Not only is he going to score, but he is also going to take his shirt off and take credit for the whole match.Cristiano must score. It is the biggest stage
What sort of 35 year old shaves a number 7 into their hair?
We‘ll probably score first and whoever scores gets hit by lightning.Maybe Bayern will not be cursed in the second leg and they'll actually score enough goals to go through on away goals.
Not only is he going to score, but he is also going to take his shirt off and take credit for the whole match.
Doubtful that much sleeping has taken place.The one that sleeps with underage prostitutes.
Do they do bets on things like this?Not only is he going to score, but he is also going to take his shirt off and take credit for the whole match.
It'd be like him, to be invisible and still scoreIf Bayern get desperate to score a 2nd then most definitely yes
Now what? Real benefitted from Lewandowski not being called offside?First Oliver and now this plonker.
Real do get the rub of the green with refs.
We know for a fact that this is not true.*cue jokes about Bayern's players not being able to finish in a brothel*
That's only a rule in England. Rest of Europe it's allowed.This has probably been discussed, but why is James allowed to play against Madrid? Isn't he on loan?
It'd be like him, to be invisible and still score