your fame,
On the pitch, you reign supreme, igniting the flame.

The crowd goes wild, under the stadium lights,
As Zirkzee takes the ball, ready for the fight,
With a final strike, he seals the win,
Our king, our hero, let the celebration begin!
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Hester_manc said:
At Old Trafford, Zirkzee shines bright,
scoring goals, he's our delight.
With a hat-trick here and a dribble there,
he's United's new attacking flair.
Fans cheer loud, his name they sing,
Zirkzee's the man, our football king.
So let's all chant, with pride and glee,
Zirkzee's the star for Man United's spree!

From me and chatgpt.
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Malons said:
Oh Zirkzee
I hope you score a goal or three
Cos would be really good,
But let's not get things misunderstood
Because we're not putting pressure on you
Quite the opposite actually, it's true
Either way, hope your having a nice time
I'm sure it'll work out fine,
Greggs is worth a visit should you wish to bolster,
Your understanding of British food culture
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Oh Joshua Zirkzee
Playing the Busby Way
Nothing is left to say
Oh Joshua Zirkzee

(que Sera, sera)
 
to the theme of Benny Bennassi satisfaction

Zirkzee
will just destroy ye
and you'll never see
his attacking faction.

I'll get my coat.
 
Plant0x84 said:
These are simultaneously freaking amazing and cheesy as feck. :lol:

AI?
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Yes, all in AI including the pictures I used there. :lol:

I'm pleasantly surprised by the ease of it and the results. Finding an AI song creation site to use for free took longer than it did to make the songs.

For someone who can't read music, play instruments or sing I'm a bit bowled over by this. Imagine what a great lyricist with an advanced AI that wasn't free, experience of using it and lots of time could do. It's mind-blowing.
 
Chipper said:
Yes, all in AI including the pictures I used there. :lol:

I'm pleasantly surprised by the ease of it and the results. Finding an AI song creation site to use for free took longer than it did to make the songs.

For someone who can't read music, play instruments or sing I'm a bit bowled over by this. Imagine what a great lyricist with an advanced AI that wasn't free, experience of using it and lots of time could do. It's mind-blowing.
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Yeah, that’s incredible. Obviously I know about the likes of chat GPT but I had no idea such music creation tech existed to be honest. It even sings with an accent! :eek:
 
Oh Zirkzee
Big hair, huge unit
A Dutchie
And he came to score gooooals
… Oh Zirkzee

To the tune of Mandy
 
Dr. Dwayne said:
Ahem.
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Beautiful poetry doc. You're a man of many talents.

Here's my humble submission.

To the tune of Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea


Zirkzee Zirkzee Zirkzee
Zarkzay Zarkzay Zarkzay Zarkzay
Zarkzaay Zarkzaay Zarkzaay Zarkzaay
Zirkzee Zirkzee Zirkzee Zirkzee

Zarkzay Zarkzay Zarkzay


Zarkzaay Zarkzaay Zarkzaay


Followed by a round of applause and someone yelling Come on Zarkzay score some facking goals
 
The obvious one- To the tune of Zombie..

It’s in your ne-et
In your ne_et
Zirkzee,
Zirkzee,
Zirkzee, e, e
 
And Leny could be to the tune of Ruby by the Kaiser Chiefs
 
How about this, in a mock Liverpiiiwwwlll accent :-

Zerkzeeee
He'll go to Merzeeee
He'll score a hat treeeck
Against the Scouse!
 
Joshua Zirkzee
He came from Holland
The English press said he's no Haaland
36 million, down the drain
As Joshua Zirkzee scores again
 
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