Celebrities you just cannot stand -rant.

Yeh but P Diddy is hardly a celebrity. Who is he again? I always get him and 50 cent confused.
 
P.Diddy is the one who is followed by trouble, but is generally just an ego boosted musician who is hugely succesful and is pretty much who you see.

50 Cent is ... well, read the first post in the thread.
 
O I remember now. 50 cent is the one who i threw a bottle of piss at when he was pretending to sing live at Reading. They're both nobs.
 
additionally anyone who bought an album or a single of there's, deserve's to die.
 
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I would love to stamp on his gay chin
 
1871_Biscuit said:
O I remember now. 50 cent is the one who i threw a bottle of piss at when he was pretending to sing live at Reading. They're both nobs.
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No way, I was there too!

Did you see the bloke dressed as Jesus throw a fold up chair at him too? Probably the most random thing i've ever seen.
 
:lol::lol: yeh, that was one of the funniest things i've ever seen. It was on the local news as well.

Are you going this year?
 
1871_Biscuit said:
:lol::lol: yeh, that was one of the funniest things i've ever seen. It was on the local news as well.

Are you going this year?
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Nah, totally skint. Havent been since 2005 i think it was. Going to Uni made me work to repay some of my debts during the summers. Will probably go next year though. Is it still really violent there? Last time I was there the tents next door to mine got set on fire by a firework fight going from field to field.

Its a right laugh at festivals, but it doesn't half attract some pillocks.
 
Not as violent as it used to be. Hasn't been a death there for years. Quite a lot of thieveing of late, but in a crowd that big its expectable.

I live about 10 min walk from the site which is usefull, don't have to keep anything of value in my tent.
 
1871_Biscuit said:
Not as violent as it used to be. Hasn't been a death there for years. Quite a lot of thieveing of late, but in a crowd that big its expectable.

I live about 10 min walk from the site which is usefull, don't have to keep anything of value in my tent.
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Thats a bonus. My arms normally drop of walking back from the town holding 2 crates, you can just pop to your house and have a rest.
I would say a shower, but its Reading, and thats pretty much illegal.

Are the trolley chants and the bollocks sound wave still going?

Trolley, Trolley, TrolleyTrolleyTrolley
 
(takes in deep breath) I hate all rappers in general, they all use their rap and hip hop music to create some fake reality where they are all living in some gangster universe shouting off that they are all hard as feck with their "nines and bitches" which in affect grabs the attention of all the youths around the world to believe its cool being in a rap gang... immature wankers the lot of them.
 
R.Nilsson7 said:
Nicholas Cage - Horrible actor, completely ruins films with his ugly face and lame acting skills.

Fat Joe - Utter wank rapper. Uses the "n" word in his lyrics although he's not black.

Tom Cruise - Weirdo who needs to come out of the closet.

Wil Ferrell, Steve Carell, Ricky Gervais for being ridicously unfunny.

Per Gesslé - Can't just someone kill him?

Tim Westwood - for being a white 50-year old and behaving like that

Heath Ledger - No one would give a feck about him or praise him as an actor if he wasn't dead.

+ All attention seeking B, C, D and E-list celebrities.

Cant be bothered to name more.
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:wenger:
 
Kayne West
David and Victoria Beckham[not considering he is a former United player]
Amy Winehouse
 
muller said:
Thats a bonus. My arms normally drop of walking back from the town holding 2 crates, you can just pop to your house and have a rest.
I would say a shower, but its Reading, and thats pretty much illegal.

Are the trolley chants and the bollocks sound wave still going?

Trolley, Trolley, TrolleyTrolleyTrolley
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You're getting it confused, it's northerners who don't have showers. I try to get home to have a shower. Aids in pulling girls, i find.

:lol::lol:That brings back memorys. Haven't heard the trolly chant for a while, but bollocks sound wave are still going stong.
 
Pretty much any celebrity that is famous just for being famous can go and do one, as far as I'm concerned. This culture of the celeb has got out of control, and I can't understand who is feeding it, because I don't know anybody that thinks otherwise.

I hate to just pick a few, as I'd like to line them all up and shoot them, but in particular:

Sharon Osbourne
Jade Goody
Russell Brand
Jamie Oliver
Ricky Gervais
The entire cast & crew of Eastenders
Most importantly, anyone who watches Eastenders
 
Sharon Osbourne? I take it you like her for some reason other than "famous for being famous"? She famous for a very good reason..
 
muller said:
Sharon Osbourne? I take it you like her for some reason other than "famous for being famous"? She famous for a very good reason..
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Being the wife of a famous musician is a very good reason?
 
Bilbo said:
Being the wife of a famous musician is a very good reason?
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She was actually his manager, sabbaths manager for a period and the events organiser for Black Sabbath and the original Ozzfests.
 
How could I forget?

She looks like a foot - Peter Griffin, 2005

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