Haha! Gotta love the effort and soul he puts into that one. I can really see it being sung at OT. Would be both hilarious and fitting
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Beautiful
Wish Falcao squared that off to Mata, he was trying too hard to get his first goal I guess.
He's like one of those players that you feck about with on FIFA making everything 99 and then everytime he gets the ball you just want him to dribble around the whole team and score.
Best 60M spent ever.
I expected him to be world class for us and he has been far better than anticipated. Truly great footballer who is very exciting to watch.
I could definitely live with Di Maria's song being to the tune of Hallelujah. Just need something that isn't about Woodwood.
I wouldn't even bother changing the lyrics.
The tune hardly strikes fear into the opposition though does it? What next? A song for Blind to the tune of Silent Night?
Songs don't need to be intimidating? Do you think Viva Ronaldo made other teams quake in their boots? 12 Cantonas? They're to express adoration or appreciation of players.
70,000 doing a Di Maria themed haka would be a spectacle, mind.
He is a lot more direct than I recall him being at Madrid and Benfica. He is so fast with the ball which is such a desired trait to have in this day and age. A lot of players are very fast without the ball but with it they simply can't generate enough speed without losing control of the ball (Rooney for one). If he carries on then he will be regarded as the best player in the league. Simple as. We may not win a lot this year but anyone who knows a fair bit about football will acknowledge just how good this motherfecker is. Real Madrid have lost a very good player and haven't replaced him with a player in the same league imo. Perez is one stubborn and foolish man but he is very wealthy and successful so I won't say he is stupid.
Okay, maybe intimidating is the wrong word. I just think the tune of Hallelujah sang en mass would sound a little soft and slow. I'd prefer something that makes the atmosphere livlier. Just like the two examples you gave do.
his vison and awareness are even more wonderful to behold than his dribbling skills.
think we got him just as he was getting better. He has not really peaked imo.
what a footballer. Real must think they should have asked for more.
think we got him just as he was getting better. He has not really peaked imo.
what a footballer. Real must think they should have asked for more.
There's not a better player in the league.
As for his song, Hallelujah wouldn't work on any level, way too slow.
His name over and over again to the tune of "Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ..." by The Smiths makes too much sense to ever take off.
As for his song, Hallelujah wouldn't work on any level, way too slow.
His name over and over again to the tune of "Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ..." by The Smiths makes too much sense to ever take off.
Im absolutely gutted he's out 3 months with a broken ankle in my FIFA manager mode. He plays like a video game character in real life, that's how good he is.
True. I love how effortlessly he can just wip in a pin point cross out of nowhere and from anywhere too. Remember when we had wingers that had to get to the byline, before they put in awful crosses. Distant memory now.
You scared the living daylights out of me there mate, before I got to the Fifa manager mode bit.
Thank god we didn't lose out to PSG for this guy!
Oooops my bad...You scared the living daylights out of me there mate, before I got to the Fifa manager mode bit.
Every game I have seen him in so far for us he has impressed big time, such a breath of fresh air and has given us another dimension in midfield that we have lacked since Ronaldo left pretty much. He is such a threat and guarantees plenty of goals and assists throughout the season. I thought he was certain to be heading to PSG in the summer, such an important signing for us. World class player who is quite simply a joy to watch.
He's thriving on the adulation and attention that being the main attaking outlet for Manchester United brings. Worthy of being given the number 7 shirt
He's absolutely fecking ridiculous. We've signed one of the greatest players in the world.
That's catchy as feck, hope it catches on.
His goal output so far has been surprising actually, even though he missed some chances against West Ham.
He has that swagger and arrogance about him on the pitch.
He knows he is the main man for one of the biggest clubs in the world and is enjoying every moment of it.
I fecking love him.
He knows he is the main man for one of the biggest clubs in the world and is enjoying every moment of it.
I fecking love him.
His role here is much more advanced than at Madrid IMO, he is the main creator and driving force of the team and he has thrived with new responsibilities. I thought we would use him on the wing at first but giving him a free role in the middle with licence to drift out wide as well as be the playmaker was a great decision.
Even his mishits are assists.
I heard there was a secret chord,
That Woodward played and it pleased the board
But then he fecked it up with Thomas Müller
But wait, who's this,
With goals, assists?
Gave Ed a call, he could not resist
Said Woodward come and get me, Di Mariaaaa!
Di Mariaaaaa, Di Mariaaaaa
Di Mariaaaaa, Di Mariaaaaaaaa
Courtesy of Kiac of /r/reddevils.
fecking brilliant! That and the ABBA one are awesome, hope both catch on. I'm a massive ABBA fan though so I'm bias.
Even his mishits are assists.
Everything he touches turns to gold at the moment for us. I'm sure he will do a few more "mishit shots/drilled passes" and we will have to reconsider whether he is just incredibly lucky or he truly is meaning it!
Love how positive he is on the ball, and the injection of pace has given a kick up the arse to what had been the slowest United team I'd seen since the Big Ron days. Covers a lot of ground as well, and like people have said above, thrives on the extra responsibility he gets with us as opposed to being a cog in the Real machine. God help us if he gets injured - which worries me because he gets precious little protection from Premiership refs so far.
I love how he celebrates too, the way he runs off faster than he did to score with his little heart shape
I feel like a smitten teenager.
I feel like a smitten teenager.
Six goals provided, zero dives. I like it.
Fe.k I was in cold sweat for 2 seconds while reading this until I got to the Fifa manager mode. Awful 2 seconds.
He's really elevated himself to the top tier in the last year or so. He was always very talented but the level of consistency he is playing at now puts him in the genuine superstar bracket. You just expect him to come up with the goods every game now.
Thank you.
All three defenders decided to go for him and he just lose them with backheel so effortless.
If i'm being honest, i'm more impressed by Shaw's pass, this kid impresses me all the time.
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