Celebrities you just cannot stand -rant.

muller

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Russell Brand. Idiot hair, awful clothes, and about as funny as a scouser is smart. Wow, you can roll your r's, but why feel the need to do it every 4 funking seconds??? You claim to have slept with almost every woman on the world, which

1. I find hard to believe
2. They must have been pissed out their head to go anywhere near your smelly greasy beehive of a barnet.

and..

50 cent. Stupid lying nobhead. He has only ever been stabbed twice, never ever shot. I understand the "rap illusion", and that its just entertainment, but he goes on about it every time something goes wrong with his career, which normally happens. Plus we have the whole retirement issue with Kanye West

"I will retire if I get outsold by (Kanye) West, it means people no longer get me or my music, and i'll stick to that" Curtis Davies (50 Cent, 08/08/07 talking to MTV news)

But of course, after being outsold 3 to 1 in the album charts... He is still here, making another album, and going on about getting shot again.


While Im at it..

Eminem

Stop using your daughter to sell records, whilst all the time slagging off your Mum, whilst infact you moved back in with her last year when you went bankrupt after you failed to sell out any single venue of your 45 date world tour, instead cancelling because your "tired".

Anyone else?
 
That nob head game reviewer Muller. Always thinks his opinion on games is all that matters, to us the Caf public. Also promised to send me some free games, none of which i have received up until this date. You can blame the royal mail all you like, but we all know they are shit and you should therefore have used a reputable courier.

The Man also has a pathological hatred for any 21st century rappers. 2pac and biggie are Dead move on.

fecking hell feels good to get that off my chest.
 
Shit hot, im a Celebrity apparently! Admittedly a hated one, but still, a celebrity. Thanks mate!

Anyway, I promised nothing of any games - I sell them all to make money :D
 
Alot of people would agree with you.

We had this huge debate months ago. My reviews are what i felt when playing the games. Not everyone agrees, and thats fine.

Now, move on can we?
 
esmufc07 said:
Begrudgingly yes, although I was thinking about writing a post which would obliterate your review.
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Look around for independant review sites. Thats how I get my free games sent to me. Plus seeing as were on here, and from what ive read esmufc07, you have a quite funny writing style.

Alot of places are now looking for people who have played alot of computer games to give their honest opinion.

Might as well try, you might get some free games out of it mate!
 
michaelness said:
Amy fecking Winehouse!!! Fuucckkk Offfff
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Totally agree.

An amazing talent, her music is original and great - but her constant pained look and the will power of a scouser when the shop keeper has stepped out of an off license have made her very annoying.
 
RedKaos said:
The Gallaghers, Jeremy Kyle, oh and Davina McCall.
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Scissor Sisters

"If that's what they call entertainment, then they can f**king have it - bright colours and f**king weirdos on stilts?

"I'm more entertaining than those c**ts, and I'll rip their f**king vocal chords out any day, because they're f**king rubbish." "

muller said:
Look around for independant review sites. Thats how I get my free games sent to me. Plus seeing as were on here, and from what ive read esmufc07, you have a quite funny writing style.

Alot of places are now looking for people who have played alot of computer games to give their honest opinion.

Might as well try, you might get some free games out of it mate!
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I may look into that, my reviews would see my catapult into celebrity status. Cheers:D
 
esmufc07 said:
Scissor Sisters

"If that's what they call entertainment, then they can f**king have it - bright colours and f**king weirdos on stilts?

"I'm more entertaining than those c**ts, and I'll rip their f**king vocal chords out any day, because they're f**king rubbish." "
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I think you will find more people hate the Scissor Sisters than the Gallaghers. Liam's quote on them is 100% true. I like outspoken celebrities. (It also helps that they're music is amazing)
 
Alan Carr - Big fat Gaylord focker. I can't stand the sight of that cnut.
 
:lol:

Thing is I don't even like Scissor sisters that much at all (bar one or two songs), I just find it very disrespectful of someone like Gallagher to say such a thing about another artist.

I just think the alcoholic smackheads need to stfu and concentrate on their music instead of engaging themselves in other affairs, gallagher recently said that video games were to blame for crimes in the Uk....what a fecking tool.
 
muller said:
Totally agree.

An amazing talent, her music is original and great - but her constant pained look and the will power of a scouser when the shop keeper has stepped out of an off license have made her very annoying.
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RedKaos said:
:lol:

Thing is I don't even like Scissor sisters that much at all (bar one or two songs), I just find it very disrespectful of someone like Gallagher to say such a thing about another artist.

I just think the alcoholic smackheads need to stfu and concentrate on their music instead of engaging themselves in other affairs, gallagher recently said that video games were to blame for crimes in the Uk....what a fecking tool.
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I suggest you re-read that article.

And neither has done drugs for years.
 
Jade Goody . . . . how can someone with half a brain cell be a celebrity.

Speaks volumes about the sort of society we are now living in. :devil:
 
R.Nilsson7 said:
Wil Ferrell, Steve Carell, Ricky Gervais for being ridicously unfunny.
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:eek:
How can anyone not like Steve Carell. I can see why Ferrell and Gervais may be aquired tastes but Carell is a legend (although Evan Almighty was dogshit).

Anyway, annoying celebs? Step forward June Sarpong, Vernon Kaye and John Barrowman.
 
Elvis Costello- Oliver's army couldn't beat azerbaijan in a conflict, and would get more friendly fire kills then if George Bush was personally in charge of the US army.

Not to mention he shoveled shit and had a gay name.
 
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