Bluemoon goes into Meltdown

They could sign Jesus as their manager and sign the best player in the world in every position and would probably still struggle to fill a stadium. They're trying so hard to be relevant but it's nearly sad that no-one really even notices them. Most people don't even know Manchester has a second club yet. :lol:
 
RedPed said:
Ibrahimovic, Shrek, Pigsticker, Carrick, Tom Daley.

Have they entered a 5 a side team in an old codgers league? The core of their side will be fecked after 30 minutes...and the rest, (fatty shaw, mike smalling, Phil the face, meat pie, Valencia, Roe Hoe, Herrera, Schneiderlin) are just shite.

*edit Obviously I forgot about Bale, Neymar, Muller, Fake Ron 7, Pogba and every other **** they will sign.

To any lurking rags, feck OFF YOU PIG feckING SCUM.

Ooooh they really are pissed with us! :lol::lol::lol:
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Yeah cause Toure, Kompany, Navas, Silva, Sagna, Clichy, Otamendi, Kolorov, Zabaleta, Nasri and possibly Nolito is a young core.
 
Can't believe he made up all those terrible nicknames and left Schneiderlins name alone. SNIDErlin..it writes itself
 
Whats up with the constant complaining about the media? I am not English so I don't understand. Are they saying that the media covers United and ignore city purposely or is it that the media only covers positve united stories and city only get covered in a negative way?

Jesus! they dont even try to make the nicknames funny, its just bitterness. That kind of anger is definately bad for the heart.
 
The BlackGaijin said:
Whats up with the constant complaining about the media? I am not English so I don't understand. Are they saying that the media covers United and ignore city purposely or is it that the media only covers positve united stories and city only get covered in a negative way?

Jesus! they dont even try to make the nicknames funny, its just bitterness. That kind of anger is definately bad for the heart.
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They print what sells papers. As there are 10 times more United fans it is logical that they print stories they want to read. Positive for us and slagging off them.

Where are you in Japan?
 
The BlackGaijin said:
Whats up with the constant complaining about the media? I am not English so I don't understand. Are they saying that the media covers United and ignore city purposely or is it that the media only covers positve united stories and city only get covered in a negative way?

Jesus! they dont even try to make the nicknames funny, its just bitterness. That kind of anger is definately bad for the heart.
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United stories sell newspapers.

City fans use newspapers to keep themselves warm at night.
 
Bojan11 said:
Yeah cause Toure, Kompany, Navas, Silva, Sagna, Clichy, Otamendi, Kolorov, Zabaleta, Nasri and possibly Nolito is a young core.
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You're right, City have a group of players who are ageing and/or declining. About half of the names mentioned will be sold/loaned this summer and a couple more have one year left on contract so the matter's in hand.
 
Mentioning that core of our team is old is a beautiful irony when it comes from City fans.

Even better since most of our players are really young. And most of those old players won't be regular starters.
 
Gentleman Jim said:
You're right, City have a group of players who are ageing and/or declining. About half of the names mentioned will be sold/loaned this summer and a couple more have one year left on contract so the matter's in hand.
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Way to completely ignore the thread mark.
 
I wonder how old is that guy who went into trouble of inventing all those nicknames (Roe Hoe, I nearly fell of my chair with that one)
Around 56?
 
I lurk on this thread from time
to time and go to bluemoon but it's nowhere near as entertaining as rawk.

It's honestly a bit sad how angry and bitter they are about us. Jealously and jaded envy are powerful things. The whole "rag blah blah manure" stuff all seems like the stuff you'd see from pre-teens. And even when I was 10 I knew better. Surely it's tiring being infuriated all the time?

Any of you bluemooners read this - grow the feck up. Start writing some poetry, start praising your players to abnormal levels, start enjoying unrealistic expectations for the season coming, please! It will make it a lot easier to like your Arab-fuelled shitfest of a club ;)
 
theyneverlearn said:
United stories sell newspapers.

City fans use newspapers to keep themselves warm at night.
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It's pretty much down to ignorance. The media writes plenty of bad things about United as well. In LVG's first season the fact United had the most expensive team in the league and were playing poorly was mentioned quite a good few times, last season when City had the most expensive team and playing poorly I don't think I even saw it mentioned once.

The media are out to sell papers/generate clicks, the bigger a club the more stories they will write, good or bad. The fact that fans of other clubs don't really like United plays into the media's hands as well.
 
Ban said:
I wonder how old is that guy who went into trouble of inventing all those nicknames (Roe Hoe, I nearly fell of my chair with that one)
Around 56?
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There is some fool who is always bitching about PEG. I thought he meant Pep Guardiola, but it stands for Portuguese Eye Gouger (Mourinho).
The lengths they go to, to contrive some meaning to their pathetic lives is sad but hilarious.
 
On Giggs as a pundit
He was spewing shite on ITV last night at the Portugal game, no idea what he said had the sound turned off
 
GazTheLegend said:
I lurk on this thread from time
to time and go to bluemoon but it's nowhere near as entertaining as rawk.

It's honestly a bit sad how angry and bitter they are about us. Jealously and jaded envy are powerful things. The whole "rag blah blah manure" stuff all seems like the stuff you'd see from pre-teens. And even when I was 10 I knew better. Surely it's tiring being infuriated all the time?

Any of you bluemooners read this - grow the feck up. Start writing some poetry, start praising your players to abnormal levels, start enjoying unrealistic expectations for the season coming, please! It will make it a lot easier to like your Arab-fuelled shitfest of a club ;)
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You ruined a great post with a smilie. Please go back and delete it. Ending on that "...your Arab-fuelled shitfest of a club" was spot on.
I almost never venture onto Bluemoon precisely because there's less variation amongst posters than there is between shades of yellow on yellow cards. You think they'd be uplifted due to their recent years of success, but in fact they love most spouting resentment at being ignored, proving its true they prefered it when they lost all the time.
 
horsechoker said:
Is there a bluemoon equivalent of JohnnoWhite?
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ive been a rag since the 1780s. busboy and mangnall were way better than that feckin baconface. we won the euros in 68 but the real achievement was you guys beating us to the league that year. that win at wembley pales in comparison to your cwc a couple years later. us rags get such an easy ride from the feckin media. its unfair that the scummy rag press hate your great club
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My god he's crap. He calls himself a rag and fergie baconface. He needs to learn from Johnno.
 
TheTunnel68 said:
On Giggs as a pundit
He was spewing shite on ITV last night at the Portugal game, no idea what he said had the sound turned off
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That is literally embarrassing. Even for Bluemoon.

Is Nolito signing of the summer yet on there?
 
Looks like the poster has touched a few nerves over there. Their United thread looks like everyone is jumping out of the window after posting.
 
feck me they sign some **** who's past his sell by date and they copy the tevez poster.
How much did it hurt them when we put that poster up eh.
Wouldn't be so bad if the rag ****s actually played in Manchester, bet the irony is lost on Singapore's finest.
A **** playing for a team of ****s supported by ****s.
Enjoy Thursday nights at unsold Trafford ****.
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:lol::lol::lol:
 
Haha, that Welcome to Manchester banner really hurt them. If they think bragging about a 34 year old player we didn't even want is anyway comparable they are sadly mistaken. Welcome to Zlatan, hahha the fecking cockwombles.

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

I just love those City feckers !
 
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