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Setanta showed one of the rags with an article about Sir Alex being interested in Santa Cruz. Not sure which one it was though, anyway its probably and hopefully bollocks.

Why is it hopefully bollocks? He's cheaper, better in the air, a better finisher and much faster. Exactly what we need. I'd definitely take him over Berbatov for the prices quoted.
 
Why is it hopefully bollocks? He's cheaper, better in the air, a better finisher and much faster. Exactly what we need. I'd definitely take him over Berbatov for the prices quoted.

i would prefer berbatov as santa cruz just doesn't fit my naming convention well and i am fairly certain this is how fergie decides who to buy aswell.

rimitar rimatov> rimque rimta rimuz.
 
i would prefer berbatov as santa cruz just doesn't fit my naming convention well and i am fairly certain this is how fergie decides who to buy aswell.

rimitar rimatov> rimque rimta rimuz.

There's just no arguing against that, rimitar is much better than rimque or rimuz.
 
i would prefer berbatov as santa cruz just doesn't fit my naming convention well and i am fairly certain this is how fergie decides who to buy aswell.

rimitar rimatov> rimque rimta rimuz.

:lol:
 
There's just no arguing against that, rimitar is much better than rimque or rimuz.

:lol:

i am concerned about how perfect my argument was. i think a role in nato or on the un beckons.
 
Why is it hopefully bollocks? He's cheaper, better in the air, a better finisher and much faster. Exactly what we need. I'd definitely take him over Berbatov for the prices quoted.
Personally, I've wanted Berbatov here since last summer and have always seen him as someone who could really bring the best out of Rooney. Nothing against Santa Cruz who is obviously a very talented lad but it's just personal preference for me. Also while Cruz' injury record has been a lot more decent since he's been at Blackburn most of us know how much of a shocking time he had of it at Bayern, and thats the last thing we want. In general I see him as a better player for United, thats all. I'd be disappointed if we didn't get him now, and so would half of the caf it seems with all this funny Berbapun business.
 
Setanta showed one of the rags with an article about Sir Alex being interested in Santa Cruz. Not sure which one it was though, anyway its probably and hopefully bollocks.

Santa Cruz is obviously United's new target because they saw Fergie attend the Everton/Rovers match. (at least in their minds) :boring:
 
Personally, I've wanted Berbatov here since last summer and have always seen him as someone who could really bring the best out of Rooney. Nothing against Santa Cruz who is obviously a very talented lad but it's just personal preference for me. Also while Cruz' injury record has been a lot more decent since he's been at Blackburn most of us know how much of a shocking time he had of it at Bayern, and thats the last thing we want. In general I see him as a better player for United, thats all. I'd be disappointed if we didn't get him now, and so would half of the caf it seems with all this funny Berbapun business.
I agree, hopefully we will sign Berbatov next week.
 
caftards have more respect for players than that lesclaypool. les claypool. What a strange name. Is that like Les's pool of clay?

Or maybe he could be talking about a pool filled with clay and lesbians?
 
So do you guys think we will sign Berba tomorrow?

I'm sure we'll sign him at 14:45 on Tuesday. I've been in touch with some reliable ITK's and they're very certain the transfer will go through.

Make of it what you will.
 
Erm... yeah sure. Kind of like Berba being Dim but full of Tov enough to be seen as Imitar, if you catch my drift?
I'm confused. Why have you split Dimitar Berbatov's name up into small pieces? Please show respect to our footballers les' pool of clay. They may be slaves but they're our slaves.
I'm humbled.
 
I'm confused. Why have you split Dimitar Berbatov's name up into small pieces? Please show respect to our footballers les' pool of clay. They may be slaves but they're our slaves.
I'm humbled.

At the end of the day Red of Bahama, slaves are slaves. If they didn't read the blueprint at the end of the contract about the abuse of names on forums then I do not know why they bother to sign.
 
At the end of the day Red of Bahama, slaves are slaves. If they didn't read the blueprint at the end of the contract about the abuse of names on forums then I do not know why they bother to sign.
I know what you mean. Mikel got tied up with that and then rescinded his signature. I always believed the caf was to blame.
 
This is such a fecking shitty odd crap and shitty wank situation

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I typed all that in anger

Asudagi
 
I know what you mean. Mikel got tied up with that and then rescinded his signature. I always believed the caf was to blame.

He did not quite take to the whole "Obi Wan" thing unfortunately for him. He had a franchise waiting for him here, the lightsabers, the big cloak and his own spaceship. Look at him now, how can he call himself a Jedi Knight? YOU RUINED IT JOHN
 
This is such a fecking shitty odd crap and shitty wank situation

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UWGADUAKWDAWDUAGWDYGDAKLSGDJKGASDLGUWIUGAWDGIW***JF]
AIUwdghIAWUGFUIAWGFIAGWIFAWIGAIWUFWGFOAHIfiouH

I typed all that in anger

Asudagi

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He did not quite take to the whole "Obi Wan" thing unfortunately for him. He had a franchise waiting for him here, the lightsabers, the big cloak and his own spaceship. Look at him now, how can he call himself a Jedi Knight? YOU RUINED IT JOHN
Is there a clay called lesclay? That would make more sense. A pool of lesclay. I could live with that.
 
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