Finding out that scousers have more likes than me is very underwhelming... Either I am a really shitty poster or the scouts like a little turmoil on the forumsDon't think there has ever been a newbie I'd want to see go as quick as he came as @Megadrive Man (not to be confused with @Lord Megadrive)
5 likes is where the road ends for you buddy
Ban Party | Its time***to say goodbye.
- Thread starter SirAnderson
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Sorry bud, hopefully a scout will give you a pity like for popping in the party thread.
Keep posting though, think it took me about a year before I got my 10 likes.
Can we let them post only in here?
You know, the round up before the ban kinda stuff?
You know, the round up before the ban kinda stuff?
Since I was a lurker for over 10 years, I'm content with being able to respond without approval and 5 posts a day is enough for me. The only thing left i desire is to be able to reply in match threads but it's not a biggie. I tend to enjoy games more when I'm not simultaneously on the café except when we're good and people are positive, that's why I've been watching the game on my phone recently.
I'm only new but surely this thread is tongue-in-cheek?
Was almost gonna ask if there's any precedent of such banning parties on here when they've won in the past, till I remembered ... The internet really wasn't born!
Is this really going to happen? Are we banning all known Scouse accounts?
That’s petty. Must be said.
Some might say racist even - Are we pulling down all known statues of Scousers as well?
That’s petty. Must be said.
Some might say racist even - Are we pulling down all known statues of Scousers as well?
I'm only new but surely this thread is tongue-in-cheek?
Was almost gonna ask if there's any precedent of such banning parties on here when they've won in the past, till I remembered ... The internet really wasn't born!
Sympathizers get banned too.
Are you a scouse sympathizer? Are you? Are you? ARE YOU?
It's a 100% true, the order of the righteous purge came straight from @Niall himself, if I remember correctly.Is this really going to happen? Are we banning all known Scouse accounts?
That’s petty. Must be said.
Some might say racist even - Are we pulling down all known statues of Scousers as well?
I'm perfectly happy being petty with no scousers around.
Execute order 66
So you want some of them to escape? We have sympathizer here!! We have sympathizer here!!!
Here's how BBC Manchester broke the news the last time they won the title:
♫Oh, ye scousers have won the league a-bastard-gain
With a hey nonny nonny ho
What a bunch of jammy cnuts
A nonny-ho a nonny-ho
F*ck this for a game of soldiers
And so on♫
2 stellar postsFor those of us who were too young to remember the last time they won a league title- or weren't even alive for it - here's a taste of what the world was like when Liverpool last won the league title.
Liverpool captain Jordan Henderson was born
The Berlin Wall came down
Seven other clubs won the league title. Even Leicester.
The Premier League happened
Donald Trump went from filing for bankruptcy in 1991 to becoming President of the United States
Croatia was born, and their footballers reached a World Cup final
The Schmeichels
Timothy Dalton is no longer James Bond (who the feck?)
F.R.I.E.N.D.S became a thing, then stopped
And finally... Manchester United won 13 league titles
Good thread @SirAndersonI concur. Or maybe just limit his posting to the NFL thread.
Can we agree to keep him but change his name?I say we ban them all until we get the 21st.
He's got the forbidden letters in his username, to the guillotine!
Ban this guy
Some of our resident scousers will survive the cull.
Appeals to join that select few can be put forth in this thread...
Appeals to join that select few can be put forth in this thread...
I aim to please!
To date, it has only been RobinLFC and Klopper that some, including myself have appealed for.
But honestly, what's the criteria?
Hopefully not years on the cafe, as some of those are insufferable
By the way, who is resident nicest bloke/lass on the cafe, reckon if they say x or y should go, then that's it!
Can't argue with the nicest person known to Cafe.
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Please spare me... oh please
Will there be a specific time and date announced for the mass execution once the league is won? Any last words? A final meal?
I only ask so that I can book the day off work and stock up on bubbly and butterkist.
I only ask so that I can book the day off work and stock up on bubbly and butterkist.
If he also makes a thread, admitting that Scholes was better than Gerrard, we might have a deal.
I can't understand how anybody wants to stay reasonable here. Just ban them all. No questions asked. Unban only when they are sh*t again.
I know banning seems like the sensible choice. However ignoring them might be more effective. Imagine them all writing here and not getting response from anyone. I tried it a few years back with a classmate who is a scouser. Worked perfectly.
Do I need to appeal since I'm on the list of the condemned?
God, I hope nobody's considering posting a 'Congratulations, Liverpool' thread. There's a time and a place for being sportingly magnanimous and, in this instance, the time is 79AD and the place Pompeii.
The bans are like for a couple of weeks, right? So they can celebrate with their scouse kin and brethren in their scousy forums. Am I correct?
Cull them all, and censor any of the words: liverpool, champions, la
No no, you've been taken off dear RT. But do tell your wife she can't look at your screen anymore when you typing on the Cafe!
What if said survivors start mentioning/boasting about their trophy win? Will they get banned as well? Please say yes.
You’re as well off banning them all because you know there would be thread after thread wumming in the football forum so better to be proactive..
Whoever does should get a temporary ban based on insanity.
I have to say, and it might be a complete different Klopper76, but i saw him on another Liverpool forum gloat at how we were "melting down over at the cafe!!" after a defeat a while back.
Not a problem, the wifi signal in my cellar is TRAGIC. She'll never see anything.
Ban them allIf City lose or draw tonight, Liverpool win the league. I want to get my pre-ban party going so long.
Is the a specific date set for the banning of some Liverpool fans on here?
More importantly, name the ones you feel are more deserving of a ban!
Maybe highlight some of their "greatest" posts you've had the "pleasure" of reading.
If there is a Liverpool fan you actually think should survive the ban, who would you pick?
A list of Scousers:
@B20
@Dumbstar
@Klopper76
@RobinLFC
@Speedy30
@Finn MacCool
@Liver_bird
@Cheech Wizard
@TheLiverBird
@redman5
@Mettaur
@Ben Hill
@DoubleDinhos
@TGK
@njred
@PickledRed
@Rob
@MysticRed
@Gina11
@TheOx
@Halds
@Iceicebaby
@vkd
@DAK222
@friedeggden
@veteranMortal
@The Clinch
@Wulfric
@BillyJoel
@Newstar
@Swarlos
@Bill Beaumont
@Boitol
@Saffa_Koppite
@BusterGonads
@whitworth
@rjnd
@mwake
@Wooly Red
@KarlHeinzRiedle13
@Šjor Bepo
@Dipper
@CognitiveNeuro
Someone via his wife.
Please forward any closet scousers you may know of or ones that I definitely have missed.