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Season Average Rating
- Appearances
- 49
- Goals
- 17
- Assists
- 11
- Yellow cards
- 4
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You tell him to score and he scores, absolute madman.
Seriously though, he's so fecking laid back, you got to love his swagger.
Seriously though, he's so fecking laid back, you got to love his swagger.
What a man.
If this keeps up, everything bar the 2nd and 3 seasons of golden boot will be done and dusted this season.
115 minutes in the league
90 minutes in the CL
20 minutes in the League Cup
4 goals in 225 minutes. Insane
90 minutes in the CL
20 minutes in the League Cup
4 goals in 225 minutes. Insane
He's fast becoming my favourite little player.
Don't remember a player who was so clinical at this young age. Messi doesn't count in these kind of things, obviously.
Every goal scored so far has been placed calmly in the corner.
He's unreal
He's unreal
he's all right foot though. That terrible shot well wide he took with his right, when with his left he would have had a much better angle.
go on, hit me
go on, hit me
He's basically what many of you were hoping Welbeck would step up and start doing. This kid has it.
He will just ignore this like the De Gea thread.
He's amazing! I got high hopes for him, but I don't dare utter them out loud.
And almost the best thing is that he's already married with two little children! They're not going to give a feck about football when he comes home tonight, what a great way to keep his feet on the ground. Fergie would have loved this lad!
And almost the best thing is that he's already married with two little children! They're not going to give a feck about football when he comes home tonight, what a great way to keep his feet on the ground. Fergie would have loved this lad!
Not half bad this lad.
He's not even played 3 whole games for us yet and he's made all the bluster around his signing look ridiculous already, marvellous.
I love how quickly he get his body in front of defender so the defenders has no chance to tackle him and than he slots it home easily like it's a training game. Seems like I was a bit wrong on him, he's massive potential. #martialarts
His finishing is so composed that he's already an asset to the first team.
Scary thing is his link up play is good but could potentially get better.
Scary thing is his link up play is good but could potentially get better.
Messi got 17 goals in the season he started as a 19 year old. 16 goals in the season he started as a 20 year old.
He's almost a 1/4 of the way there already.
He's the real fecking deal. His composure in front of net is incredible.
I was thinking the exact same. Fair fecks to them, because the risk for Louis with this signing was extreme. His job would be on the line if he'd fail and at the very least laughing stock for life.
Wow
Ohh you dutty boy!
He just made that goal look ridiculously easy.
Yeah I was thinking the same, he just makes it look foolishly easy.
You almost take it for granted how difficult it is to actually finish as cooly as that, as he makes it look like chid's play. Insane really.
Knew he'd score as soon as he came on. Don't think anyone else in our squad has that aura about him.
And he seems a confident dribbler but there is a fair bit of space for him to improve in that regard too, just need to see what the lad is like in the air and shooting off his left peg and we could have a complete package on our hands.
Real Madrid bound in three years.......
Next season, when Wenger squeezes that extra 37.5% he apparently gets out of every player.
Cool customer. He'll score 20 this season.
We should not really start overhyping Martial. Kane had as good a number consistently throughout last season. Let hope Martial can do better or emulate such success for us this season and continue that form towards other season.
Did you really have to post that?
He can't possibly keep this shit up..
I'm struggling to remember any other teenager having such an immediate impact for us, Ronaldo wasn't even like this! Rooney had his debut hat-trick I suppose, that was special.
These are the moments you're mean to enjoy!!
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