Alternative MUFC Commentary

That's a lazy premise then, and not the least bit absurd.

The script is great, he is clearly a talented comedic writer. Just would be a lot funnier if it was actually performed instead of being generated by a robot with the intonation of a deaf child.
I reckon you’re on your own with this take. Would be way less funny.
 
Also has a Patreon site, with other great content.

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Bald is best!
 
Laughing at other teams losing is not as good as winning.

But it's a close second.
 
United should give this bloke an award or something. He has given me more joy than the team this season.
 
Artetachoke, blink and you miss it.