Most nuts I've gone for a goal in quite some time
My poor dogs....and neighbours
My poor dogs....and neighbours
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Season Average Rating
- Appearances
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- Goals
- 17
- Assists
- 11
- Yellow cards
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Merci Martial. That is all.
Such a debut. Magnificent control and composure.
Ayy
at Liverpoop.
Ayy
at Liverpoop.To everyone who is suprised about his face, it's who he is. So far, for every single big moment (first Monaco match, first CL match, first France match) he hasn't showed any outburst of emotion. I think he internalizes everything.
feck you Daily Mirror
How's that egg all over your face taste, Mirror?
Same, went fecking mental.
He'd make a great sniper I reckon. Pure ice in his veins
Just watched the goal again, Fellaini's reaction when he realises it's in He literally doesn't know what just happened
He literally doesn't know what just happenedOoh la la. The kid's got the Vava Voom. What a thing to do on your début. Sealing a Man Utd vs Liverpool game in front of the Stretford end.
fecking love the guy. The intent that he showed when running into the box was already beautiful but the finish was jizz worthy.
Excellent goal, also looked very strong and composed which can only bode well. Hopefully he can build on this performance.
Instant hero.
It's moments like this that make the moaning about money and buffoonery among the hierarchy seem ridiculous.
Some goal that, what a start.
I m being realistic with my expectation as scoring a great debut goal is not something that defines your career. However, my body is telling me that I should jump on the bandwagon as well and just enjoy the moment.Get out of here party pooper!
Me too, screamed the fecking place down.
Oh my word
A star is born?
A star is born?
All hail the King.
Man love already
Just brilliant.
I woke my parents up When he scored
What a fecking way to announce yourself. Brilliant.
What a fecking way to announce yourself. Brilliant.
Can see why Monaco thought the Ballon d'Or clause was worth chucking in.
MARTIALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
That goal though. Benteke scores a bicycle kick at Old Trafford for Liverpool and he still gets upstaged. Unbelievable.
The Benteke goal fired him up
Amazing goal.
What an absolute dream debut for him, delighted for the lad!
Martial law imposed upon Liverpool.
I said it when he signed... Better than Messi
Lolz
Lolz
What I was most impressed with (goal aside) was the way he broke up the pairing of the Liverpool CB's
Martial Love
Haven't been so excited by a debut since....Rooney I guess.
Here comes the Ballon D'or
Here comes the Ballon D'or
Martial United.
I just can't stop smiling when I think it's that cnut Skrtl he humiliated with his move.
That's the most excited Martin Tyler has got about a United goal since Macheda's.
It reminded me of the Macheda goal.
He did the little gesture with his left hand when Young had the ball asking it to be played away from goal. Macheda did the same when Giggs had the ball.
The finish was in the same corner as well. Both on their debuts coming on as subs around the hour mark on the day we didnt have strikers (rooney was injured that day too)
The Macheda goal was a lot LOT more important though
He did the little gesture with his left hand when Young had the ball asking it to be played away from goal. Macheda did the same when Giggs had the ball.
The finish was in the same corner as well. Both on their debuts coming on as subs around the hour mark on the day we didnt have strikers (rooney was injured that day too)
The Macheda goal was a lot LOT more important though
Good man, that's a dream debut! Skrtel might need some counseling after being done that dirty.
Classic Henry finish as well, he didn't do well to shake off the comparisons
Get the feck in. A striker that can get past defenders and finish. I've been asking for that for years, I hope he continues to play like he obviously naturally plays.
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