JUPITER
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Nobody would fancy facing Wayne Rooney’s frightening five-a-side team in training! He picked Angel Di Maria, Falcao, Robin van Persie and Juan Matato join him. What team would you pick to take them on?
De Gea, Herrera, Carrick, Januzaj and Wilson would hammer them.
RvP can't hit a cow's arse with a banjo when he's wearing a United shirt, Falcao would be be constantly hobbling off to cover various body parts in ice due to his watch weighing him down, ADM would have one eye on the ferry times to Calais and Mata would keep hugging Rooney.