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A scene from the kidnapping earlier today.

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I'm liking this taking pictures of SSN birds and posting them on the cafe thing Gaz just did. What time is Georgie Thompson on?!
 
Berba is at Carrington

Hollywood actor Andy Garcia has gone to Eastlands for talks.
 
The moment we have all been waiting for has come. Ferguson arrives at Carrington with his cargo, but will he be allowed to enter the training ground? On site reporters are believed to have witnessed a small group of Spurs fans, intent on carrying out Levy's last wishes, and keeping hold of their cash-money asset. Led by Glastonspur, the group of malicia was disbanded after Glastonspur was shot and killed, it is now believed he has no life.

After a brief firefight and a small explosion from the hi-jacked Harley Davidson, Fergie appeared to walk through flames with Berbatov holding on to his arm, and they both entered the training ground together. The two then began a small game of cuppies with a number of other United players, England were believed to have gone out first round.

We managed to get a quick interview with City manager Hughes, but 'Zomg!!!1111' was the only answer he gave us. The Kippax was at the center of the uproar with headless fans running around screaming 'Oh Noes'. It is believed the only thing stranger then these quotes, was the fact that all their fans were stick people with speech bubbles and their endless motion of moving from side to side.
 
How can our bid not have been accepted and Fergie be talking to Berbatov?

Either fergie isn't talking to Berbatov (which is quite possible, the reports of Berbatov being at Carrington are "unconfirmed") or Spurs has accepted a bid from us, as well as City.

If the latter is true, I'm guessing our bid was considerably lower than City's but that doesn't matter, so long as we agree personal terms.
 
I'm just laughing at the absurdity of the whole thing. We've all pretty much agreed that Berbatov is not worth 30m+. So if other clubs are crazy enough to offer that (City because they want to feel big, Madrid because they need to sign someone, anyone, after losing Robinho) and the player is interested then we should just hold our hands up and walk away.

There's no way on this earth that Berbatov is worth 30m+. The only question that United need to ask is if there were other targets we could have gone for. But really the only other player out there that is 100% United quality is Benzema. And if Berbatov is seen as being worth 30m+ then Benzema would cost twice that.
 
Has no one been banned yet? I'm pleasantly surprised! Half the things that have happened today probably sound like a wind up anyway. :lol:

This is a classic!!
 
1713: Fact time: Manchester United have been speaking to Dimitar Berbatov. Classic United, this. They'll agree terms, get him to sign a medical and then force Spurs to accept a lower bid for him as the clock ticks towards midnight. Allegedly.
 
Has it ever occured to City that players like David Villa have probably never even heard of them before? Europeans refer to us as 'Manchester'. They think we are the only club in the city worth bothering with.
 
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A scene from the kidnapping earlier today.

Every year. Last day of the transfer season, noods gets overexcited and starts publicising his bizarre sexual fantasies on the web.

I just posted a reply and it ended up above the post I was replying to......

We're all going to die!!!!!!!!!!

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Berbatov in talks at Carrington - but will heads roll if City capture United's top target?


Manchester United and Manchester City fans are in a total state of shock due to the amazing unfolding events at Eastlands. City, we are led to believe are about to be taken over by the mega rich Abu Dhabi United Group. Coming on the back of that news, the Blues look to have agreed a deal with Spurs over long term United target Dimitar Berbatov for a fee believed to over £30m.

However, despite the fact that City boss Mark Hughes has confirmed that City have had their cheeky bid accepted the player is in fact at Carrington in talks with Fergie.

If and it's a very big IF, Berbatov eventually decides to join City, it will leave United counting the cost of putting all of their transfer eggs into one basket on the search for a new striker.

Clearly if Berbatov doesn't sign for United and instead joins rivals City, questions will need to be answered as it will be hugely embarrassing for the likes of David Gill who is supposed handle transfers.

Ferguson in particular is likely to be livid with David Gill for allowing what will be described as a minor catastrophe for United. Having been crowned European and domestic champions it seems implausible that the Reds have been unable to make one significant signing as we heading into the final hours of the current window, especially given how quickly the Champions moved last summer in the transfer window.

Reports: MADRID on the verge of making £36milion bid for Berbatov.

QPR in £130m bid for Berbatov! :eek:


Shitty have now launched bids for David Villa and Gomes.

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The media having a field day with this. Somehow I think Fergie has already sorted out the negotiations with Spurs, and is now just finalizing the personal terms. Hughes' comments were strange as well, he's spending time talking to the press rather than to Dimitar.

Letting Saha go was probably the biggest spoiler of all. There's no way Fergie would be content with just Manucho and Campbell as his backup strikers. At least with Saha last season there was still a hope that he could get fit and play half a dozen games.

I could be wrong though but I think Fergie has got this wrapped up.
 
I'm just laughing at the absurdity of the whole thing. We've all pretty much agreed that Berbatov is not worth 30m+. So if other clubs are crazy enough to offer that (City because they want to feel big, Madrid because they need to sign someone, anyone, after losing Robinho) and the player is interested then we should just hold our hands up and walk away.

There's no way on this earth that Berbatov is worth 30m+. The only question that United need to ask is if there were other targets we could have gone for. But really the only other player out there that is 100% United quality is Benzema. And if Berbatov is seen as being worth 30m+ then Benzema would cost twice that.


Agree.But i feel we will give Spurs what they want.
 
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