[Scrumpet]

He'd still be dangerous if we played him at centre back.


The chant where everyone mispronounces his name to the same tune as RVP's is seriously weak.

 

[Insanity]

He can play alone against eleven players and still somehow create a chance for himself. Incredible talent.

 

[Kraftwerker]

Unlucky not to get a couple of assists and a goal.

Just a ridiculously talented player who can play anywhere up front.

 

[Godfather]

That second half was a joy to watch. Poor Coleman

 

[VorZakone]

Take note Memphis.

 

[Maradona10]

I loved the fact that he understood his role and tracked back. Unlike depay, he did do that. He also did coleman in both sides and also via pace. Amazing !! Best player in the world.

 

[sullydnl]

Up against one of the league's best RBs and still did a job on him in attack and defence.

Hopefully we see him back up front next time though.

 

[prateik]

Hasnt scored in a while, but stats aside, what a player. Always impressive..

 

[Ivor Ballokov]

Had an answer for everything Coleman's mustered.

 

[LeftyBlaster]

Coleman will be checking his house to make sure Martial isn't hiding somewhere to terrorise him after today.

 

[Walters_19_MuFc]

Martial made Coleman look average. His change of pace from a standing start is frightening. My God, we've got a gem on our hands.

 

[R'hllor]

Imagine it was Ivanovic in his current form

 

[Adisa]

Coleman won't want to see him again.

 

[RedStarUnited]

Reminded me of Messi at the Stamford Bridge in 2005.

 

[ClosetDevil]

Martial made Coleman look average. His change of pace from a standing start is frightening. My God, we've got a gem on our hands.

Couldn't agree more. He's going to be an absolute star in a year or two. Look how composed he looks already.

 

[Ole240599]

Time for a new 10 year contract, unbelievable talent!!

 

[Akshay]

Beats defenders for fun and is almost impossible to dispossess inside the box. Unfortunately didn't score the chance he had, but another very impressive performance, especially given how much attention Everton were giving him. Just sensational.

 

[HabeasC]

 

[justboy68]

How easily he strolls past defenders is downright bizarre. Even when there is no physical space in which to do so he somehow manages it.

 

[MyOnlySolskjaer]

Monaco deserves another 10m Euros for that performance alone.

 

[HabeasC]

Coleman wasn't completely fit, but that shouldn't take away from the consistency with which Martial beasted him

 

[Walters_19_MuFc]

How the feck did he get out of that? Like, seriously.

 

[bosnian_red]

Martial made Coleman look average. His change of pace from a standing start is frightening. My God, we've got a gem on our hands.

That's being kind to Coleman... those last 15 minutes, they were all shitting themselves whenever Martial got the ball at his feet. You could see Martial just knew he had the beating of him and could take him whenever he wanted. Brilliant player already, not just potential.

 

[itso 7]

brilliant again today, he is immense. No need to concern ourselves with his age because at this stage he needs games to push on some more.

 

[100]

He has the Suarez 'flooky' dribbling ability

 

[Raw]

I missed it so I was hoping someone would upload it. Feck me, he's good.

 

[MDFC Manager]

Imagine it was Ivanovic in his current form

Cops would have a preemptive arrest warrant against him before that matchup.

 

[togg]

yeah.....total waste of money......

 

[thepolice123]

He's just so good. He's already exceeded my expectations for this season.

 

[Bestie07]

The ball was stuck to his feet this whole time. Amazing.

 

[kouroux]

Despite no goal and no assist, he delivered a much better and complete performance than either Young and Depay all season long. Not surprising because it's where he showed most of his talent at Monaco. What a player.

 

[unchanged_lineup]

That would have been a Suarez-like goal. If only it had gone in!! It would have been replayed for years.

 

[Niall]

You don't see Seamus Coleman get run ragged like that very often

 

[Geordopolous]

Even in a restricted role, he still looks like a proper football, despite being his worst performance in a United shirt so far. Hopefully, we can put him down the middle in the next game.

What do you mean by restricted role? Genuine question

 

[Minkaro]

I love the way he seems to think "ok, I have the ball, and the goal's over there somewhere. So I'm going to run in that direction and sod anyone in my way."

 

[Theonas]

How easily he strolls past defenders is downright bizarre. Even when there is no physical space in which to do so he somehow manages it.

Downright bizarre indeed it is! At that specific part, he really reminds me of the Brazilian Ronaldo. He also just stood there, decided to run past the player like he wasn't there and went on and did it. If he can manage to be half the player Ronaldo was, we're really in for exciting times.

 

[Americano]

Had an answer for everything Coleman's mustered.

 

[Traub]

He has the Suarez 'flooky' dribbling ability

that's exactly the right description. I used to think Suarez was just lucky and the ball was just getting stuck under his feet at the right time. However, it's quite clear that this sort of dribbling is intentional.

 

[MyOnlySolskjaer]

The way he plays and dribbles reminds me of Suarez but not a cnut.

 

[Eddy_JukeZ]

Excellent towards the end. Run Coleman ragged. Even out wide, he's superb. Frightening talent.

Would prefer him up top, but he's definitely a viable option out on the left.