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DT (if he hadn't already) has lost the plot.

His comment on Miki last time out "amazing what he can do when you let him cross the halfway line" is one of the dumbest statements I've ever heard on AFTV.
Thats not the worst part. The smuggest of it all was DT Thanking mou for trading alexis with HMikhi. Lol
 
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"French. Darren. Bent."
"All man's got is a goatee"
"We can break it down like Degenration X"
"He knew man stood no chance. No chance like Vince McMahon, blud"
"I was gone faster than Jacques Santini"
"Spurrnabeu"

24 karat gold.
 
Harry Class-A. Haha! Love that Troopz brought along the Spurs version of himself. Blood, fam.

"HE GOT TOUCHED BLOOD. TOUCHED. JIMMY SAVILE BLOOD!"
 
Those two should have their own show. I've always liked Troopz but that guy is something else.
 
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"French. Darren. Bent."
"All man's got is a goatee"
"We can break it down like Degenration X"
"He knew man stood no chance. No chance like Vince McMahon, blud"
"I was gone faster than Jacques Santini"
"Spurrnabeu"

24 karat gold.
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He was ace, shame he probably only get on again if Spurs beat Arsenal
 
The transition he makes when Robbie asks him if they'll win a trophy is fantastic. Then shouting at Troopz some more, followed by a calm and polite: "What were you gonna say though Rob, you had a question". Brilliant.
 
The fact that they seem to always put Ty and Claude together, if the one hates the other ones views, its obvious, don't be around when that guy is giving his interview. So since they almost always speaking together, just shows its all a farce.
 
The fact that they seem to always put Ty and Claude together, if the one hates the other ones views, its obvious, don't be around when that guy is giving his interview. So since they almost always speaking together, just shows its all a farce.
Of course it is. I don't think they're pretending otherwise. Being excessively dramatic is their forte and is the reason why they get thousands of views from people who don't give a feck about Arsenal. Most of them look at the camera when they talk, not Robbie. You don't really see that on any other team's fan cams, at least not regularly.
 
Im beginning to think the whole thing is scripted by marketing team at the background to maximize views and profit. GJ tho... Im hooked
 
Harry Class-A. Haha! Love that Troopz brought along the Spurs version of himself. Blood, fam.

"HE GOT TOUCHED BLOOD. TOUCHED. JIMMY SAVILE BLOOD!"

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He was ace, shame he probably only get on again if Spurs beat Arsenal

Hes called Expressions, hes a Spurs Vlogger on YouTube ExpressionsOozing, he has me in stitches at times really funny guy. This he started off as a pisstake of AFTV but some of his one liners are pure gold.
 
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"French. Darren. Bent."
"All man's got is a goatee"
"We can break it down like Degenration X"
"He knew man stood no chance. No chance like Vince McMahon, blud"
"I was gone faster than Jacques Santini"
"Spurrnabeu"

24 karat gold.

There was a rather edgy Jimmy Saville reference too.
 
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"French. Darren. Bent."
"All man's got is a goatee"
"We can break it down like Degenration X"
"He knew man stood no chance. No chance like Vince McMahon, blud"
"I was gone faster than Jacques Santini"
"Spurrnabeu"

24 karat gold.

Harry Class-A. Haha! Love that Troopz brought along the Spurs version of himself. Blood, fam.

"HE GOT TOUCHED BLOOD. TOUCHED. JIMMY SAVILE BLOOD!"

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Man got lyrics still.
 
It’s amazing how their home form is enough to get fans off of Wenger’s back. This is dire:

 
Ty's a sad cnut. He argued with a 7 year old child on a phone in today. Starting at 55:20. Some definite illness going on with Ty.
 
Ty's a sad cnut. He argued with a 7 year old child on a phone in today. Starting at 55:20. Some definite illness going on with Ty.


His only comeback to any discussion is to repeat his two lines and then drown you out with it -- but this could be some form of Tourette.
 
Ty's a sad cnut. He argued with a 7 year old child on a phone in today. Starting at 55:20. Some definite illness going on with Ty.

I don't like how you throw around the word 'illness' in such a blasé fashion.

Someone very close to me suffers with a mental illness and is a lovely chap. Ty is just a deluded football fan who refuses to see Wenger's shortcomings.
 
I don't like how you throw around the word 'illness' in such a blasé fashion.

Someone very close to me suffers with a mental illness and is a lovely chap. Ty is just a deluded football fan who refuses to see Wenger's shortcomings.
How do you know I dont suffer from a mental illness? Dont assume just because you're on a mission to white knight the world via the internet.
 
Hector Bellerin on Arsenal Fan TV: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football...ticises-wrong-arsenal-fan-tv-feeding-failure/

Article is not behind a paywall.

Here's a skysports version: http://www.skysports.com/football/n...s-arsenalfantv-for-feeding-off-clubs-failures

I think it's not gonna go well with the fans.

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"I don't think there's players that actually go on the internet to watch Arsenal Fan TV," said the Spaniard.

"It does sometimes pop up in your timeline. I see it sometimes, I have friends who say, 'oh have you heard what that guy on Arsenal Fan TV [said]?'

"It's so wrong for someone who claims to be a fan and their success is fed off a failure. How can that be a fan?

"I think they're just people hustling, trying to make money their way, which everyone is entitled to do.

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There wouldn't be any 'feeding off failure' if the players and manager didn't so regularly...fail.
 
Besides, AFTV covers all Arsenal matches, not just their defeats.
 
There wouldn't be any 'feeding off failure' if the players and manager didn't so regularly...fail.

That's true, by Bellerin's logic RedCafe also does the same with United as I imagine traffic increases after defeats so people can have a moan.
 
Yup. Similarly, I don't bother looking for RAWK quotes when Liverpool win.
 
I don't understand what Bellerin is talking about,

Arsenal fan Tv might get more views and more traffic when they lose because people like me who aren't Arsenal fans enjoy watching it because it's funny partly because Arsenal are so predictably mediocre. In many ways Arsenal and Arsenal fan tv is like a sitcom in the tradition of One foot in the grave where the viewers are one step in front of the characters.

I think the reason Arsenal fan tv is so disliked is because it's now such a huge channel that the voice Joe Bloggs, Jane Doe and Sid Yobbo is becoming important in shaping the narrative around Arsenal and the powers that be don't like that. They never like that.
 
Bellerin simply shouldn’t watch Arse FamTV if it hurts his feelings.

It’s literally the only good thing Arsenal have got left. Some banter YouTube channel.

Their manager, players and club are all a shambles.
 
Bellerin is arsenal made manifest in the flesh. Everything that is wrong with that club, along with the good stuff.
 
He's right though, they've made a fortune from failure.
Have the exact same cast for City fan TV and they wouldn't make a penny
 
He's right though, they've made a fortune from failure.
Have the exact same cast for City fan TV and they wouldn't make a penny
You could say the same about Bellerin. Making a living from failing to deliver with the Club. Congrats on the two FA Cups, but meanwhile they are out of the CL and looking like they will be out a consecutive season. No EPL trophy in an eternity either..
 
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