Banana-gate | Bananchester United

He ate a banana. Hyyypeee. You know what? I am going to dub it bananagate, create a topic and kevin on the caf is going to be shellshocked it has gathered 30 replies within a minute full of others feeling funny. /Haaaayyyppuuu

Kids nowadays.
 
What was written on the banana?
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He ate a banana. Hyyypeee. You know what? I am going to dub it bananagate, create a topic and kevin on the caf is going to be shellshocked it has gathered 30 replies within a minute full of others feeling funny. /Haaaayyyppuuu

Kids nowadays.

WTF is that. :lol:
 
Not sure why the BT interviewer is asking the players and Jose what the banana incident was about. Are they stupid?
 
Watch him get sacked now after if turns out he had £50 on it.
 
I'm confused why people are making a thing out of this. Tennis players eat bananas all the time for energy, there's nothing unusual about it.
 
Sad to see the game go back to the bad old days, with bananas being thrown onto the pitch.
Have a feeling Smalling thought that's what the inteviewer was taking about too going by his expression a..Cringed he asked him about it
 
I'm confused why people are making a thing out of this. Tennis players eat bananas all the time for energy, there's nothing unusual about it.

I think the way it all panned out was mildly amusing. The last half an hour was comical as hell on the sidelines. Rashford was coming on with 30 minutes to play, then Young was getting ready, then someone realised that two subs had already been made so both couldn't come on, then Rashford went to sit down, then Jose wanted Rashford on rather than Young so they switched places, then Mata scored, then there was all sorts of panic on the bench and Jose told both to wait, then Jose went to talk to a fan for some reason (or was it a doctor?), then bananas were thrown on the pitch, then it seemed like Jones who had been on for 10 minutes and barely moved a muscle needed an inhaler, then Jose started peeling a banana, then he gave the banana to Young who was stood there in the full kit, then Young handed the banana over to Rojo who swallowed it in a jiffy, then Jose started peeling another banana which looked like it was meant for Mata but no one knows if he actually received the banana, then Jose realised added time was approaching and he was yet to make his third sub, then Rashford was told to get ready, then he was told to hold on because there were still 3 minutes left of added time, then with 1.5 minutes left there was a perfect opportunity to bring on the sub but Jose didn't realise how many minutes were left, then he asked the 4th official how many minutes were left but by the time the official answered the ball was back in play again, then Jose told the official to make the sub at the next possible opportunity, then Fellaini gave away a daft foul at the edge of the box, then Jose was in the official's face telling him to delay the sub in case of extra time, then Romero made a heroic save, then the ref blew the final whistle and it went completely unnoticed that Jose failed to make the sub he was trying to make for well over 30 minutes.

You can't come here and tell me this is usual procedure in tennis. No fecking way.
 
He ate a banana. Hyyypeee. You know what? I am going to dub it bananagate, create a topic and kevin on the caf is going to be shellshocked it has gathered 30 replies within a minute full of others feeling funny. /Haaaayyyppuuu

Kids nowadays.
haha great post
 
I think the way it all panned out was mildly amusing. The last half an hour was comical as hell on the sidelines. Rashford was coming on with 30 minutes to play, then Young was getting ready, then someone realised that two subs had already been made so both couldn't come on, then Rashford went to sit down, then Jose wanted Rashford on rather than Young so they switched places, then Mata scored, then there was all sorts of panic on the bench and Jose told both to wait, then Jose went to talk to a fan for some reason (or was it a doctor?), then bananas were thrown on the pitch, then it seemed like Jones who had been on for 10 minutes and barely moved a muscle needed an inhaler, then Jose started peeling a banana, then he gave the banana to Young who was stood there in the full kit, then Young handed the banana over to Rojo who swallowed it in a jiffy, then Jose started peeling another banana which looked like it was meant for Mata but no one knows if he actually received the banana, then Jose realised added time was approaching and he was yet to make his third sub, then Rashford was told to get ready, then he was told to hold on because there were still 3 minutes left of added time, then with 1.5 minutes left there was a perfect opportunity to bring on the sub but Jose didn't realise how many minutes were left, then he asked the 4th official how many minutes were left but by the time the official answered the ball was back in play again, then Jose told the official to make the sub at the next possible opportunity, then Fellaini gave away a daft foul at the edge of the box, then Jose was in the official's face telling him to delay the sub in case of extra time, then Romero made a heroic save, then the ref blew the final whistle and it went completely unnoticed that Jose failed to make the sub he was trying to make for well over 30 minutes.

You can't come here and tell me this is usual procedure in tennis. No fecking way.
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I think the way it all panned out was mildly amusing. The last half an hour was comical as hell on the sidelines. Rashford was coming on with 30 minutes to play, then Young was getting ready, then someone realised that two subs had already been made so both couldn't come on, then Rashford went to sit down, then Jose wanted Rashford on rather than Young so they switched places, then Mata scored, then there was all sorts of panic on the bench and Jose told both to wait, then Jose went to talk to a fan for some reason (or was it a doctor?), then bananas were thrown on the pitch, then it seemed like Jones who had been on for 10 minutes and barely moved a muscle needed an inhaler, then Jose started peeling a banana, then he gave the banana to Young who was stood there in the full kit, then Young handed the banana over to Rojo who swallowed it in a jiffy, then Jose started peeling another banana which looked like it was meant for Mata but no one knows if he actually received the banana, then Jose realised added time was approaching and he was yet to make his third sub, then Rashford was told to get ready, then he was told to hold on because there were still 3 minutes left of added time, then with 1.5 minutes left there was a perfect opportunity to bring on the sub but Jose didn't realise how many minutes were left, then he asked the 4th official how many minutes were left but by the time the official answered the ball was back in play again, then Jose told the official to make the sub at the next possible opportunity, then Fellaini gave away a daft foul at the edge of the box, then Jose was in the official's face telling him to delay the sub in case of extra time, then Romero made a heroic save, then the ref blew the final whistle and it went completely unnoticed that Jose failed to make the sub he was trying to make for well over 30 minutes.

You can't come here and tell me this is usual procedure in tennis. No fecking way.

:lol: How do you remember all this?
 
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Fyffes bananas are now the official banana of Manchester United.
 
I think the way it all panned out was mildly amusing. The last half an hour was comical as hell on the sidelines. Rashford was coming on with 30 minutes to play, then Young was getting ready, then someone realised that two subs had already been made so both couldn't come on, then Rashford went to sit down, then Jose wanted Rashford on rather than Young so they switched places, then Mata scored, then there was all sorts of panic on the bench and Jose told both to wait, then Jose went to talk to a fan for some reason (or was it a doctor?), then bananas were thrown on the pitch, then it seemed like Jones who had been on for 10 minutes and barely moved a muscle needed an inhaler, then Jose started peeling a banana, then he gave the banana to Young who was stood there in the full kit, then Young handed the banana over to Rojo who swallowed it in a jiffy, then Jose started peeling another banana which looked like it was meant for Mata but no one knows if he actually received the banana, then Jose realised added time was approaching and he was yet to make his third sub, then Rashford was told to get ready, then he was told to hold on because there were still 3 minutes left of added time, then with 1.5 minutes left there was a perfect opportunity to bring on the sub but Jose didn't realise how many minutes were left, then he asked the 4th official how many minutes were left but by the time the official answered the ball was back in play again, then Jose told the official to make the sub at the next possible opportunity, then Fellaini gave away a daft foul at the edge of the box, then Jose was in the official's face telling him to delay the sub in case of extra time, then Romero made a heroic save, then the ref blew the final whistle and it went completely unnoticed that Jose failed to make the sub he was trying to make for well over 30 minutes.

You can't come here and tell me this is usual procedure in tennis. No fecking way.
Worth mentioning that the Stretty noticed none of this and was loving the Fellaini show.