They should be working on their football skills, not training extinct ice age creatures!
Are the lads back in training yet?
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They should be working on their football skills, not training extinct ice age creatures!
One of the exciting things with a new manager is that there might be one or two surprises. Yeah right back isn't an area we are particularly strong in, so fingers crossed.
"Luke, do you think we can halve your chip portion size each day?"
"Luke, do you think we can halve your chip portion size each day?"
Is Shaw trying to cover his bulging gut with his hands?
That's the smile of a man on 6 grand an hour
Hiding his Hairdo the porker.
Mans looking hench!
Brandon Williams with his best impression of Anne Frank. Why does he look like he's lost so much weight?
Anybody have a list of the players involved in the training today?
Thanks in advance
Thanks in advance
The font for the initials on the training kit really does look a bit Comic Sans 
If Mclarens high performance podcast is anything to go by he will have detailed every single minute of training for the next god knows how long.
"Luke, do you think we can halve your chip portion size each day?"
this made my day thank you
I don't think I've ever seen Martial so full of smiles. He's got a massive grin in almost every picture I've seen of him from today.
So far, I've been discounting him as an option this coming season. But if he can get himself motivated and firing on all cylinders, it can only be good for the team. Maybe he knows something we don't know.
So far, I've been discounting him as an option this coming season. But if he can get himself motivated and firing on all cylinders, it can only be good for the team. Maybe he knows something we don't know.
We'll know the talent is there, Martial short passing and link up game is top notch. In a side with players on his wave length like Sancho, Shaw, Eriksen, De jong, Ronaldo, Bruno he'll thrive just like he did under our previous dutch manager.
He'll need to up his work rate though, personally I feel Ten Hag would love him and want him to stay.
Rashford doesn't look very present in this photos!!
Lopetegui is a very good coach in his own right and he wasn't able to get a tune out of Martial. ETH isn't a magician.
The Martial redemption arc would be great to see.
Might actually bring tears to my eyes if ETH can get him firing and back to his best. The changes he needs to make need to come from within though - ability is there.
Contractually I'm supposed to, but yeah you're right, I certainly don't put in this much effort.
Would be great to have the Martial back from a few years ago. Good enough to be back up to Ronnie and fill in on the LW when needed. Let’s hope ETH can get the best out of him.
Prob flogging a dead horse with Martial but if Hag can coach some sort of season out of him we be flying.
That season we came 3rd with Ole he was excellent I thought playing the striker role, his close play in the box and link up was high level. Seemed to lose his finishing ability after that Europa League semi where he must have missed about 10 chances and carried into following season.
Any quotes from the players or manager after the 1st session?
Do they have another mammoth traning session today???
All sore, so no
Even if he redeems him this season we should then look to sell next summer when his stock is high. We've seen his lack of consistency over time. I doubt a switch is going to be flipped and he becomes mr consistent.
The irony of many of us checking Redcafe and posting while at work criticizing a lack of work ethic.
"Luke, do you think we can halve your chip portion size each day?"
doesn’t look like he’s noticed the emergency kit kat that he’s got stashed away in the secret black pocket at the top of his tshirt.
I'd be fine with that. If he can contribute 10-15 goals (not including stat padding in europa group stages) then I'd be happy.
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