Anand wins the World Chess Championships

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I'll be there mate, my Hungry Hungry Hippo game's taken a mighty slide of late. Need to shape up and get my form back.
 
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Chess a sport. Laughable.

Oh no mate, they have to go to the gym for three hours and everything. No kidding!

Note to Kasparanov and all other Chessmasters - it's called masturbating!
 
How is it that "who can lift the heaviest weight over his head" is a sport but chess is not.

Chess is one of the greatest and admired sports on the planet.
 
I suppose anything's a sport if you can make a competition out of it.

Doesn't mean we can't take the piss though.