I always thought Tevez looked like Anthony Kiedis. According to Google, I'm not alone.
Carlos Tevez
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Gets the club.
Or Van Nistelrooy -
This better be a joke, dont want this cnut anywhere near the club
Holy moley! He looks like the evil Tevez.
Sign him up Woody 
I would love for this to happen just to see the state of this place - let it burn!
I would love for this to happen just to see the state of this place - let it burn!
If we have to get a Carlos, I'd rather it be Vela.
I'm voting Valderrama.... Still only, er, 58.
Feels almost like a perfect signing to sum up the last 10 years.
You can pinpoint the start of our gradual decline to the moment he went to City
You can pinpoint the start of our gradual decline to the moment he went to City
Of course it is. With United in bonafide crisis mode it will be so easy to make up silly stories until the window closes. Expect more of these in the next few days.
Good point
RiP Fergie
At this rate it's looking more like R.I.P Man United
He can't even cut it in the Argentine Superliga anymore. This can't be genuine.
Yeah let's get a 35 year old striker who held a RIP Fergie sign.
Not sure if there's a former player I dislike more than Tevez.
The last thread got locked.. lock this one ffs..
Is he actually one for real? His looks would suggest so.
While we are at it we should go for Rooney as well..
What kind of a meathead comes up with this nonsense.
Who care? He has utd DNA and get the club. He smiles a lot too. That's all it matter.
He is managing in Argentina. Maybe to succeed Ole
Welcome to Carlos, Manchester
Solskjaer is right there!!! already on a contract and everything. The farther we keep Woody and Judge away from contracts, the better we would be as a club.
I’d have him if it meant I didn’t have to watch Andreas or Lingard.
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