Good morning to all rag wankers and all rag lurkers on here. Today is pep day. PEP GUARDIOLA IS COMING TO TOWN!! Now I know you didn't really want him and that you think he'll bellyflop all over Manchester and that's fine I understand you're jealousy and envy. You can sign your neymars (snubbed) your ronaldos (again snubbed) your ramos (double snubbed) ...yes by all means sign the 35 year old ibrahimovic and act like you've just signed him in his prime, nothing wrong with trying to Polish a turd, nothing at all.
But today seeing pep at ickle old citeh, in the dug out at the emptyhad, the council house or any other name you bitter little pricks like to call it, seeing pep at city will smart like feck in Stretford and Trafford today big time. You will feel that massive lurch in your stomach. That's called bitterness. And we should know.
So enjoy seeing the bitters parade the best young manager in europe you rag softarses, be as bitter as you want.
Mwah xxxxx