Bluemoon goes into Meltdown

I don't want to believe that people as stupid as this can really exist, so I'm choosing to believe that the entire forum and everyone on it is a bot on the wum.
 
I'm done. What on earth is wrong with them? They're bloody mental. Weirdos, the lot of them. Absolutely ridiculous...

Its a forum of people from indonesia pretending to come from manchester.

Most berties I've ever encountered are bitter feckers, and I worked with a few when I still lived in Manchester, but that kind of thing is an online pissing contest from people trying to be 'the true bertie'.

Victim playing, whining, miserable, hateful fecks? Yes, thats a blue.

Psychopath? thats just online forum dweller where there is little moderation.
 
It not just the forum, very few of the City fans I know are what you call normal , most are rag this rag that and rag the other, FA is bent , refs are still in our pocket.

I live in Somerset now (been here since 2009) and one day I had a knock at the door and it was a guy with his wife drumming up some window cleaning business. He just happened to have his City top on...and I just happened to have my United top on. After a few seconds of a mexican standoff type scenario, I said that I would only speak to his wife and I couldn't have no City scum doing my windows. He said to be fair, he probably would've done half a job and charged me double! :lol:

This is a true story by the way and not made up like the Berties like to do. It was just a bit of banter. We had a bit of a laugh about it, talked about all things United and City, then they went on their merry way. Never heard or seen them since. Dispels the myth anyway that all City fans live within three miles from the Emptihad. It did take me aback to be fair though. The only one I've seen down here. But no he never got his tats out or came out with some great comeback that left me speechless or cowering in the corner.
 
That forum is a cesspool. I mean RAWK may be bitter and delusional but at least the posters on there are for the most part coherent & intelligent. Bluemoon on the other hand is littered with a multitude of low quality posters.

The average age on that site surely can't be more than 16?
 
I still don't understand City.

Seen as "The local team" that Mancunians support, yet sponsored by Oil Wealth in the UAB.

If City were sponsored by something local that made billions maybe it's credible but off-shore oil money isn't really respectable, it'll take them atleast 100 years to become a club like United because of history.

When you see Chelsea winning the CL isn't really much of a feat in English football it shows how much work City have to do still.

Not many say "Wow Chelsea" or "Wow City" in Germany or Spain. Even places like Norway its either Liverpool or United.

Difference between them 2 is Chelsea were an established club before the money. Top 6 quite often from 96 ish. city were a yo yo club
 
Years of green-eyed envy creates bitterness. They're like this because of our success. Take it as a victory, lads. They'll never overtake us, dear Manchester blue.
 
That forum is a cesspool. I mean RAWK may be bitter and delusional but at least the posters on there are for the most part coherent & intelligent. Bluemoon on the other hand is littered with a multitude of low quality posters.

The average age on that site surely can't be more than 16?

So in fairness, people who have seen what we (United) did, against people who rubbed the 'chirag' and a genie (Arab Oil makers) appeared. Keep it calm mate, we are shit, Ibra is leading our line, 35 year old git!!
 
A small victory for the City-destroying RAGenda. All thanks to our unrelenting solider, the utmost Toppest of Reds, Niall Quinn; the forefront of the unstoppable Ragspiracy. Club legend. Never a weekend goes by without Big Niall's name booming out from the Stretty.

Absolutely hates those Berties, does our Niall. Every time he's in the studio, he is incandescent at that lot. Boiling point. Thinks Pep is the mother of all gobshites. You can't shut him up about those empty blue seats and winning the oil cash lottery. Top performance at the weekend, going absolutely ballistic at Aguero live on air. Such scathing quotes such as "City are a little bit fortunate" and "I think he has caught him there". Devastating words. Unrelenting disgust. The FA were never going to ignore that. King Quinny. Red til he's dead.

That had me laughing very loudly after the first paragraph :lol: :lol: :lol:

Also, the Twitter war on Sinclair's tweet has some gold in it.
 
Yeah very creative. Actually quite hilarious:

Rooney - Shrek, Granny Shagger...and others
Fergie - Pisscan, Whiskeynose, GPC...and others
Bobby Charlton - Ticket Tout
Ronaldo - ******
Phil Jones - Duncan Edwards (I think)...and others
Ryan Giggs - Family Man
Martial - Whatsisname
Pogba - Carlton Palmer, Poogba
Fellaini - Elbows, A&E, Bog Brush
Schweinsteiger - Pigsticker (or something similar)
Ibrahimovic - Big Nose
Rashford - Gashford
Old Trafford - The Swamp, Unsold Trafford...and others

Just off the top of my head but there's more I'm sure. They're a funny, simple folk really.

:lol: :lol:

Fecking bang on.
 
An "Off the ball incident not seen by the referee".

Now I'm not a lawyer, but if this went to court, surely it would get thrown out on that point alone?

The incident was on the ball and was very clearly seen by the match official.

It's clear he's lied because he wants to avoid a media frenzy because it's Manchester United.

I thought this kind of shit was going to end when Fergie retired but I guess not.

Yes. An incident between Sergio Aguero and Winston Reid in a game between City and West Ham is 'Manchester United'.

But they're not obsessed with us and their little club doesn't revolve around its rivalry with us, honest guv.
 
The fecking court thing:

Having replayed the TV footage (several times), I believe it is impossible that Marriner didn't see it. Basically, he has lied to the FA to protect his own reputation. In a court of law that would amount to perjury. For the record, I wouldn't have objected if he had sent Kun off at the time - harsh but within the law for him to do so.

If it was a murder trial, I'd say there wasn't enough evidence to convict.
 
Finally some sense:

Had he seen the elbow he would have sent him off there and then. It's funny people criticising the ref now but the irony is he actually helped us by not reducing us down to ten with the score at 2-1 and 20 minutes left.
 
I still don't understand City.

Seen as "The local team" that Mancunians support, yet sponsored by Oil Wealth in the UAB.

If City were sponsored by something local that made billions maybe it's credible but off-shore oil money isn't really respectable, it'll take them atleast 100 years to become a club like United because of history.

They're weird as feck. I know City fans that will readily take the piss out of United spending money, United attendance etc.
 
How old with the nicknames:

1, referee wasn't clatterberk you thick rag twat.
2, bogbrush and Shrek would get numerous bans if refs had the balls to act on violent conduct and foul and abusive language.
3, do you really think we give a feck what some sad rag cnuts from Singapore, Ireland or the home counties thinks.
4, do us all a favour and feck off you snidey rag cnut.
 
Ibrahimovic should be dealt with nicely by the strength of Kompany and Kolarov and Stones

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I've only ever met one City fan at my last job. Constantly called Old Trafford the swamp, couldn't say a single good thing about United even when I occasionally praised City out of nothing more than to keep some sort of piece when discussing football. Nice enough guy otherwise but talking football with him was hell and full of bitterness.
 

Did nobody call him out on that? They're probably two of the quickest fullbacks in the league behind Bellerin and Walker. Valencia was clocked as the fastest player in the world at one point. :wenger:
 
Did nobody call him out on that? They're probably two of the quickest fullbacks in the league behind Bellerin and Walker. Valencia was clocked as the fastest player in the world at one point. :wenger:

2 posters did but it led to this:

feck them feck the players, feck the manager, feck the fans the stadium the road that leads to it the colours they wear, the crest, the songs the very existence of the ****s makes me feel sick

but most of all feck the fans, fecking ****s to a man not a single one I would like to call a friend
 
Even if it is an undercover RedCafé poster having a troll that post doesn't look out of place over at that shithole of a forum.
 
Did nobody call him out on that? They're probably two of the quickest fullbacks in the league behind Bellerin and Walker. Valencia was clocked as the fastest player in the world at one point. :wenger:


2 posters did but it led to this:


feck them feck the players, feck the manager, feck the fans the stadium the road that leads to it the colours they wear, the crest, the songs the very existence of the ****s makes me feel sick

but most of all feck the fans, fecking ****s to a man not a single one I would like to call a friend

I am sure they speak very highly of you too and will be heartbroken at the fact that you, a man of high moral character and grace won't be their friend :(