[Crackers]

OMG YES

 

[charlenefan]

When does the Addidas deal start?

 

[PvsNP]

How the feck did Woody pull this off

 

[predator]

Oh my cock

 

[Crackers]

Schweinsteiger. Schweinsteiger. Schweinsteiger

I just keep saying it.

 

[Señor]

This shirt is fecking special to me! It has had so many great players make their first appearance as United players in it!

 

[LS17]

Bastian fecking Schweinsteiger. I cannot wait for this season to start!

 

[Red-Man-Walking]

Surreal.

 

[MyOnlySolskjaer]

Fußballgott has arrived.

 

[Kant-ona]

When does the Addidas deal start?

1st August, I think.

 

[izec]

When does the Addidas deal start?

1st August

 

[Leg-End]

An absolute corker of a signing, can't wait for the season to get going now.

 

[PvsNP]

 

[DomesticTadpole]

If you photoshopped that head onto a man in a suit sitting on a bench feeding the pigeons I'd have absolutely no trouble believing he was in his late 50s.

That's you off his Christmas card list.

 

[suheilsworld]

It's so surreal!! Seeing that orgasmic name on the back of our shirt!! BASTIAN SCHWEINSTEIGER!!! Still fecking can't believe it!! Welcome to United Basti!!

 

[pseudo_canadian]

 

[YzWayne]

Welcome Bastian Fecking Schweinsteger!

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Bastian fecking Schweinsteiger. I cannot wait for this season to start!

I wonder if someone will be brave enough to have that put on one of the new football shirts?

 

[Kill 'em all]

Bastianfeckingsteiger.

 

[Shark]

Oh my God, this is unreal.

 

[Mockney]

I can see his nipples.

 

[Roopea]

I wonder if someone will be brave enough to have that put on one of the new football shirts?

Would probably need to re-mortgage the house as you will end up paying by the letter!

 

[Dans]

Halli, Hallo,

Schön das du da bist,

Halli, Hallo,

Wir freuen uns ja so.

 

[pseudo_canadian]

Bastian fecking Schweinsteiger is a Manchester United player.

Unreal.

 

[Mali_Zeus]

"Manchester United is the only club that I would have left Munich for."

 

[ottosec]

Still can't believe it! Bastian fecking Schweinsteiger!

 

[rotherham_red]

Schwein fecking steiger

 

[van Persie]

Crazy! Welcome!!

 

[Moby]

This still feels like I did it in a FM save. Bloody hell.

 

[Ole's_toe_poke]

This is so weird. Like the time we signed Van Persie from Arsenal. It seems a bit unreal.

 

[Redlambs]

Very happy with that.

 

[VanGaalEra]

Confirmed 15 mins apart

 

[Classical Mechanic]

"Manchester United is the only club that I would have left Munich for."

So a world class player only wanted to leave the club of his life for Manchester United.

I don't feel these are empty words either. We were able to sign him completely unopposed.

 

[Jazz]

"Manchester United is the only club that I would have left Munich for."

 

[Red Shorts]

Did anyone in their right mind ever imagine seeing the image of Bastian Fecking Schweinsteiger playing at OT in a United shirt? Surely this is a dream?

 

[Angelinho]

Wow, it's actually happened. After all the players and agents who regularly namedrop us to earn themselves a new contract, it's easy to become very sceptical when big name players are linked to us.

We have actually signed Bastian Schweinsteiger!

 

[Hojoon]

Bastian fecking Schweinsteiger.

 

[Man of Steel]

I'm drinking Spumante of Asti, now we have signed fecking Basti !!!

 

[Kant-ona]

We really should continue that Bavarian tradition to call him Fußballgott in Old Trafford also.

 

[Rado_N]

They won't care, they know the terms of contract. Nobody will be buying a Schweinsteiger Nike shirt.

I wasn't serious!