Birds Aren't Real

the dawn chorus is most certainly real. living near some green spaces, its never been as loud as it is this year. sounds more and more like some demented orgy taking place whilst some woodpeckers and crows fight to the death every night / morning.
 
Explain this then

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Horse?
 
It's funny how you see so few dead birds. I've always thought that - there are thousands up in the sky over everyone, but how often do you see dead ones? By rights they should be all over the pavement.
 
It's funny how you see so few dead birds. I've always thought that - there are thousands up in the sky over everyone, but how often do you see dead ones? By rights they should be all over the pavement.

That’s an interesting thought.
 
It's funny how you see so few dead birds. I've always thought that - there are thousands up in the sky over everyone, but how often do you see dead ones? By rights they should be all over the pavement.

That's because they aren't real. Drones can't die.
 
It's funny how you see so few dead birds. I've always thought that - there are thousands up in the sky over everyone, but how often do you see dead ones? By rights they should be all over the pavement.
Because a lot get eaten, they don't tend to die on the wing and pavements are quite a low percentage of the land really I guess?
 
It's funny how you see so few dead birds. I've always thought that - there are thousands up in the sky over everyone, but how often do you see dead ones? By rights they should be all over the pavement.
You never see any bigfoot carcasses either: what does that tell you?

Someone is hiding them…
 
The gods of war didn't invent sniper rifles and black tip bullets for fox hunting.

That's what they want you to believe, JP, but those black tips are just reversed magnetized titanium so they'll never hit the bird-drones, whose internal skeletal structure is made of the same material.