Just googled it there. Not bad, but still a long flight.
André Onana | signed for United | On a flight to NYC
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Just googled it there. Not bad, but still a long flight.
We need to get him to get used to the levels.
We all know they have to get his Visa approved, then announce it on the NYSE and get his shirt number agreed so we can recoup most of his cost in shirt sales alone!
Wtf does this Turkish Airlines plane think it's doing pushing in?
And now this Flypgs plane? Show some balls Aer Lingus.
From reading the live chat, someone has a mate on that flight in row 31, we should get him to go up to business class and take some pictures
It's time.
What, he’s on a commercial flight all the way to the US? I thought the club always use the private jet for our new signings?
just another caftard that doesn't wanna reveal himseld as one.
His mate shined a torch, and I saw it and was giddy about it.
Private jet to Birmingham, Aer Lingus economy class to NY.
Tbh I doubt he's sat in the middle of a row between two fat bastards. He'll be living it up in Business class with a full flat bed and pajamas and stuff.
"Excuse me. I know I'm just a filthy cattle class scrote but could I maybe sneak into business class and take some photos of a couple of strangers?"
If the sky servants do their jobs correctly they'll chuck that pleb back down the aisle.
Let me hear you say the ball is Onana’s
It’s O N A N A S
Your life is Onana’s
It’s O N A N A S
It’s O N A N A S
Your life is Onana’s
It’s O N A N A S
If anyone can deal with the air press, it's Onana.
Heh, lingus
They need to get the rest of the plane doing an Onana chant...he will then come back to see what the fuss is....Photo Op Public domain Redcafe announces Onana! Why wait for the club?
Just checked the player profile on the official site, not expecting anything there but curious.
Tom Heaton and Dean Henderson photos look like they are the same guy just with Tom's hair going to the left and Dean's to the right.... no wonder we cannot let Henderson return to utd he will back the future himself and start vanishing
Tom Heaton and Dean Henderson photos look like they are the same guy just with Tom's hair going to the left and Dean's to the right.... no wonder we cannot let Henderson return to utd he will back the future himself and start vanishing
I tried to go upstairs on a plane once “just to have a look” and they sent me straight back where I came from.
If they didn’t want people doing that, they shouldn’t give unlimited free alcohol.
Has he already had his medical at carrington? If not would it not have made sense to have it in America so he can join up with the rest of the team easier?
Need to be within FFP rules. Economy class it is.
Going over Ireland now.
Should have been on th earlier Virgin Atlantic flight, their planes are the right color for starters!
Do they serve beanz on board?
He's already signed the contract so no need to impress him. Send him back with the plebs now and save the Glazers a few quid.
And he has to pay for his own luggage and seat assignment
Hes flying economy with no baggage allowance.
We even paid for the very back seats so he boards last to assert dominance. And the board personally paid for 10 screaming babies next to him to test his resilience its all mind games from now on.
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Those back seats don't recline. Unfortunately that means now he will pick up a back injury on his flight and miss the tour as a result.
After all the news this last couple of weeks, the club really shouldn't be paying for such things.
Last, typing on phone is a big mistake with autocorrect
What offside rule change?
Not sure has it been implemented yet or even if it got the green light but
"The new law will see a player deemed offside only if their entire body, with which they can play the ball, is ahead of the last defender."
He's currently over the Atlantic Ocean. On an aeroplane.
Yeah, I guessed.
We’ve not even announced anything yet have we or are we just doing it when he fully completes the move.
If he's flying off to join the tour then surely that means everything's wrapped up - medical, promo shoots, obligatory MUTV interview etc.
Or were they planning to do all that in NY?
Or were they planning to do all that in NY?
Ha, i liked this one
He'll have a bit of shlepping to do, he's flying to a different state for starters, ok it's 30 or so miles but this is New York!Well played, Sir
Good to hear he is going to join the team right away.
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