Noticed something from the game today that actually went more or less under the radar, although it was absolutely decisive in my book from Tony. Actually I don’t know if I’ve made enough posts to really be able to say ‘in my book’. Maybe it's more fitting to say ‘on my page’ (and just as valid I suppose). Well, on my page it was crucial so I figured I’d offer it up for your discerning perusal.
So it’s the 84th minute. There’s some business with Tony putting in the cross to Zlatan after Fellaini hit the post and so on (of minor importance – as with all my posts I like to keep it brief by including only the most absolutely essential information and never using any sort of unnecessary, irrelevant, pointless or unhelpful words to say something at greater length than it needs to be said. I repeat, that is a thing which I do not do). Now, speaking in the strictest terms, I suppose the ball had technically crossed the line for the goal from Zlatan’s header, but I personally was still in a great deal of doubt until Tony made quite certain of things by absolutely twatting the ball into the top corner. It says a lot about the quality of the net that it took such an impact without complaint. Admittedly, it was a close-range attempt, but Tony still deserves immense credit for the power he put behind the ball. While I appreciate that it may not be fair to award the goal to him, I’d at least like to see him get a medal of some description. Even if you take the view that you knew it was a goal when Ibra headed it in, I still think Tony deserves kudos for doing his utmost to try and get a second goal and turn a draw into a win.
It’s that kind of tenacity that makes me certain that he can keep doing this for years, although this is also to some extent because he’s an ageless cyborg created by the Ecuadorean government (initially for marketing purposes – they had to improvise when it turned out he hadn’t been programmed to smile). My cousin Vinnie has a mate who’s assured me that Valencia comes equipped with a state of the art sensor suite (he keeps editing Wikipedia to add Tony to the Ecuadorian Army page’s ‘Equipment’ section), but to be honest I’ve never trusted Paul since he didn’t pay me for five a side a couple of months back. It might not sound like a big deal but at the end of the day that sports hall’s £30 for an hour. To be honest the whole robot thing could be untrue, but at the end of the day isn’t the fact that you never really know with football exactly the reason why we love it so much?