Bluemoon goes into Meltdown

[Buchan]

I’m ready.

 

[E-mal]

Butter my ass please!

 

[SirAnderson]

I’m ready.

exactly how I'm feeling

 

[spiriticon]

I'm in and ready mmmmmm yes

 

[V.O.]

The couple of VAR reviews without many replays were icing on the cake. There will be some proper Alex Jones stuff coming out of that place tonight.

 

[Raw]

This is gonna be so fecking good

Not just Bluemoon but Peps interview meltdown should be gold too

 

[Irrational.]

Thank you and godnight.

Dog shit.

Shit competition anyway

I was in the process of quoting more, but they've deleted/ moved the thread.

 

[Igor Drefljak]

It can't have been any better.
fecked in the dying moments against Spurs last year.
All the 'Uefa hates us' comments
Then a dubious goal tonight.
And to top it all off, Sterling missing an absolute sitter

 

[SalfordRed18]

My body is ready.

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

good bye football, I will never put my happiness in the hands of people who work half as hard as I do but make more in week than I will in my life.

Shit transfer windows and this is what can happen. Why the f wasn't Bernardo and Foden playing?

Only positive is we don’t have to watch Bayern put 10 past us

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

feck UEFA
feck VAR

tbh Bayern would have bent us over and spunked us into the 15th dimension anyway...

On that sad note David Silva's last competitive game for us.

Terrible by Pep. Why didn’t he throw on Bernardo and Phil? He had nothing to lose.

I simply don’t understand why he would only use two of the five available subs.

Hate to say it....but Pep's record in the CL with us has been an absolute embarrassment. Not even a CL semi-final in 4 years. Think about that.....

We have not been in the top 4 European sides for a single time under Pep. Even Pellegrini managed it with us, once.

That was the Arsenal game 2.0, but actually worse.

Raheem Sterling should be made to walk home

 

[Pace Abuser]

Bring me their tears.

 

[Irrational.]

When do we sign Nagelsmann?

Where were the lines drawn for offside?

the manager played over half the game using ridiculous tactics which we’ve never played before. 5 at the back as well as a false 9?
fecking ridiculous.
pep’s a pussy and he’s never going to win this competition again.

I would not care if Pep would get sacked tonight.

They were lucky but we were shite, nothing else

pep looking over the hill right now. shameful display and tactics

Pep bottled it, Sterling bottled it, Jesus bottled it. Garcia wants to leave and gets 90 minutes. Foden wants to play for our club forever and doesnt get a single minute. Embarrasing from Pep.

100% Peps fault.. players can miss chances but Peps schoolboy approach and set up had us chasing the game. Idiotic management.

Nice to see lyon celebrating their quarter final trophy

Just relieved we don’t have to play the German rags. They would take us to the clraners.

Choked. Again. Not much more to say really.

3rd QF in a row VAR has fecked us, but simply not good enough. Wrong team selection, too slow, no pace and again need to look at Ederson as he makes far too many simple errors

Sterling should be forced to watch that howler at least once every day for the rest of his life.

And Pep the entire match.

fecking embarrassing.

Rodri & Gundogan can feck off and Fernandinho is done.

Pep picked a team not to beat Lyon but based on what he saw Bayern do and he should hang his head in shame for tonight.

I’ll be honest we didn’t play great, but for that 2nd goal we have clearly been cheated, and I won’t be able watching champions league from now on/ absolutely pointless when you get cheated

fecking hell

come to the point where I really do believe we won’t win this cup with Pep

He thinks too much instead of playing to our strengths

VAR is bollocks but WTF was sterling doing for that tap in

a comedy of errors and feckups from pretty much everyone. Pep overthinking his lineup, defenders who don't know the offside rule, sterling with his one open goal miss per season (had to be tonight didn't it), VAR fecking us over (although nobody wants to talk about that).

whatever. we would have gotten dicked by bayern or psg playing fernandinho or garcia at the bacck, even if everyone else played well. We just aren't strong enough. Missed Kompany and Aguero tonight. OK one's injured but the other should have been replaced. Period.

Gundogan and Rodri yet a-fecking-gain never fecking works!!!

No confidence in club to get the right transfers in considering the absolute shite we've bought lately!

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

So who is culpable:

1. pep for playing three at the back and three defensive midfielders
2. the referee for their second goal
3. a small number of city players who save their worst performance of the season for the most important games
4. Pep for leaving Bernardo and Phil on the bench
5. UEFA

If the club has aspirations to actually win this competition we need a new manager.

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

the winner!!!!

fecking Moyes got united as far in the CL!

 

[V.O.]

CAS ruling going for us has fecked up peps get out,so tonight was perfect to put his case forward to question his managerial stay,all the talk of extending was pressure on him he wants to see out this next season and go ..

It's all a conspiracy by Pep to get away from City.

 

[Red00012]

I’m ready.

 

[Raw]

the winner!!!!

So did Solskjaer in his first couple of months

 

[DomesticTadpole]

the winner!!!!

That is good.

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

Pep's arrogance

awful way to say good bye to David Silva.

I would get Poch.

Never thought I would say this....

Pep has to go now. There's a reason we haven't renewed his contract, Tonight sums up why along with Monaco and Tottenham. This tonight is down to Pep and him alone.

Peps been a broken man in the CL ever since his Bayern team got dismantled by Real Madrid. Don't think he is ever going to get over it.

 

[crossy1686]

There's some crackers in there.

To be fair though a lot of their comments are spot on for the most part.

My personal favourite:

tbh Bayern would have bent us over and spunked us into the 15th dimension anyway...

 

[ClaytonBlackmoorLeftPeg]

Do that actually have that many fans to be making all those comments?

 

[Irrational.]

I love analyzing players and tactics, but I can’t blame a single player anymore. This is one hundred percent on Pep.
No Koulibaly, Aké or Torres will help us next year.

Pep need to seriously rethink his tactics. There’s a reason he hasn’t won the Champions League since 2012.

I don’t know what to think. I’m completely speechless.

A week ago, I thought Pep extending until 2025 would be the best signing of the summer. Now, I don’t know what to think anymore. Pep got 300m to get his defence in order and he failed.

feck it but this is on Pep
You can't just willy nilly change a formation that suits us best and what these players practice day in and day out.
Same formation and players won us two ties against Madrid and suddenly when shit got serious we disintegrate like a bag of crisps.Ederson Laporte Jesus all had a bad game but Jesus the defense the lethargic first half
They are 7th in the French league for crying out loud.
They play Lorient and Bordeaux week in and week out. They need not to be treated as prime Barcelona

That’s me done for a while, don’t want to even see a City badge or a football for a long time.

I couldn’t be any more furious and dejected, I was happier than this after that goal disallowed against Spurs last season.

That team and manager don’t even deserve a comment.

Have a nice rest of the Summer everyone, see you on here at some time in the future!

Lineker seems delighted. The gloating **** needs slapping asap.

It tells you need to know when even Peter 'The C*nt' Walton said he was 'surprised' the second goal was allowed to stand.

feck off pep big game shits its every time ,over thinks it 3 defensive midfielders tonight feck off

Last years defeat against Spurs killed me for a week. This one was expected at 7pm tonight so I don’t feel half as bad. Thank you Pep, you fecking idiot.

Pep please come out and apologise because you absolutely fecked that

If we want to win this comp, get next season done with and then bring in a coach who can get us defending like a top class side and scare the hell out of sides on the break with our fast players (who barely featured tonight).

The squad we have would have mopped up domestically with Mark Hughes as Manager ffs, Pep was brought in to dominate this comp and he has looked worse than Pellegrini for the utterly weird approach to some games.

So angry.

Jesus and Sterling cant finish when it counts.

Some defending all over the place.

Coach who over complicates, and wont play to our strengths.

feck being reactionary, but Pep can get fecked. Absolutely pathetic.

Bottle job deserved what we got

CAS ruling going for us has fecked up peps get out,so tonight was perfect to put his case forward to question his managerial stay,all the talk of extending was pressure on him he wants to see out this next season and go ..

Second goal was absolute bollocks. Ref gave every single dive for Lyon. Why do British players feel the need to jump up after every tackle. You don't get the card if you do.

Also I think pep let us down. We're a better team than Lyon so why not pick out best players. I think we played a team that neither put pressure on them nor defending competently.

This has to be one of our worst defeats in the last 3/4 years

Peps worst match ever as our manager.. what a brain fart he has had

Sterling and Ederson hang your heads in shame

And feck off UEFA you cheating corrupt cnuts

Only small positive to take out of it.. Bayern Munich would have massacred us

Got away with it in Madrid.

Got what we deserved tonight.

Let’s just throw another £300m at it,

 

[Superunknown]

Do that actually have that many fans to be making all those comments?

They're all bots.

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

If Pep hadn't have won what he has for us at present, that would've been a sackable performance, absolutely cowardly tactics from the start. We'll never win this tournament I'm resigned to that.

Give over with the excuses for a piss poor showing . They at least saved us from a Bayern massacre.

Agreed - if we played like that against a Bayern side on last nights form and frankly coverage would need a PG warning.

No doubt tomorrow, the ref or the VAR official will come out and apologise for not giving the foul on Laporte in the build-up to their second goal.

yea, no doubt dear, not at all

Lineker & Wio describing one of our players as 'amatuerish' .

And proving why.

The rotters.

At least we don’t have to play Bayern with our defence

We need to be relentless this window. A new CDM, left back, another CB.

We've just got the owners of Cadburys as sponsors. These things take time!
Pissed off in Woodley.

relentless this window

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

We’re better off out of those piddley cups anyway.
Can concentrate on pre season now.

 

[Superunknown]

Can Pep get past the semi-final of the pre season trophy?

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

Pep replaces a youngster who is brilliant and loves the club with an average youngster who wants to leave the club

we need 2x world class CBs.

We need a LB. Still.
We need a RB. Still.
We need 2 wc DMs.
We need minimum of 2 world class forwards.
Rodri not good enough for the level we want to be.
Ditto Gundo. Ditto jesus. Ditto walker. Ditto mendy. Ditto cancelo. Ditto stones and otamendi.

 

[Irrational.]

I hate football sometimes iv got my 12 year old brother who supports liverpool running around singing Mo bludy salah, and my dad jumping for joy cause he put 20 quid on lyon to knock us out hes a united fan btw,while me and my mum are just sat here ugh

 

[man united 4eva]

The blubbing bitter bluenose berties will be queuing up outside Asda on Ashton New Road tomorrow morning waiting to fill their trolleys with Kleenex Tissues..

 

[V.O.]

Tinfoil hats ON

We were dog shit for 90% of the time , but ffs how did that 2nd goal stand .....because we won the appeal....we were never gonna be allowed to win.They were just waiting....just fecking waiting

feck UEFA
feck VAR

If you think Uefa would have let us lift the trophy you are deluded. The foul on Laporte didn't need to go to Var it was that obvious, but the goal stood.
Best we went out now, as if we had reached the final we would be tearing our hair out at the injustices UEFA would have inflicted on us

Bayern, UEFA and Der Spiegel Couldn’t beat us in the courts but when they hold the cards and make up the rules they fecked us over.

BENT AS feck.

Shit performance but UEFA/referees/VAR give our opponents a goal or two headstart every year, before we look at the advantages they get around the ground.

We knew there'd be a VAR against us (its like buying money) but FFS our set up was shambolic.
Too much respect to the opposition from pep yet again. If we really want to win it and become a noise then feckin spend and don't give a feck what anybody thinks. feck UEFA and their bollocks rules. THE rags are debited to feck yet make headlines on our much spending power they have.

Sterling scores and I think UEFa fecks us somehow anyway...

Say what you want about how shit we were in that first half and how wasteful we were in the second half but we were the team looking more likely to score a second until that corrupt VAR call.

Let’s not forget we were cheated yet again for their 2nd.
We were well in control and we’re going for the winner,
We bossed that 2nd half until that shit VAR cnuts decision the dirty bastards!
I said a long time ago, we are good enough to win it but we won’t be let win it!

UEFA GOT WHAT THEY WANTED

 

[kirk buttercup]

yum yum, yum yum ,yum those tears are delicious

 

[ClaytonBlackmoorLeftPeg]

Mind you, a big part of our supporters are just as disillusioned!

Still funny.

 

[diarm]

Found @Rozay 's son!

 

[Irrational.]

If you think Uefa would have let us lift the trophy you are deluded. The foul on Laporte didn't need to go to Var it was that obvious, but the goal stood.
Best we went out now, as if we had reached the final we would be tearing our hair out at the injustices UEFA would have inflicted on us

I think it safe to say we will never win the Champions League under Pep.

His record is fecking abysmal.

We looked scared of them from the start.No belief.

Mixed feelings about going out tbh

I think Lyon have saved us from a good fecking hiding by bayern.

Why does this side Bottle it so much in Europe.Every season is the same. Calamitous school boy defending.

Its clear this season that Pep is increasingly losing his eternal battle with his inner smartarse.
Even the most delusional Catalan cultists and true believers must accept that his insane tinkering has cost us tonight. Again

Sorry but I’m fecking livid with Pep.

I would get Poch.

Never thought I would say this....

Pep has to go now. There's a reason we haven't renewed his contract, Tonight sums up why along with Monaco and Tottenham. This tonight is down to Pep and him alone.

No doubt tomorrow, the ref or the VAR official will come out and apologise for not giving the foul on Laporte in the build-up to their second goal.

Every year in the CL, we screw up. We'll never win it. Now, you can argue about UEFA not allowing us to win it. Which mayhave some merit to it. But we have a mental block towards that competition. We shouldn't be losing that game tonight. And we shouldn't have been losing to the likes of Spurs (VAR or no VAR) a couple of seasons back.

100% that Lyon second goal would have been chalked off for us.

BENT AS feck.

Get big Sam in... "Pep Out" brigade..... "DO ONE"

I mean, they didnt boss us... Its just we didnt boss them. To change the formation made no sense at all. Sterling scores and I think UEFa fecks us somehow anyway...

David Silva deserves more than that. He deserves a champions league winners medal. Pep doesn’t back himself and doesn’t back his players to outplay opposition in Europe.
If he cannot back himself or his players then where do we go from here?

Pep will never win the champions league because he doesn’t dare to. I’m so devastated. This is one of my lowest moments supporting this club, and that includes when we were in Division2, because we are the best footballing team in Europe but we’re hamstrung by our gutless prick of a manager.

All I want is for someone pundit or fecking hack to ask pep would he have changed Barca’s or Munich‘s formation when manager against an inferior team that’s all I want at the moment...

feck off, feck off, feck off,

Yes, Pep got it wrong, yes Sterling should have scored .....but that happens in football and are a moment in time and mistakes happen that I can accept.

But VAR. feck off.

We have been pissing around all season.

fern should never play at the back put him in midfield. However his time is now up.

put walker central if need be & if he doesn’t trust stones.

play foden / Bernie instead of gundy he’s too slow with Rodri. I’m 50/50 on Rodri too.

put raz central & Jesus out wide.

I’m sorry I’m no manager but what I have seen this season the above is obvious & was before Xmas to me.

awful season & pep holds a lot of the responsibility

fecking embarrassing the lot of them, how did he miss from 5 fecking yards oh my word thats poor

Flat footed in midfield to fecking slow at the back & Dino & Rodri was a big mistake

Manager blew it big time but our defending & misses were once again the winner

What an awfull season the League Cup & we nearly blew that fecker as well at the end

Now for a week of total utter bollocks from everyone

Laporte & Edderson were wank, feel for Sterling right now that miss was Sunday League stuff

Let’s not forget we were cheated yet again for their 2nd.
We were well in control and we’re going for the winner,
We bossed that 2nd half until that shit VAR cnuts decision the dirty bastards!
I said a long time ago, we are good enough to win it but we won’t be let win it!

 

[Rodgerzzz]

Must say, I'm disappointed in the lack of conspiratorial anti-UEFA quotes so far. I was expecting the CAS verdict to somehow have been tied in to UEFA getting their own back in this match with 'blantantly bias refereeing'.

 

[Schmeichel's Cartwheel]

They’ll blame UEFA but that was never a foul. Laporte kicking Dembélé & falling over isn’t a foul.

 

[T00lsh3d]

we need 2x world class CBs.

That last one really is a ‘money is no issue’ post

 

[Raw]

Feck me how does a United fan have kids supporting City and Liverpool.

 

[DavidDeSchmikes]

they'll be getting that muppet banner out soon