Aussie Rules is for Gayers

I see there's a new film out about Australia. I heard that is been given a porn classification due to the amount of cnuts in & around it :D

It's true.

We did have a load of you feckers come over during the famine.
 
It's true.

We did have a load of you feckers come over during the famine.

Whatya mean "We" :lol: The White man hasnt lived there for too long mate :p

Sure the only true Aussie's are the Abbo's ;)

You're the POMS mate - not English folk living in England :);):)

I heard a load of your boys want to jack in Aussie Rules, move to Ireland & take up Gaelic Football. They say they'd much prefer to play with men than a bunch of "Sheila's" :D
 
I'm about as white as Phil Lynott to be fair.

And I hear there's yet another fleet of Irish lads wanting to come over here and play a sport where they can lay a proper tackle without a diplomatic incident.

The 'gaylic' ain't no accident, this is clear.
 
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I'm about as white as Phil Lynott to be fair.

And I hear there's yet another fleet of Irish lads wanting to come over here and play a sport where they can lay a proper tackle without a diplomatic incident.

The 'gaylic' ain't no accident, this is clear.

Yeah like the tackles you made to prevent us beating you in the International Series...... oh wait :smirk:
 
Aussie Pussies or Scaredy Cats?

Boylan: Swine 'flu fears behind Aussies' decision


Sean Boylan has suggested that the swine 'flu pandemic may have been behind the AFL's shock decision to pull out of this year's International Rules series.

The official line from the Australians is that they can't afford to send a squad to Ireland due to the economic downturn, but the Ireland manager thinks there is more to it than that.


"To say it was just monetary, I would find it hard to accept," a sceptical Boylan said.

"There may have been other things. One of the things that crossed my mind was, was there a certain fear of travelling so far on account of the swine 'flu and so on?"

The former Meath boss said the news had come as a massive disappointment to both the Irish management and players.

"It's a huge thing," he insisted.

"When Ireland played Australia last year, 17 counties were represented.

"The way the championship has gone this year, people like Leighton Glynn are household names - but he made his name in a big way playing against Australia.

"It's a massive disappointment for the players because at the end of the playing season they really look forward to it."

http://www.hoganstand.com/ArticleForm.aspx?ID=115736
 
Boylan: Swine 'flu fears behind Aussies' decision


Sean Boylan has suggested that the swine 'flu pandemic may have been behind the AFL's shock decision to pull out of this year's International Rules series.

The official line from the Australians is that they can't afford to send a squad to Ireland due to the economic downturn, but the Ireland manager thinks there is more to it than that.


"To say it was just monetary, I would find it hard to accept," a sceptical Boylan said.

"There may have been other things. One of the things that crossed my mind was, was there a certain fear of travelling so far on account of the swine 'flu and so on?"

The former Meath boss said the news had come as a massive disappointment to both the Irish management and players.

"It's a huge thing," he insisted.

"When Ireland played Australia last year, 17 counties were represented.

"The way the championship has gone this year, people like Leighton Glynn are household names - but he made his name in a big way playing against Australia.

"It's a massive disappointment for the players because at the end of the playing season they really look forward to it."

http://www.hoganstand.com/ArticleForm.aspx?ID=115736


I don't see how the AFL is lacking in funds considering they don't pay for teams to play internationally like the ARL do.
 


Quite possibly the gayest man on earth.

Although he does have one thing over his gaylic football playing countrymen; he at least knows how to handle a tackle. :smirk:
 
Who says Aussie Rules is played by hardmen?! Wanna see the big dirty dive by Hawthorns forward Lance Franklin at the last kick of the game. Terrible. Its been in Gaelic football for a good few years now too - ever since Pat Spillane started lacing his boots!
 
Ben Cousins.

Where to start with this guy?

I guess, an apt description is he's probably the Christiano Ronaldo of the AFL. He's got the looks, the talent, the drive (on the field) and the bit of bollox that comes with attitude. He runs his guts out all game, gets some unbelievable mileage into those legs. He's supremely skillful and takes the games by the bollox and batters them into submission.

When he plays, you watch. Then you realise you want to be him.



Unfortunately for him he was made an example of by the AFL after his party life-style and drug taking came to the fore. He's been out of the game now for a year and a bit.


:lol: @ the first few seconds of that video.

You might not have intended this post to support the premise in the OP but that's exactly what it did.
 
As a Swans fan I am obliged to hate Ben Cousins and agree that he appears to be quite gay in the little tussle with McVeigh.
 
I went to see my forst game a couple of weeks ago. The Swans thrashed woever they were playing (I forget) and it was so dull I spent most of my time posting on here from my iPhone. The game seems virtually tacticless. "Kick it to someone in space" seems to be the only tactic. And the "nearly" posts amuse me.
 
I went to see my forst game a couple of weeks ago. The Swans thrashed woever they were playing (I forget) and it was so dull I spent most of my time posting on here from my iPhone. The game seems virtually tacticless. "Kick it to someone in space" seems to be the only tactic. And the "nearly" posts amuse me.

Yeah that bits strange alright..

I used to watch alot of Aussie Rules growing up & I still do now & again, but that prick Ricky Nixon etc really burned the game as a spectacle in this Country by poaching our young players..

I'd say alot of young County or club players are probably regrettin not giving it a go now tho, since many of these lads are struggling to find work & are imigrating by the truck loads!
 
Really don't understand this sport. I thought it'd take time to get used to like the NFL, but it's just plain prancing around, fumbling the ball and rushing after it like it's some kind of playground kickabout.