Birds Aren't Real
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Ooh yeah I heard this from someone last year.
I don't think birds were ever real. Just look at @Mr Pigeon.
Explain this then
Either seagulls are real and pigeons fake or its the opposite.
Always suspected something was up. A gang of pigeons have been taking more than their fair share of the bird seed in the garden for a while now. At first I thought all birds are equal and as long as something is eating it and it’s not being wasted then fair enough, but quite frankly they’re taking the piss. Just what does America want with my ‘premium spring mix’?
Oh Larry Bird is fo real!
so my car is stained with made up bird shit?
It’s your neighbours
That's what the lockdowns were for. They needed to change the batteries in the birds.
They all thought i was crazy but i KNEW i found a wire in my KFC last month!!
Its always America
Where is @King Eric 7 when you need him?
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If birds aren't real how can our eyes be real?
Have you ever noticed how sometimes birds just appear from nowhere.
Sorry, not birds, “birds”.
Sorry, not birds, “birds”.
feck
that means he knows i'm shagging his wife
Explain this then
That's a chick, those birds don't fly.
At this stage we have to conclude that conspiracy theories are just elaborate trolling. Trying to see what’s the dumbest shit you can get large sections of society to believe in.
Fish are not real.
No, clouds are made of yoghurts and sometimes some fall on the ground. Just lick your car, it will taste like raisins.
So there aren't plenty more fish in the sea?
Maybe we are in WestWorld.
Of course birds are real you fecking morons.
Now batteries; there's zero evidence that batteries even work. Everyone knows that they're just filled with water and the battery cartel silence anyone who speaks out because they want to protect their massive profits.
Now batteries; there's zero evidence that batteries even work. Everyone knows that they're just filled with water and the battery cartel silence anyone who speaks out because they want to protect their massive profits.
Season One I hope.
be thankfull that i dont like raisins
because i convinced my wife to do it and she says it tastes like shit
bird shit
obama is not stupid, he prepared drones to shit real shit
Hopefully at some point someone will realise that the idiots will believe literally anything and perhaps this is dangerous.
does it hurt when the CIA inserts the battery in your arse? or are you already used to it, and even, wait in anticipation for that moment?
Can you ask her how she knows that, what kind of woman have you matrimonialize?
Marcos patented chicks pickup line:
"Did it hurt?"
"Did what hurt?"
"Did it hurt when the CIA inserted the battery in yer arse?"
It wasn't too bad until some bright spark in Langley decided it was more efficient to swap out the AAs we usually get for those ones you put in cars.
she has a very weird and kinky past
"I don't have a big arse, I'm big batteried."
as an ice braker never fails
oh
but they are more efficient, you have to give them that
I can't fly anymore.
If birds are real and are feelings are real can we trade our feelings for birds?
if birds were made of metal they wouldn’t die in a pool of pulped guts and feathers every time they made love.
what you call "make love" the birds call it "Rimaldo is raping me"
I saved a baby bird the other day. He fell out of his nest and I called the bird sanctuary to come rescue him.
The bird sanctuary folks are in on it. They're actually a death squad for any real birds that have thus far managed to avoid the cull.