Bluemoon goes into Meltdown

City playing a friendly against their sister club Girona.

BEFORE THE GAME...

DESTROY THEM
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9-1 City
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AFTER THE GOAL...

Pep out
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Well that was shite
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Bravo is shite, tosin will never make it, stones is a mistake waiting to happen, mangala thinks the balls a bomb, Danilo couldn't make madrids bench, Bernardo silva is weak as piss, toure is old as feck, foden looks like a paper boy, Brahim thinks he's messi and sterling can't kick a ball.

No wonder were getting hammered by city's reserves.
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Johnny Evans rumours reactions

On a serious note. feck off Pep.
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That's enough internet for me today. Think I'll spend the rest of the evening self harming.
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Rather fecking sign ched evans
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One user posted a gif of a man pointing a gun at his head but I can't post it because its non-football

United are in for Balotelli.
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West Brom fans saying he should be £30m-£40m in this market. feck sake if we sign Johnny fecking Evans I'll combust. No no no no no fecking thank you.
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People forget we made Joleon Lescott into a Champion. Maybe we can take Jonny to levels undreamed of.
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Always rated him....



...nah, can't do it. He's shit and a rag, not a chance we're after him.
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No it fookin doesn't. In no world does signing a feckin shit ex red shit CD who is absolutely dog shit make any sense whatsoever ever.

He is shit.
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Christ. Why don't we go for Zidane Cleverly too to help out in the middle.....

Gotta be nonsense...
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I'll even fuming if we sign this shit twat.
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feck off. No way he's good enough for us even as 4th choice backup.
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feck off Txiki, stay in Girona.
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An old pal of mine is called Johnny Evans, he's just had a hip replacement and has trouble sometimes with blurred vision, not bad nick for mid 50's though,....would it be too much to hope that this deal is referring to him??
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Pt.2

Scraping the fecking barrell now ffs
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Christ on a bike,pep out
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Get fecked I'm gonna give pep a bitch slap
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He's worse than Mangala, oh my lord this ruined my day.
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I don't rate Mangala but I'd far rather we keep him than sign this rag.
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fecking no. One of my most hated players in the league and probably the most punchable face.

Don't care how good he is. fecking don't want the slimy twat.
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fecking brilliant hahaha
worth it just for the meltdown tbh
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^Is this one of you lot?

Now we've officially reached silly season. I'd set fire to my eyeballs if I had to watch this useless **** pull on God's own shirt ffs.
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o more direct debits being paid if we sign him fecking dog shit ex rag feck off
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SURELY you must know 16th August is the Spanish equivalent of April fools day
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you are fecking kidding me for feck sake
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THERE'S NO LIMIT

Jonny Evans. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This is ridiculous. We need to sign a CM too. Is Anderson available?
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I'd honestly pay to watch a city fan set fire to his eyeballs.
Interesting to see how he'd do it.
 
Now we've officially reached silly season. I'd set fire to my eyeballs if I had to watch this useless **** pull on God's own shirt ffs.
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This may be the most deluded and stupid thing concerning someones support for a football team I have ever seen.
 
Jonny Evans is exactly the kind of centre back Pep could probably get 4 good years out of.

Always maintained that (had he ever managed to spend a couple of seasons fit) that you could have quite easily chucked him in the middle of that Barcelona defence and not seen much difference. Built perfectly for how Guardiola wants to play.
 
I would laugh so hard I would literally turn myself inside out if those twats signed that shit house.


The fall out would be incredible, because let's not forget, while it might seem he is ok when playing for a nothing club like West Brom he will absolutely fall apart at City, especially because he will have an even bigger bottle job as a center back partner.

Their defense will be flakier than a leper colony during a scabies outbreak.
 
"Now call me fickle, but I'm a touch underwhelmed with this manuovre by city....i am now used to us being linked to the creme de la fecking creme of the games players, not the yoghurt de la fecking yoghurt!!"
 
Would be a bad move for City, and nice for us.

Evans is mentally weak. He's a tidy, well-rounded CB but has no leadership qualities and needs a strong, dependable presence next to him to thrive, which City don't have. He's gonna be partnering equally flakey CB's and that won't settle his nerves. I don't see it ending well, but I want to see them overspend for him!
 
Alabaster Codify7 said:
Would be a bad move for City, and nice for us.

Evans is mentally weak. He's a tidy, well-rounded CB but has no leadership qualities and needs a strong, dependable presence next to him to thrive, which City don't have. He's gonna be partnering equally flakey CB's and that won't settle his nerves. I don't see it ending well, but I want to see them overspend for him!
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Kompany if he stays fit is a leader and kind of defender that will suit Evans tbf.
 
Alabaster Codify7 said:
Would be a bad move for City, and nice for us.

Evans is mentally weak. He's a tidy, well-rounded CB but has no leadership qualities and needs a strong, dependable presence next to him to thrive, which City don't have. He's gonna be partnering equally flakey CB's and that won't settle his nerves. I don't see it ending well, but I want to see them overspend for him!
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Agree. The lamenting over Evans on here is bizarre. He was shot of confidence because he's not built for the big club's im afraid. We saw that.
 
Alabaster Codify7 said:
Would be a bad move for City, and nice for us.

Evans is mentally weak. He's a tidy, well-rounded CB but has no leadership qualities and needs a strong, dependable presence next to him to thrive, which City don't have. He's gonna be partnering equally flakey CB's and that won't settle his nerves. I don't see it ending well, but I want to see them overspend for him!
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He's still better than Mangala and Stones. Easily.
 
Swansea 0:4 Man Utd
The lengths they will go to, to embellish their own qualities, while ridiculing us in contrast, really should be the subject of a thesis:

Matic was abysmal for 75 mins today, his progressive passing was piss poor and he looked slow as feck against a very average Swansea side
The media won't let you know about that, as United are clinical at the moment and had the game mopped up with another flurry of late goals, but the 10 mins swansea dominated for at the 70 min mark will result in goals against a half decent side
Pogba and Matic got slapped about the park for 90 minutes by a top class madrid side last week, and we will do the same

People are shaking in fear at a side who have just done what we knew they/Lukaku would do; pump the cannon fodder.

I am enjoying this. It makes it better for us when we play them.
Mourinho goes into big games and if there is a 50/50 chance they may lose like away to us, chelsea, liverpool etc he will revert to type and bolt those 'horses' right fecking down to play for the draw
The more they believe their own hype, the chances are he may get ahead of himself and think we can take us on

Nah, sorry. IF we are at it, there is only one winner. Have the fecking big basketball bullies and athletic talentless thugs in your side all you want, but the ball moves faster than any fecker on the pitch and we move it quicker than anyone else in this country.
Bookmark their giddy comments now and come back to it when they cant get the ball off us next month
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Irony really is lost on those Bluemooners. They really are thick as pig shit...

Sky just commented on the price of the Rags starting line up at £383m versus Swansea , they forgot to include the "add ons" the agent fees and bonus payments etc., so its nearer £450m and they have well over £180m sat on the bench , they have 2 home grown players in 17 man squad (i won't include Carlton at £120m) , so its a near £650m squad (£2 billion if you include salaries)trying to beat a ten bob Welsh team and if PEG wins today he will be lauded as the master tactician. What happened to the "United Way" where every player comes through the academy and they all play for nowt , surely its not pure unadulterated BULLSHIT.
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After spending the most for any team in a PL season EVER....and just huffing and puffing past newly-promoted Brighton last week and only able to put 2 goals past them??

Feck me!
 
RedPed said:
Irony really is lost on those Bluemooners. They really are thick as pig shit...



After spending the most for any team in a PL season EVER....and just huffing and puffing past newly-promoted Brighton last week and only able to put 2 goals past them??

Feck me!
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Him just casually adding £31m to Pogba's transfer fee makes me question the rest of his numbers.

Also a City fan preaching about financial expenditure? That is beyond ridiculous, that is at Jimmy Savile preaching sexual morale levels of stupid.
 
Can never enjoy my weekends quite as much when the rags win. Can't stand the bastards.

Think I'll give the general media jizzfest a miss over the weekend too. ****s.
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As much as I love this comment. Imagine your life was that sad that you care so much about an opposition teams result that it ruined your weekend :lol:.
 
RedTiger said:
What does this even mean?
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Pretty obvious what they think they mean at least.

Swansea had a good spell between 70-80 minutes and if they weren't rubbish they'd have scored against us.

I don't personally remember them having any sort of spell where we looked threatened at all.
 
Not Bluemoon, but a quote from the BBC comments of our match:

Mourinho parks the bus, United fluke 4 goals twice against 2 relegation-bound teams, and their fans celebrate as if they just won the Champions League. Embarrasing and pathetic, how the mighty have fallen.

And btw, scoring in your first 2 games is NOT impressive. Macheda did that, and where is he now? EXACTLY. Bad news Doncaster fans, you'll probably be getting LooCackPoo on loan next season
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LooCackPoo is my personal favorite part of that beauty. What are we saying, dipper or bitter? The BBC comments deserve their own thread
 
ValenciasDrilledCrosses said:
Not Bluemoon, but a quote from the BBC comments of our match:


LooCackPoo is my personal favorite part of that beauty. What are we saying, dipper or bitter? The BBC comments deserve their own thread
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The thing is Macheda didn't score at the start of the season he scored a goal at the sharp end of the season and was instrumental in us winning the the league.
 
They are hoping to pass the ball faster and believe that having the ball only is enough to win a game. Where is the tactical understanding of the football?!? It's almost like a bad joke... It's going to be a long season, the team that can control the physical aspect of the game and the tempo to preserve its fitness is going to win the league and go far in the C1.
 
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