Ashley Young is a villain

[Dirty Schwein]

 

[amolbhatia50k]

Trying to work out a way to make a reference to a bird shitting in his mouth into the story, but failed.

This is a hard one to swallow

 

[OnlyTwoDaSilvas]

I’m still convinced that shit lands behind him and that’s just carragher level gob in his mouth.

hope he has a good year at villa

I'm sure I've seen a super-slow-mo of this gif which seems to indicate that the above is true.

This is still funny though:

“No, it didn’t happen! I’ve said this for god knows how long but it got to a point where I was like ‘I need to do an interview to say it didn’t happen’ but I just couldn’t be bothered.

“It had gone viral and is still going viral I think now and even my wife and kids turn round and say, ‘Yeah but the bird pooed in your mouth’,"

 

[Skills]

He was the best player in O'Neil's Villa team which made a half decent challenge for top 4.

 

[Oranges038]

Clearly you're not up on the whole white text thing

Ah feck.. Totally missed it.

Must pay more attention.

 

[Withnail]

I'm sure I've seen a super-slow-mo of this gif which seems to indicate that the above is true.

This is still funny though:

Even his wife and kids

 

[FujiVice]

Just scored a blinder. 37 and still going, fair play.

 

[Red the Bear]

I really really liked him when he was here and I have no idea why, is a decent chap me thinks.

 

[harms]

Just scored a blinder. 37 and still going, fair play.

This is not a performance thread.