Lets be havin ya
"He's too zirkee for your shirt"
"He's too zirkee for your shirt"
Chants for Zirkzee
- Thread starter CallyRed
- Start date
"You're fecking shit".
Too soon?
Too soon?
The absolute worst bit about signing a new player.
"(Tick tock tick tock tick tock)
You only got four minutes to save yourself."
You only got four minutes to save yourself."
Not sure that will catch on but good effort
To the tune of Dirty Old Town.
Joshua Zirkzee,
He'll score 'em all
He's our number 9,
And he's Dutch and tall,
With him up front,
We'll win it all,
Zirkzee up front
Zirkzee up front.
Joshua Zirkzee,
He'll score 'em all
He's our number 9,
And he's Dutch and tall,
With him up front,
We'll win it all,
Zirkzee up front
Zirkzee up front.
Dribble dribble dribble dribble dribble, yeah
Dribble dribble dribble dribble dribble, yeah
Dribble dribble dribble dribble dribble, yeah
Dribble dribble dribble drib -
He's Zirkzee and you know it
Dribble dribble dribble dribble dribble, yeah
Dribble dribble dribble dribble dribble, yeah
Dribble dribble dribble drib -
He's Zirkzee and you know it
Ahem.
FIGHT, and WIN
Come on zirkzee
Come on zirkzee
An offering from Zirk du Soleil, sure.
*orgasm noises*
I think he's cute
I know he's Zirkzee
He's got the skills that drive the fans wild
He's got the moves, that really move 'em
He sends chills up and down their spines
He's just a Zirkzee boy (Zirkzee boy)
He's not a boy toy (boyyy toyyyy)
I think he's cute
I know he's Zirkzee
He's got the skills that drive the fans wild
He's got the moves, that really move 'em
He sends chills up and down their spines
He's just a Zirkzee boy (Zirkzee boy)
He's not a boy toy (boyyy toyyyy)
Où sont tes héros
Aux corps d'athlètes
Où sont tes idoles
Mal rasées, bien habillées
Zirkzee boy
Zirkzee boy
Aux corps d'athlètes
Où sont tes idoles
Mal rasées, bien habillées
Zirkzee boy
Zirkzee boy
If he went to Chelsea they'd chant
Zirkzee
Zirkzee
Zirkzeeeee
Zirkzee!
Zirkzee
Zirkzee
Zirkzeeeee
Zirkzee!
If ya want my ball babe, and ya know I'm Zirkzee
Come on sugar, let me know.
If ya really need it, just reach out and foul me
Come on honey, try it though.
Come on sugar, let me know.
If ya really need it, just reach out and foul me
Come on honey, try it though.
It's going to be "ohhh Joshua Zirkzee" to the tune of Van Persie
To the tune of Mercy by Duffy:
You got us begging you for Zirkzee,
Came to United from Italy
You got us begging you for Zirkzee
His feet will make you dizzy
It's Ziiiiirrrrkzeeeeeeeeee
You got us begging you for Zirkzee,
Came to United from Italy
You got us begging you for Zirkzee
His feet will make you dizzy
It's Ziiiiirrrrkzeeeeeeeeee
Zirkzee, whoever you may be.
You never played a game in Eridivise.
And we have no doubt, you'll try to make us shout.
But we know deep down that you're worse than Wout.
You never played a game in Eridivise.
And we have no doubt, you'll try to make us shout.
But we know deep down that you're worse than Wout.
To the tune of Jersey Girl
With him up front everything'll be alright
He'll have you cheering on a Saturday night
With him, all our dreams will come true
We'll be winning number 21 and then 22
Sing sha la la la la la la
Sha la la la la la la la
Sha la la la la la la la
Sha la la la
Well I'm in love with that Zirkzee lad
With him up front everything'll be alright
He'll have you cheering on a Saturday night
With him, all our dreams will come true
We'll be winning number 21 and then 22
Sing sha la la la la la la
Sha la la la la la la la
Sha la la la la la la la
Sha la la la
Well I'm in love with that Zirkzee lad
Oh Zirkzee you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind
Hey Zirkzee, hey Zirkzee!
Oh Zirkzee you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind
Hey Zirkzee, hey Zirkzee!
Oh Zirkzee, what a pity
We don't understand
How come you played so little minutes for the Netherlands
Oh Zirkzee, left Italy
For Ezza's wonderland
Come score some goals, Zirkzee
Oh what you do Zirkzee, do Zirkzee
Come score some goals Zirkzee
You're so fine, you blow my mind
Hey Zirkzee, hey Zirkzee!
Oh Zirkzee you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind
Hey Zirkzee, hey Zirkzee!
Oh Zirkzee, what a pity
We don't understand
How come you played so little minutes for the Netherlands
Oh Zirkzee, left Italy
For Ezza's wonderland
Come score some goals, Zirkzee
Oh what you do Zirkzee, do Zirkzee
Come score some goals Zirkzee
He's too Zirkzee for your shirt
Too Zirkzee for your shirt
So Zirkzee it hurts
And hes too Zirkzee for Milan
Too Zirkzee for Milan
Arsenal and West Ham
Too Zirkzee for your shirt
So Zirkzee it hurts
And hes too Zirkzee for Milan
Too Zirkzee for Milan
Arsenal and West Ham
Zirkzee! Joshua Zirkzee!
He’s the one who puts the do in ‘do or die’
Zirkzee! Joshua Zirkzee!
He won’t sit on the bench eating a pie!
To the tune of Mr Blobby by Mr Blobby.
He’s the one who puts the do in ‘do or die’
Zirkzee! Joshua Zirkzee!
He won’t sit on the bench eating a pie!
To the tune of Mr Blobby by Mr Blobby.
This is the one.
Joshy Joshy Zirkzee
He came from Bologna to the big reds
He came from Bologna to the big reds
To the tune of Lovefool by The Cardigans
Zirkzee, Zirkzee
His play is so lovely
Something to that effect
Zirkzee, Zirkzee
His play is so lovely
Something to that effect
I've been suggesting this since I first heard about him possibly joining but nobody is on board
To the tune of the RVP song: "Ohhhh Scissor me Zirkzee"
Simple, effective, elements of South Park and wrestling. It's perfect
To the tune of the RVP song: "Ohhhh Scissor me Zirkzee"
Simple, effective, elements of South Park and wrestling. It's perfect
Oh, King Zirkzee, ruler of the game,
With every goal you score, we chant your name,
From Sparta to Persia, they all know your fame,
On the pitch, you reign supreme, igniting the flame.
The crowd goes wild, under the stadium lights,
As Zirkzee takes the ball, ready for the fight,
With a final strike, he seals the win,
Our king, our hero, let the celebration begin!
With every goal you score, we chant your name,
From Sparta to Persia, they all know your fame,
On the pitch, you reign supreme, igniting the flame.
The crowd goes wild, under the stadium lights,
As Zirkzee takes the ball, ready for the fight,
With a final strike, he seals the win,
Our king, our hero, let the celebration begin!
Just default to Seven Nation Army and ‘Oh Joshua Zirkzee’
I'm too Zirkzee for my shirt
Zirkzee something I'm giving up on you
I'll score you goals if you want me to
I'll score you goals if you want me to
Dribble dribble dribble dribble dribble, yeah
Dribble dribble dribble dribble dribble, yeah
Dribble dribble dribble dribble dribble, yeah
Dribble dribble dribble drib -
He's Zirkzee and you know it
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Love this.
Then go mental in the crowd when he scores
Zirkzee, wherever you may be
Koeman destroyed your trip to Disney
It could be worse, you could be scouse
Wanking yourself off to Minnie Mouse
Koeman destroyed your trip to Disney
It could be worse, you could be scouse
Wanking yourself off to Minnie Mouse
Freebird
If he joins tomorrow,
will you still remember Anthony?
For we must be travelling on now
Cause there's too many places we've got to see
But if he stays here with you, girl
Things just couldnt be the same
Cause he's Zirkzee as a bird now,
And this bird has passing range
Oh, oh, oh, oh
And this bird has passing range
And this bird has passing range
The lord knows he has range
The Zirkee Boys
Wasn't Zirkzee getting it on with their brother in Game of Thrones?
Wout, Wout, let it all out,
These are the goals that we talk about,
Oh ooohooo, you're not really Wout eh,
You're Zirkzee.
These are the goals that we talk about,
Oh ooohooo, you're not really Wout eh,
You're Zirkzee.