Bruno Fernandes | Signed

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While following this "saga" I'm reminded of quantum mechanics.

Bruno has clearly already signed and most probably hasn't signed. We are accelerating our interest and monitoring the situation as well as potentially having met with officials and not having had contact with representatives.

We are lining up the move and discussed the contract situation with Bruno, but we have yet to make contact with him, despite having spoken with him next week.
 
He must be deep undercover on assignment investigating Woodward's links to a shady organised crime family operating out of Florida. Next season Woody will be exposed as 'H'- you heard it here first

If they've infiltrated Utd at the level I think they have I can see Ole going all Ted Hastings at unveiling of Fernandes by saying "now we're sucking diesel"
 
While following this "saga" I'm reminded of quantum mechanics.

Bruno has clearly already signed and most probably hasn't signed. We are accelerating our interest and monitoring the situation as well as potentially having met with officials and not having had contact with representatives.

We are lining up the move and discussed the contract situation with Bruno, but we have yet to make contact with him, despite having spoken with him next week.

It's going to be so galling for the caf if we open the box on the 31st to find Bruno has died from a radiation overdose.

Now that's going to be a novel excuse for Ed.
 
I can’t decide if this thread is more cringy than the historic Schnejder/Strootman/Gaitan threads.
I’m kinda hoping we won’t sign BrunON just for this madness to continue at least half a year more.
 
I'm going to Burnley game so I'm hoping it's his debut. Would be great if he rattles one in from 20 yards too. I'm sure he'll be trying if he's signed by then.
Dirty cnuts have lost Ashley Barnes so expecting a win. A goal from Bruno would ice the cake
 
Does anybody know if this is on a tv channel in the UK tonight - and if so, what time? Thanks
 
Duncan Castles: According to a source close to the player, Bruno told Varandas that he was not prepared to lose the opportunity to become a Premier League player for a second consecutive window, placing pressure on Sporting's president to conclude a revised deal with with United today. The 25-year-old has already agreed personal terms with the English club.

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport...-news/manchester-united-offer-25m-16-21301703
 
Duncan Castles: According to a source close to the player, Bruno told Varandas that he was not prepared to lose the opportunity to become a Premier League player for a second consecutive window, placing pressure on Sporting's president to conclude a revised deal with with United today. The 25-year-old has already agreed personal terms with the English club.

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport...-news/manchester-united-offer-25m-16-21301703
Go on Bruno, get him told lad.
 
Duncan Castles: According to a source close to the player, Bruno told Varandas that he was not prepared to lose the opportunity to become a Premier League player for a second consecutive window, placing pressure on Sporting's president to conclude a revised deal with with United today. The 25-year-old has already agreed personal terms with the English club.

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport...-news/manchester-united-offer-25m-16-21301703

He will smash the the door of the office
 
Is this genuinely happening or is at all media hype? Any idea of the fee?
 
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