Atleast they entertained us one way or the other tonight.
Phil Jones needed an inhaler as well?
Phil Jones needed an inhaler as well?
Banana-gate | Bananchester United
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What was written on the banana?
At least it's better than burnt toast.
Oh look three days after we sign an official banana sponsorship Rojo is desperately in need of one on the pitch.
Wonder how much Woodwood got for that?
Wonder how much Woodwood got for that?
All we need now is for some scouse chav to whip out a purple dildo.
Did Rojo skip a meal?
Reminded me of Rio and his jaffa cake.
Was it with the United Fruit Company?
Happened a few years ago with Rio. He was eating Jaffa cakes though.
Last time I saw Ashley Young running around with a banana in his hand it was on webcam
Chicorita.
Rio's was after 9 months out. What's Rojo's excuse 
That was great! Was his first match back after his ban though.
Was it to get the taste of birdshit out of his mouth?
Two girls one cup finally gets its sequel.
Whose going to let loose with some Minion pics
I now want to make banana bread.
Maybe it's because of the burnt toast that he needs some mid match banana
Why would a professional athlete need an inhaler during a football match? Anyone know why? Is it a health issue? Is that even allowed? Considering some athletes don't even take calpol.
Sad to see the game go back to the bad old days, with bananas being thrown onto the pitch.
Wild punt here: Asthma?
Asthma I would expect.
I mean, it’s one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?
I mean it is a Russian team in town tonight
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Seen a reverse of that on twitter. Absolutely disgusting the way he vomits out a full banana.
Actually good chances than banana was a "present" from Rostov's fans to Young. There were some banana-related issues with Rostov earlier in the year and perhaps some fine from UEFA, so that might be a sort of humorous retaliation by Rostov fans.
Lucile is SO underrated.
We found our reason why Rojo is now superhuman. He's a terrible footballer ... UNTIL ... Jose arrived and gave him a banana. Like Banana-man.
He probably picked it up in training.
This is Phil Jones you are talking about.
He probably injured his lungs while taking a breath.
So those guys in the crowd who threw bananas at the players were trying to help them fight off cramps?
If you noticed, he needed the energy for hoofing the ball tonightRio's was after 9 months out. What's Rojo's excuse
I don't remember if it was as a United player, but I've seen Josh King use an inhaler during matches before as well.
Highlight of the game