"Robbie, I thought the players fought bravely, considering the circumstances. We mustn't forget, that today marks the 1,532nd-year anniversary of the Battle of Isonzo and we cannot fault the players for being affected by that. It's a disgrace that the FA forced us to play today - things like that never happen to United. You've got to question, whether Alex Ferguson - the biggest cheat of all time in English football by the way - is still pulling the strings and deliberately setting us up to fail. What's he done to be called a sir? Sir who? Sir who? Sir nothing!"