Ban Party | Its time***to say goodbye.

The fierce rivalry that existed between our clubs is a distant memory, folks, replaced by peace and love and mutual masturbation admiration.

The new New Testament says it best:

"Thou shalt love thy dipper with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and thy mind, la."

Personally, I think that's a load of bollox, but whatever floats your boat I guess.
 
Turn all of them back into Newbies. Then, for every cup they win, add 10 posts to the promotion requirements. Can’t be fairer than that.
Just so that they can't accuse Mods of being unfair they should get exemption on those 10 posts for every United's PL and CL wins going forward .
 
Just so that they can't accuse Mods of being unfair they should get exemption on those 10 posts for every United's PL and CL wins going forward .
Fair and square. Wait... a square is a quadrilateral. Can’t be having that with all the quad talk going on. Fair and... unilateral?
 
Ban the ban

Personally prefer having oppo supporters (including Pool/City) on the Caf ….good for banter and venting.

The Caf would be the poorer, daresay fecking boring without them.
 
Don’t have a problem banning all the non-United users. These are tough times and personally, if Liverpool win 21… it would be tragic to have to read posts by Liverpool fans in a United forum. Especially when they’re being pedantic. Feck that.
 
Just so that they can't accuse Mods of being unfair they should get exemption on those 10 posts for every United's PL and CL wins going forward .


I'm sure the mods can handle being called unfair. Apart from GB, he's very delicate. He cries for days if he has to ban someone.
 
Ban the ban

Personally prefer having oppo supporters (including Pool/City) on the Caf ….good for banter and venting.

The Caf would be the poorer, daresay fecking boring without them.
I can see the argument… but can you ensure which ones won’t gloat? Enough of those around us in society… having to deal with them on the Caf would be… difficult.
 
Oh with pleasure, there are few who stand out clear enough, some of them have been rubbing their survival in our faces together with gloating every chance they get.

Even the decent ones, though I don't Liverpool fans and decent ever should go together

Dumbstar
njred
Liver_bird
Rob
Speedy30
Dipper
PickledRed
Klopper76

There are probably a few I missed, not like they even disguise themselves, it's an era of open defiance and gloatiness.

Newbies are plenty as well.
Pickledred should definitely go.
 
Tbh I find the constant self-pitying by United fans regarding anything related to opposition more annoying. You will hardly find another forum constantly praising rival managers and players.
Having said that a small number of Scousers are OK, the rest however should be banned.
 
I can see the argument… but can you ensure which ones won’t gloat? Enough of those around us in society… having to deal with them on the Caf would be… difficult.
Yep gloaters can be a pain in the arse, but I’d like to think better times are ahead for Utd …it would be great to turn the tables.

Worse case scenario, folk can use the ignore option.
 
Yep gloaters can be a pain in the arse, but I’d like to think better times are ahead for Utd …it would be great to turn the tables.

Worse case scenario, folk can use the ignore option.
I'm an optimist like you... but I am not optimistic about anything yet. I'll wait for the summer and the dealings. Till then... I'd rather isolate than insulate.
 
I would be in favour of a ban only if they achieved the Quad. If they want to stay with the Caf, they should at least be banned from bringing it up. Any reference to the Quad should result in a perma ban. Otherwise leave them be.....unless they do indeed become unbearable.

I think that is fair and proper.
 
Every other poster on here is a Liverpool fan asking us to appreciate them ffs.. get rid, it’s a United forum.. we’re going through hard times as fans.. we don’t need scousers rubbing salt in while it happens

This is meant to be a safe haven isn’t it and it’s full of the feckers
 
I like that this forum welcomes fans of other clubs and the admin don't behave like the hateful mob on RAWK. But with that said if any rival fans are on the wind up it probably isn't wise to tolerate it. Emotions and tempers are running high at the moment among United fans for obvious reasons and we could do without fuel being added to the fire unnecessarily
 
Look, i am against banning in general but posts like this i don't want to see on this forum from Pool fans. This is gloating as it goes

Oh man, the hope in here was doused too quickly. I was enjoying the glint in everyone's eyes. :angel:
 
If City lose or draw tonight, Liverpool win the league. I want to get my pre-ban party going so long.

Is the a specific date set for the banning of some Liverpool fans on here?

More importantly, name the ones you feel are more deserving of a ban! :D
Maybe highlight some of their "greatest" posts you've had the "pleasure" of reading.

If there is a Liverpool fan you actually think should survive the ban, who would you pick?

A list of Scousers:

@B20
@Dumbstar
@Klopper76
@RobinLFC
@Speedy30
@Finn MacCool
@Liver_bird
@Cheech Wizard
@TheLiverBird
@redman5
@Mettaur
@Ben Hill
@DoubleDinhos
@TGK
@njred
@PickledRed
@Rob
@MysticRed
@Gina11
@TheOx
@Halds
@Iceicebaby
@vkd
@DAK222
@friedeggden
@veteranMortal
@The Clinch
@Wulfric
@BillyJoel
@Newstar
@Swarlos
@Bill Beaumont
@Boitol
@Saffa_Koppite
@BusterGonads
@whitworth
@rjnd
@mwake
@Wooly Red
@KarlHeinzRiedle13
@Šjor Bepo
@Dipper
@CognitiveNeuro
@SharpshooterTom

Someone via his wife.
Please forward any closet scousers you may know of or ones that I definitely have missed.
Christ you must have been bored
 
This is meant to be a safe haven isn’t it and it’s full of the feckers
Worst part is they're constantly praising City, too. It's petty but this is the one place we should be able to get away from the lovefest
 
That means we banning at least half the current forum. :lol:
Maybe specify 'real' City fans. I personally consider myself a most plastic of plastic City fans until next Sunday evening.
 
The praise from the Redcafe for these feckers is fecking worse, ban them.