Alternative MUFC Commentary

[Vidyoyo]

I expected something funny and left with my hopes and dreams shattered

Edit: Fecking hell horsey. I edited this so I'd sound less like a twat and now I've had to retype what I originally said

 

[horsechoker]

I expected something funny and left with my hopes and dreams shattered

You want a joke?

Our ability to defend a 2 goal lead

 

[Plant0x84]

I expected something funny and left with my hopes and dreams shattered

Yeah, @horsechoker ‘s posts will do that for you…

 

[Vidyoyo]

You want a joke?

Our ability to defend a 2 goal lead

Badumtshhh

 

[calodo2003]

Wait till you find out about the allegations

In relation to?

 

[horsechoker]

In relation to?

Can't say, but if you think about it you might know what they did or didn't do. Sometimes not doing something is a crime and sometimes doing something is a crime and if everybody is capable of crime then there is a non zero per cent chance they've done something and if that something comes to light you'll know about it.

 

[BeforeKeanetherewasRobson]

“I wish my wife went down as easy as that”

 

[12OunceEpilogue]

Where is the 'feck off ya Spanish cnut' clip at 2.55 from?

 

[klayton88]

Not saying there are allegations but if there are just wait until they come out. If they really did those things, it could be big trouble for them, if they did them that is. You've either broken the law or you haven't

Please expand on this. What allegations?

 

[Plant0x84]

In relation to?

Please expand on this. What allegations?

There are none. It’s just a clumsy attempt at being funny. Not Horseys finest hour.

 

[Withnail]

There are none. It’s just a clumsy attempt at being funny. Not Horseys finest hour.

So many bites for obvious parody though

 

[Plant0x84]

So many bites for obvious parody though

Indeed.

 

[Herschel Krustofsky]

Obviously very talented, hope he gets the recognition he deserves.

The Bruno ‘penalty’ against Wigan nearly killed me, was laughing for about 15 minutes and genuinely feared I couldn’t stop

Have just become a subscriber

 

[always_hoping]

Defending for that 3rd wolves goal was pure amateur hour.

 

[Chumpsbechumps]

“I wish my wife went down as easy as that”

My wife though that was hilarious. …..

 

[Cutch]

'This bastard is like the ex you're trying forget but every now and then he pops up and tickles your ball sack for a few minutes of pleasure' is exactly what McTominay is like

 

[wolfofballst7]

Anyone have a link to the wolves match? I missed it and it's been removed from twitter/X

 

[Jericholyte2]

 

[calodo2003]

Watch it quick...

 

[Cutch]

Didn't think that was as good as usual but that Andy Tate bit at the end always cracks me up even though I know it's coming

 

[Fr. Todd Unctious]

Weaker than Adam Johnsons excuse
The meowing sounds
The Chucklevision theme
Candle in the Wind

 

[Red Royal]

Tastefully done around Munich and hilarious for the rest of it, well done.

I don't get the Jeremy/Onana name - can anyone enlighten me please?

 

[Plant0x84]

Bald hates wrinkly bollocks and bubble machines!

 

[ColvaleGoa]

'Ave it!!!!

 

[CallyRed]

Belfast Bebe

 

[Sounds of the Aquarium]

Tastefully done around Munich and hilarious for the rest of it, well done.

I don't get the Jeremy/Onana name - can anyone enlighten me please?

he referred to Onana as "The Cameroonian Jeremy Beadle'" in an early effort.
whether its saying onanas highlight reel belongs on you've been framed or he is suggesting he has a really small right hand i dont know

 

[moses]

Candle in the Wind!

 

[BeforeKeanetherewasRobson]

Tastefully done around Munich and hilarious for the rest of it, well done.

I don't get the Jeremy/Onana name - can anyone enlighten me please?

It’s because Jeremy Beadle had small/slightly odd shaped hands.

Yes, nice intro to the Babes and watching Busby made me re-realise how similar him and SAF were (and wives supporting them) … and how amazingly lucky we were to have not one but two GOAT tier managers.

Liked the running go at Zouma… w#nker deserves it.

 

[Red Royal]

he referred to Onana as "The Cameroonian Jeremy Beadle'" in an early effort.
whether its saying onanas highlight reel belongs on you've been framed or he is suggesting he has a really small right hand i dont know

Thanks - Jeremy Flipping Beadle hand ... that is ridiculously funny and going to stick in my head now.

 

[klayton88]

 

[Utd heap]

Best one in a while. Casemiro

 

[Oranges038]

The microwave ping off Maguire's header

 

[Jeppers7]

Amazing

 

[Solius]

The microwave ding

 

[Reditus]

I missed his last 2 for the Wolves and West Ham wins. I take it these are not possible to find now?

 

[Annihilate Now!]

The ding off Maguire's head and the post thump off Lindelof's head are the clear highlights here.

 

[calodo2003]

The ding off Maguire's head and the post thump off Lindelof's head are the clear highlights here.

Casemiro to Benny Hill was also a great choice.

 

[The Cat]

That one is a cracker.

 

[Sounds of the Aquarium]

I missed his last 2 for the Wolves and West Ham wins. I take it these are not possible to find now?

they are both still up on the twitter page

 

[BeforeKeanetherewasRobson]

Best for a while that.

Stephen Graham “get your xxxxing hands off him!” to Southgate… Paddy… Benny Hill… Titanic to bagpipes…

And for some time, the Andy Tate “second half…” has been one of my favourites. I send it to my non United supporting mates every time we win

Think my favourite was “offside… offside… why do I live in Birmingham? ()… offside… YMCA”.